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Crime › MTN Rapes Corp Member (graphic Photos, Viewer Discretion Advised) by apheyz(op): 9:57am On Oct 11, 2015

Am posting this in the crime section because of the crimes MTN continues to commit to humanity, the only reason they get to f** with us Nigerians and go scot free is because well over 70% of us either uses MTN as the main line or have it as a supplementary.. so, u definitely have to think deep before u throw away the sim majority of your contacts uses( one will think it's cheaper to call MTN-MTN right? Mtsheww!!! Washhhhhh)

They treat customers like trash!!!
MTN is the only network in Nigeria that will text you out of the blue, threatening you to go and register your line or get the f*** out of their network.. Haba na!! Shebi na me buy sim with my money, come still register join, which one be this one again?

They bombard your inbox with spam messages, telling you to sign up to one yeye spiritual fiasco!!
SEND 3 to 4120 for daily spiritual cleansing from Baba Oshogbo, costs only 30naira
SEND NO to 4120 if u do not want this offer...
U better send that 'NO' or else your 30 naira don go be that

As if that was not enough...
I use the MTN data gift package every once in a while, since I don dey collect allawee, my sisters suppose dey chop small thing too na abi??

So I was trying to send 25mb to my sister this one time, I tried the code, I got the ''transaction failed, try again'' error, so I tried two more times, still the same error, so I had to Buy a recharge card and forward it to her via text message, make e no be like way I promise come fail...fast forward to 30mins later I received three consecutive affirmative text messages informing me of the success of my data gifts...

Yepa!!! Which data gifts huh

MTN had deducted #150 from my account three times

Okay na, so I called the customer care, explained the whole thing, and they told me the exact same thing they've been telling me for years, am sure you all can guess what it is....

I would have checked your line, but the application to do that is currently down and not responding, maybe you should call back after 24hrs ...

Tracy abi wetin be your name?? YOUR papa!!!! Your real papa!!!!

Okay okay okay, I still forgive them for that one...

But wetin I no fit forgive them for na wetin dey do me recently!!!! Chai them rape me!!, dem molest me, now I dey hospital dey collect drip...

Haba rape ke huh

Wetin dem do gan self huh

I was still managing the yeye network only because of d trutalk+ tariff plan that make u call all network at 11k/s or so with a #5 daily service fee(fair enuff)
With just #200, I dey call for almost up to 30minutes
Yesterday I come call my babe na, I get about 320 for phone,for my mind, I feel say we go talk like 1hr today, wahali, e no reach 20min, before one girl with one yeye voice tell me say '' one minute remaining''. Ehn?? One wetin huh

Wahala dey o...

2hrs later, them come shama me dis text message
..

I don't kno about you guys huh

But as for me o... I no dey do again!!!

Romance › Re: How Do I Politely Return Her Gifts? by apheyz(m): 2:10pm On Oct 08, 2015

ashmanpolo:
This girl in my area was hanging out with my friends and then she started bitching on me. That she hates me. I like forming. "Everytime he's dressing like an Americana and he doesn't even greet people" That, what am I even feeling like sef?

"Why is he not with you guys today? I always see him here everyday, drinking Heineken and always Laughing out Loud with y'all" She told my friends as she feigned obsessed.

The next day my friends told me about all the swearing so I saw her some days later and greeted her first. The girl is quite pretty BUT not my Speck. I don't do 'yellow paw-paw'. I started the conversation this way:
"Halo swit, my name's Ashman. You' so beautiful"
The young girl started laughing. Every word I said was countered with laughter.
"Are you laughing at me?"
She stopped, whipped her face. Looked straight into my eyes and said:

"I'm laughing because you don't even know how long I've been trying to get your attention" whew!!! I was flattered. For once in my life I felt like the Emperor of Rome. BUT one thing was sure, I can't date this girl. No NEVER.
We exchanged contacts and it's barely two weeks, she walked up to me and handed a parcel to me. "I got this for you"

I got home and opened it this morning. I swear, I saw a brand new Swatch wrist watch; Original Malizia Perfume and a foreign Pee-Jay. That girl must have spent an estimate of 30k. Right now I feel perplexed. I really don't need such gifts from a girl I can NEVER date. I mean NEVER and I also wouldn't want to be indebted to her.

