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annawhite: I don't have anything worth looking for,is that why I'm still single
But I can cook dog meat

dats also a quality, u'l soon find a guy who likes dog meat, but dnt get mad if he treats u lik a dog

sandijey: So why am I not married yet

All na wash.....

Re u intelligent, gd lookin nd playful?...dnt lose hope too soon

@el_turawa....php, javascript, mysql, ajax, wordpress, jquery, frameworks not yet

bukatyne: I guess analysis based on culture?

A rude man is huge turn off for me. I can't stand them

the rudeness cld b as a result of ur assumption abt every man being rude, you knw, hv a open mind and b humble, it works like a magnet nd gv u the wife material brand

bukatyne: Dear OP,

You have made some very good points in your write up.

However, humility is a virtue to be developed by both men and women.

Humility is not for the female gender alone.

I'l rather say do ur part and wait to see the pleasant result...but wen a lady is not humble how do u expect the man to b gentlemanly in his actions, Nah nah nah!

bukatyne: Equal rights mean a man slaves in the kitchen while the wife is a couch potato?

O Lawd, I want such equality in my life

and end up in shattered home!

there's higher probability the father already knows you're the one since all the hints has already been exposed, the best thing i'll suggest now is just bone and be a good girl, u may decide to tell your bf depending on how matured he's, u shd b able to figure that ursef, if u're not sure how he'l handle it, bone again...wen the issue comes up, deny, (that's beta to save your relationship most esp. if u guys are hoping life long relationship) as the father himself wldnt even like to bring up the matter...keep living ur life normal, have the mindset that nothing happened, don't worry, be happy!

Siena: Contrary to what many have been conditioned to believe, snakes seldom eat humans. A threatened snake will usually try to escape its human tormentor, if it can't get away, then it'll fight back.

Do u hv a fact?...all we'v read severally is dat python attacks and eat wateva it can decapacitate, by the way u said seldomly, but there's possibility, lets kill them and save humans(potential victim/prey)

amaboss: Uhm..... I wasn't talking about windows 7.5 mango, I was talking about windows 8 mobile. Yes windows 8 has it shortcomings...the call duration thing for instance, you won't say any os is perfect.
Mow coming to games, I won't say android doesn't have good games and apps because they do but for you to say that windows doesn't have apps and games, my brother you must be joking then. Have you seen 6guns, asphalt 7 heat on windows 8 phone? Windows has few apps and games but the ones the have are outstanding. Then Whatsapp?? Let me no just go there

U re not hitting on the points i raised, and on the issue of apps, u re not responding to wat i said abt them...windows os hv lots of apps ofcuz, bt u hv beta experience on that same app from android, whatsapp for instance, u hav beta experience on whatsapp from android, same with games...u may hv preferences for windows os probably due to the fact that android has been overtaken by every tom nd harry, but in comparison, pls dnt compare android nd windows

amaboss: I'm a proud windows user. You know one thing I like about the Lumia phones and windows OS? It's Just for smart people. It's not like an android you can pick up and understand in few minutes. Moreover those with Lumia phones can testify to the swagg the phone adds to them no matter how long they've been using it. That feeling you're holding a smartphone doesn't just fade after few months of usage.
This is an awesome device....y'all can testify that windows tables are just pretty and good looking... Right from surface 2, surface 2 pro and now this.
Kudos to Windows and Nokia Lumia!!!

And u thnk dats a gud idea?...windows OS is frustrating, that's the bottom part of it, up til this moment there are stil issues with the OS, are u talkong about windows 7.5 where u dnt hv access to files directory, or where u cant even use momery card on ur device? Or windows 8 where u can't get call duration after the last call?...apps suck in d OS, hv u tried whatsapp on windows OS and try the same whatsapp on android phone? Wat abt games? Try games on android phones and try the same game windows u'l hv beta experience on android, stop the don feeling, the main thing i gv to windows ahead of android is user interface/display, its awesome, thats the fact and also its internet explorer, one of my many grudges on the OS is u hv no other options for browse aside i.e, i need to run lots of app on firefox or chrome which is impossible, my brother, pls stop that feeling of smartphone which u thnk is unique...

babaearly: In 2014 we will know the real truth why these defections. These people know what GEJ is up to but many of us are ignorant even when OBJ told us. No one wants Abacha part 2.

thats the new twist to the defection, no one wants abacha part 2

lola4jah: abi i can neva 4get akin tunde abdul

wait a minute, do u mean m?....hmmm, sorry one of those names is not mine....

