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My sis u don talk am well me sef no vote am neva .

Talie2kiss:
I laugh in chinko, since he's a miracle worker let him perform his miracles na.I weep for naija cos d era of free election has been wiped away so even if he performs or not he will still rule for 8yrs that's if him no change am to 50yrs.for me my conscience won't disturb me cos I never voted for him. Na to dey watch and endure until God's liberation locate us.

Abegiiiii leave dem, dem neva c anyth . I dey wait .

major466:
Interpretation of Buhari's comments: Don't expect me to fulfill my promises to
1. Wipe Kworroption.
2. Stabilize international Oil Prices single handedly.
3. Make $1=N1
4. Provide 20,000MW of Power Supply within one Year!
5. End Boko Haram in two months.
6. Give N5,000 to 25 million unemployed youths.
7. Free meals for Children.
8. Create 7 million jobs per annum.
9. Free health care for everyone.
10. Turn Nigeria into Dubai.

They were busy making unrealistic plans without adequately streamlining the Viability and Possibility of implementing them. No road map on where the funds will come nor how they intend to generate finances needed to fulfill these bogus projects.

So there you have it Nigeria. This is the Change you voted for. Change from making promises to breaking promises.

D normal site u used in applying for d job all u need do it go to shortlisted for exam click on it .

terryalexmm1:
whats the website you checked?

Yes is working on my Q10 i used it dis morning to call peo .

Aeman:
Can dis work on bb?

opalu:
How come Anambra people placed all their eggs in one basket? Senator Chris Ngige would have been a good choice if he was allowed to Win.

Did dey knw Buhari wud win ? ?? Abeg. Make una make dem cool down or dey give Amechi .

You are right is there . Thanks for d info

Lets just watch and c wht happens next.

Hmmmmmmmm!

Just my thinking he might be right cos anything can happen . I WISH SHA o

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahah i cant stop laughing ooooooo

Activity77:
Amaechi was crying yesterday

Oshiobaba AKA go and die crying today

Chris ngige and rochas are xpected to cry 2moro

e b lik say na d season of cry we dey now

Hahahahahahaha

Losers crying fowl

Meanwhile

TeamPDP

#GEJWEKNOW

And e go come to pass (Amen)

LLVelly:
I go like make PDP win lagos.

ionsman:
Way to go our incoming VP....

$na 2day? Abi na. Dem go steal pass. Rabbish

Supernatural

Slyr0x:
wow

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/omg/omgwtf.gif

Hmmmmmmm

When i said it i neva lied Buhari will Islamise dis country if he definitly wins . Make we watch and c buh i knw he will loose .Nboko

Hahahahhahahahhahaha i cant sto laughing very funny

Dis cud be calamity something might ve happent to someone dey know eg Accident or death to. A close relation . Ita a pity anyways on. A day of Joy .
O Lord i commit mine into ur able care do not lemme cry on my day . Amen

My hubby no dey gree come down again na so e go stand gigigbam i blame GEJ for that .#fasholajoker




GEJ till God knows wen .

Ewooooooo my hobby indoors mama abeg make dem even give me 1month sef i go stay put jare .

You no well i swear na ur own wosrt pass .

vjsmiles:
removing that their smelli'n spit

kimond101:
1.The hausa man told me he was from Bornu and they were used to it. All they do when such happens is to lie down flat on the ground.
2. We never appreciate the value of life until evil come close to us. People in Bornu are facing such every day yet we seem to care less since it's not here.

Buh seriously Bornu peo don full Lag ooooooo

steppin:
See big head! (Ogbe isi)

Hahahhahahhahahahahahahahha ezieh Ogbe isi nke kali hhahahhahahahahhahahahahah cant stop laughing

is d best ans given to a ....

tonychristopher:
Atulu

Nobody said he is from enugu but he was born there are married there

There are criteria

I refuse to insult or curse any buh i knw whht am saying . Why is his name not listed among dem here he clamis he's rm Enugu why was he not mentioned here he knows he's root he shd trace it ooooooo. If u like quote me if. U like insult me since i didnt insult nor curse u it will go back to sender . Amen
Poor up bringing makes peo inuslt peo dey dont even knw .

tonychristopher:
Monkey

Ogwashi are pure igbo and they are from nshi(NRI) that's is why they are ogwa nshi ukwu so next time be careful. They are pure igbo like igbo bi n'uzor (igbuzor)

You can't devise a division amongst brothers



So bounce

I so muchh have dis feeling its you . Buh no waahala sha i just pray anoda badt guy dont do such to ur sis or relatives so u wud knw how it feels to rock someone for many yrs .