'I know this kinda girls. If they fall in love, e don be for you na. They will remain in your life like Mount Zion that can never be moved. Love go taya you na'

How do I politely return her gifts.
Thanks. Mature responses needed asap.

CC: Farano
Lalasticlala
Ishilove

This OP can lie for Africa

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Education › Re: Etap(power System Analysis, Self Training For Fresh And Exp Electrical Engineers by apheyz(m): 11:02pm On Oct 03, 2015

ETApfreecourse:
Do it yourself manual consists of

Section 1: How to build and manipulate a one-line diagram

Section 2: How to set up and run a load flow study

Section 3: How to set up and run an unbalanced load flow study

Section 4: An introduction to ANSI and IEC short circuit studies

Section 5: How to set up an run arc flash analysis

Section 6: How to set up and run both static and dynamic motor acceleration studies

Section 7: A brief overview of a harmonic analysis of a system

Section 8: How to simulate and analyze system transients

Section 9: An overview of the basic operation of the Protective Device Coordination (Star) module

Section 10: An introduction to Optimal Power Flow analysis

Section 11: How to setup and run a reliability analysis

Section 12: An overview of the DC Load Flow module

Section 13: How to run a DC Short-Circuit study and make multiple study cases

Section 14: An introduction to Battery Sizing and Battery Discharge

Section 15: A brief overview of the Underground Raceway Systems module

Section 16: How to build and run studies on a Ground Grid Systems

Section 17: How to set up and build a Cable Pulling System

Section 18: How to set up and connect Panel Systems to existing networks

Section 19: A detailed explanation of the output report formats

Section 20: An overview of the libraries of etap

All these you can get in the complete manual. Dont be deceived, you can learn it yourself with our manual, practice it and become conversant with the program. You can prove your expertise in front of any organization when called upon
For more enquires, please mail greeklami@yahoo.com

Am interested

TV/Movies › Re: Jeffrey Akoh Is The Winner Of Mtn Project Fame 8.0(photos) by apheyz(m): 7:15am On Sep 27, 2015

20pounds:
Wow! First project fame that I have really picked interest in.

Jeff is good, but I think Anderson is the most talented. He is just an unserious and shy person. When he was evicted, I called it quits with watching the programme before they had to bring him back.

seconded

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For The African Union Youth Volunteer Corps (AU-YVC) 2016 Recruitment by apheyz(m): 4:53pm On Sep 16, 2015

What about we fresh engineering graduates huh

Career › Re: Internship Position by apheyz(m): 7:33am On Sep 15, 2015

internship in a dry cleaning company huh

I don't know why!! but this definitely cracked me up!!

Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by apheyz(m): 12:33pm On Sep 05, 2015

Z10 for sale, with free ''all leather pouch and glass protector!! 29k

NYSC › Re: NYSC-UPDATE:for Those Who Miss The Nationwide Headcount(photo) by apheyz(m): 7:18am On Aug 26, 2015

Make dem scrap this yeye programme jare!!! This isn't exactly how I see myself wearing a khaki!!!

......I can't believe I once looked forward to this

Fashion › Re: Mosunmola Oladipo Wins Miss Virgin In Lagos 2015 by apheyz(m): 10:38am On Aug 19, 2015

Ehhhh!!! Wait o... no be mosunmola be this huh

? person when I still bleep this February shocked

... chai there is God o

Career › Re: Electrical Engineering: Aspirants and Practitioners by apheyz(m): 8:00am On Aug 18, 2015*

fluxview:
i have sent out the material/video for the third time in a roll due to plea from people but i notice that only 1% end up downloading them(from the feed back i get from www.wetransfer.com).
The truth is that many of you are not serious. i think you have relied on android phone download for so long such that you have to throw away there mtn, glo or etisalat modern. some of the materials were actually downloaded from youtude while the classified ones were bought.