Nokia lumia 710 4 swap with galaxy grand plus cash or outright purchase

otikobisi: I wanna sell my Samsung Galaxy Tab2, 7.0 screen size.

how much?

cisplatin: Bad belle plenty sha.

You are in Harvard, making First Class.

Then one bad belle person tells you to come down to Delta State University in order to prove yourself?

Bad belle plenty sha.

U make sense die!

leggo: Messi stats
Club
total appearances- 385
total goals- 322
Country
apps-83
goals-37

C ronaldo
club
apps=527
goals=329
Country
apps=106
goals=43

ignorance is a disease

Thanks alot 4ds statistic...dats wat i'v wanted to c all ds while

From the write up, it shows very clearly that prof. Mohammed is a muslim by d name "mohammed" nothing more, from all their discussions, she couldnt even air her islamic knowledge/view, right or wrong, no islamic knwldge watsoeva, she's as empty as an infant, d blasphemy against the prophets of God by the xtiandom, she cannot even refute, Jesus from islamic perspective she doesnt even kw, a xtian telling a muslim islamic knwledge about Jesus, she doesnt kw it hersef nd u stil call her a muslim? Being a muslim goes beyond name, its in orientation, understanding nd pracice

The shia will alwayz cook up falacy & blasphemy against all the sahabas of the prophet except Ali's household, so one shouldnt b surprised wt such a write-up against d personalty of this khalif, whom d prophet said if there would be anoda prophet afta him, it will b Umar bn Khattab...

Rafidi :
[b]just for info and to set the records straight,Umar Ibn al-Khattab-the second sunni caliph-is a controversial figure.he is very much disliked by Shia Muslims and even hated and cursed.he is seen as the primary figure who spearheaded the coup at saqifa banu saeda to usurp the caliphate from Imam Ali (as).he is also disliked because of the pain he caused Prophet Muhammad (sa) in the Event of Pen and Paper while the Prophet (sa) was on his deathbed,in which he insulted and disobeyed the Prophet (sa).he alongside abu bakr also refused the Prophet's (sa) order that they join the army of Usama Ibn Zaid (ra).worse,Shia remember him as the head of the gang that assaulted the house of Lady Fatima (as),daughter of Prophet Muhammad (sa),in a bid to force her husband,Imam Ali (as),and those taking asylum in her house pay allegiance to abu bakr.

next time,people should be mindful of those they praise so others too don't feel offended.i wouldn't have found the need to restate these facts or contend on the personality of Umar-by and large a controversial figure-if someone had not opened a thread to praise him in total disregard of differing views.[/b]

vladimiros: Most egyptians are anti-Morsi

the ones protesting are Muslim brotherhood.. who didn't wina majority

I am not even muslim and i KNOW

bring your facts please!

seanet02: Jobless ediots.
While i do not support what the jackboots did in Egypt, i am having ab rethink of the sincerity of the Muslim brotherhood with that islamist constitution.
I am a Muslim but for goodness sake it is not only Muslims that vote you in Morsi.
You fcck up

U re a muslim by name, in concept & understanding of what islam is, u re not...what is the crime of mursi or the Muslim brotherhood which makes them to b insincere, state them, i want to hear, list the crimes they hv committed

Why must we always pass comments base on hate & sentiments, the issue is "is the happenings in egypt an acceptable one?, if no, shouldnt ppl hv d right to discourage & show their concern, 2nd, do they not hv d right to protest irrespective of what they feel is wrong?....it is up to them if they misplaced their priority or not but who determines that, U, or NL wt all these biased & half baked knowledge of happenings around the world, ppl wl com ova nl to pour down their ignorance thinkn its wisdom divine, i bliv we need to show solidarity to the oppressed all over the world Nigeria inclusive

PEN_MIGHT: I once heard about a survey that was carried out in a Masjid.

A salat was just concluded and before people could hurriedly leave the masjid, a questioniare was administered on everyone that was about to exit the Masjid at the door.

The question was " Which Surahs did the Imam recite in the First and Second raka'ahs?

Though the Imam ,for the purpose of this survey, actually recited the commonly known short surahs in the last Juzu'.

Despite this, it is bilwildering that an amazingly negligible percentage could remember talkless or pondering on the surahs recited 5 mins after the salat.

This happens a lot- we are in salat yet our mind in miles away in the wilderness of thoughts mostly about this ephemeral Dunya.