Iamfrank:
Please, I need mature advice only

My cousin have been dating his girl friend since secondary school, he is now graduated and have a good job.....

But the problem is, he has slept with this girl like a thousand times and doesn't even enjoy her in bed any longer. He said he has enjoyed all marital privileges with her and now he is scared of getting married to a girl he doesn't have sexual pleasure with.

He is really confused right now as he doesn't know wat to do because he loves her.

Please, mature advice is needed.

NDPVF:
[s][/s]People like you are just use.less.

Thank you i agree with you.truth they say is always bitter .

Asaigbo:
The form is N5,000 only. Audition will be conducted in all the five igbo states of Imo,Anambra,Enugu,Ebonyi, Abia including Rivers and Delta states receptively.
Reciepients of ASAIGBO 2015 AWARDS INCLUDE, Mikel Obi (Chelsea), Chief dr, Patrick Ifeanyi Uba (Capital Oil) , Dr, Uche Ogah (Masters Energy) ,Chris Anyanwu (Diversifield Richfield ) Stanley Asamole (Naster energy) , Chief Ralph Uwazurike (MASSOB) and Chief Arthur Eze (Ozoigbo Ndu)

Abeg oooo how come JJ Okocha's naame is not here ? Gud for him he keeps sying hes rm Enugu State come to your home Town JJ and stop running up and down you are a Delta born Ogwashi-Ukwu dis is to tell you that Igbo peo no sabi u .

MusaIbrahim1:
I believe the picture was not taken when prayers was going on... I believe they are probably bowing as a sign of gesture to their god that they have succeeded

Abeg make u help me tell am and if he no understand d eng u fit nack pidgin join. Am for am . They can support bad thin.
Quote me and dey will dash u many virgins

Confirm !!!!!b you go school well well ur papa moni no waste @ all
GEJ till God knows wen

Trut:
WHO IS FOOLING WHO ??

STUPIDITY is when you go to London to campaign for people without PVC.

MUMU is when you go to London and failed to come back with the acclaimed Cambridge certificate.

MUGU is when you did not go to school and forged a certificate and come online to say Sai Buhari.

FOOLISHNESS is when you have been shouting "Up NEPA!!!'' since you were born but expects GEJ to become a magician within 4 years.

AKPOS is when you read day and night to get a certificate and still want a semi-illiterate to rule you.

419 is when Buhari said he borrowed 27 million naira for presidential form but Buhari's wife donate drugs worth 135 million naira to displaced persons in Yola.

DON'T BE DECEIVED!!! THINK TWICE BEFORE
YOU VOTE.

GEJ is the MAN

Confirm !!!!!b you go school well well ur papa moni no waste @ all
GEJ till god. Knows wen

Trut:
WHO IS FOOLING WHO ??

STUPIDITY is when you go to London to campaign for people without PVC.

MUMU is when you go to London and failed to come back with the acclaimed Cambridge certificate.

MUGU is when you did not go to school and forged a certificate and come online to say Sai Buhari.

FOOLISHNESS is when you have been shouting "Up NEPA!!!'' since you were born but expects GEJ to become a magician within 4 years.

AKPOS is when you read day and night to get a certificate and still want a semi-illiterate to rule you.

419 is when Buhari said he borrowed 27 million naira for presidential form but Buhari's wife donate drugs worth 135 million naira to displaced persons in Yola.

DON'T BE DECEIVED!!! THINK TWICE BEFORE
YOU VOTE.

GEJ is the MAN

EFOSAVAL:
Very sleepy now.....will post tomorrow by God's grace. But I shared this post on our instagram page @valisimofashions and thought I share it with you here. Hope it inspires you like it did my friends on bb as well as instagram.

Recipe and Procedure. ..For this soup..........

diced Okra and little ugu leaves,periwinkles, dry fish, fresh fish, stock fish ,meat, oil ,salt ,Maggi ,pepper, crayfish, dawadawa and meat water about a cup and half......

Process
wash and boil every other thing till it sizzles for about 25 minutes, except the okra and the ugu vegetables when you sure it's okay add your okra and ugu to the boiling put mix very well season to your desire.put the put down at exactly 3 minutes after so you have a nice crunchy okra soup that can go with fufu, eba, lafun, amala semo or wheat. am going with fufu anyways.

Good night and god bless you.

Na Mama Val wan kill person with dis soup. Abeg where are you rm ? 9ice one doh will try it doh am not Eba fan