Conduct this test on yourself and let's get ourseves evaluated before we are questioned.

The OP has admonished us.
We all have to be keenly watchful.

JazaakaAllaah.

Practical ways of evaluation, i like it

Sheikh usman dan fodio has been the sole reformer of west Africa, may Allah forgive him his misdeeds & grant him Janna & also we the living

Neatboy: In this country anything can happen, sooner they will make him the Minister of Petroleum or Power.

Who told you Abdul Hakim is from Nigeria, read the article nd understand d write up before passing comments!

How would such ppl loot the treasury of the state, automatically the situation in their environment wl make thns work & work perfectly cuz dey bliv in hardwork & not luckwork...heree in naija we hv ppl who re greedy dt dey'l stil & keep d loot whr dey nor their children wl neva hv access to, ours is a pathetic situation

Lordave: when you finally get to your destination, please hala Osama, Sadam, and my ancestors for me.

RIP

oun fiku sere, atu ku e lona orun

I am very surprised the way our Igbo brothers always change their stands unjustly, most esp. when it involves party affiliations and they do not hesitate to show their tribal inclination instead of fairness & development, all thru last year, nl is been flooded wt achievement of okorocha whl so many even rate him as d best Governor, there were diff. thread highlighting the giant strides of Imo gov. but now that he's in talk wt d merger he suddenly becomes a failure......WHY CANT OUR IGBO BROS. ESCHEW HATRED & TRIBAL SENTIMENTS AND PUT THE RECORDS STRAIGHT

ighoosagie: no go use laugh kill me Abeg I dey drive now

u dey drive & u dey read nairaland

Yungwizzzy: where my father dey wen dis men dey hustle??

just make sure u make it so dt ur child wnt ask u same qstn,same thin in ma mind

REALITY101: Lol op I played dead more than 3 times and I'm good at it more than my hamsters lol. At least twice more called 911..

I played a lot of pranks but the most cruelest one I got from my high school buddy which I played on my parents along with my little bro.


Mom and dad traveled to Naija and stayed more than they had promised. I was so upset and ofcuz I missed them but missed my allowance as well lol. So the day they were coming home finally, I plan the cruel prank with my baby bro. that we gotta caution tape our house so it looks like a crime scene few hours to their arrival.

I lied to Esmeralda our housekeeper when she asked whats with the tape around the house.

We sat down in game room watching thru the security camera. 40 or more minutes later my mom and dad arrived. at the sight of yellow tape around the house, even though the cameras got no audio sound I could tell they were pretty much emotionally devastated. They started calling house phone and our cellphones but we didn't answer. Next thing we saw was almost all our uncles, family members and my dad's lawyer.

Shitt got real when 6 LAPD , neighborhood watch, and state trooper's vehicles arrived in front of our house. Dawg that's when I knew shitt is beyond prank. At that point I didn't know what next to do. That was the day I knew Esmeralda was an illegal cuz she freaked the fucck out and told me she dead will be going back to El Salvador lol.

Shiit really got bad. My bro started crying like a little girl lol. I had to call my mom's cellphone to let her know what's up

Shitt was on local news. Bottom line, I was grounded for 2 weeks with no allowance for up to 5 months.

Guy ds 1 is @ d highest order o, playing pranks on d state itself

igbeke: That was great. but permit me to ask these few questions.
What was the major purpose of Prophet Mohammed?
What led to his death?
Did he know he was going to.die?
How did he die?
Did he say he doesnt know where he wud end up?
What happened btw Umar and Abu Bakir afrer the death of Mohammed?
How did Alli died?
I want a good Islamic scholar to pls provide answers to these

u hv gud questions towards clearing the doubts & blasphemy against islam, i hop a qualified scholar will respond

regaltopax: Sounds weird to me, but different things for different folks. I cant imagine myself in that kind of a scenario...neither will i have to borrow from my wife(if am broke) for an household task...if am broke and she has and cant do the task without lending to me, she probably has to move out next day.(She probably sounds self-centered to me)



Possibly the society maybe? relationship is about shared responsibility not about man does 100% woman does 0%. And what does she end up spending her money on if i may ask?
Me and my wife have our part of tasks to do, and i don't see her exhibiting any of those signs above.

I mean really this sounds like a breaking news to see guys saying they will borrow from their wives when she can afford to pay for the task..

Omode lonse e....u re still a teenager or early adult i think, a man is always a man only if u want to regret later