FOR THOSE THAT COMES BACK TO SAY THANK YOU(YOUR WELCOME).
FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT COME BACK(OUT OF 10 BLIND ME THAT WAS HEALED, ONLY ONE CAME BACK TO THANK CHRIST SO I WAS NOT SURPRISED)

Cc fluxview

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Gaming › Re: The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 11:52pm On Aug 17, 2015

Gunbiz:
90k Woow Thats a cool price, whr are u getting iI frm? It's a gud laptop

Since, u think it's a good laptop, its settled then, am getting it before the week runs out( let me start running my Pes, fifa and co..lol)

Am getting it in ilorin where am based from this dude who is ordering it from lagos( I think directly from HP or so)

Also, this exact same laptop goes for less if u can get it from lagos... docconcepts.com

Follow this link to see a wide range of laptops at somewhat reasonable prices( the above mentioned laptop inclusive, @85k or so, the processor clock speed not specified tho) ..

http://docconcepts.com/CURRENTPRICE.HTML

Am not getting it from them because am not in lag. + i'v been told I gat trust issues

Gaming › Re: The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 8:57pm On Aug 17, 2015

Gunbiz:
Though the specs may look good but I would nt advise u get dat pc cos amd processors could b whack, there is ds amd system I saw, I thought it would very good for games, it had 2gb video memory nd 512mb dedicated 4gb/500gb, I installed fifa14, it was lagging after all d tweaking, then I tried batman arkman nights, also lagging, ordinary hot pursuit dat came out 2011 also lagged then I went to compare d amd with core i3 2nd generation, it could nt even match up

Wow, I better think twice, perhaps I might have to settle for an HP pavilion15 Intel corei3 1.9ghz, IntelHD4400 with 6gb RAM and 500gb HDD for jus 90k(without breaking budget)

Since am mostly about the soccer games, (fifa15, PES15) ...this specs should at least also run some medium end games on high settings

Abi bosses, wetin una feel??

Gaming › Re: The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 12:49pm On Aug 17, 2015

Gunbiz:
You may have to come up in ur price range if u want to get an nvidia graphics laptop, like 135k can get u ds nice laptops HP PAVILION 15 COREi7 4/500GB/2gbNVIDIA/WIN8 and ACER INTEL E5 COREi5 8/1TB/WIN8/2gbNVIDIA

And u don't need nvidia to run pes15

How about an HP 355 g2 4gb/500gb, AMD quad core, 2gb dedicated AMD raedon graphics
That should do the trick right?

Gaming › Re: The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 12:45pm On Aug 17, 2015

Gunbiz:
You may have to come up in ur price range if u want to get an nvidia graphics laptop, like 135k can get u ds nice laptops HP PAVILION 15 COREi7 4/500GB/2gbNVIDIA/WIN8 and ACER INTEL E5 COREi5 8/1TB/WIN8/2gbNVIDIA

And u don't need nvidia to run pes15

How about an HP 355 g2 AMD quad core, 2gb dedicated AMD raedon graphics
That should do the trick right?

Career › Re: CAREER IN SALES IS VERY REWARDING: Get Free Lessons by apheyz(m): 4:05pm On Aug 16, 2015

OP ... u'v successfully made an 'oliver twist' out of me!!!

Technology Market › Re: Students Brand New Laptops At Cheap Price From 50k Limited Stock Available by apheyz(m): 9:57pm On Aug 15, 2015

DonBoscoTech:
summer sales on going at www.donboscong.com @ discounted price

How much does a pavillion15 with the following specs go for?
Corei3 500gb 4gb 1.7ghz/2.2ghz??

Gaming › Re: The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 8:44pm On Aug 13, 2015

Gunbiz:
You may have to come up in ur price range if u want to get an nvidia graphics laptop, like 135k can get u ds nice laptops HP PAVILION 15 COREi7 4/500GB/2gbNVIDIA/WIN8 and ACER INTEL E5 COREi5 8/1TB/WIN8/2gbNVIDIA

And u don't need nvidia to run pes15

.... thanks bruv, u'v been very helpful...

...but I gotta admit, 135 is a Lil bit above my price range for now, not that I really play high end games as such, but soccer games is definitely something I need in a system..

And since u said I dnt need nvidia graphics to run PES15, then I guess i can get a pavilion15(I luv it's design) of lower specs that falls within my price range which will smoothly run PES15 and also hopefully run PES 16 anytime it comes around...

I am hoping a pavillion15 (corei3/i5 1.7ghz or so , 4gb/500gb) should do the trick!!

.... thanks in advance for ur prompt response....

PS:i luv fifa too!!!

Computers › Re: The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 12:58am On Aug 10, 2015

missdebs:
op, to get a laptop with those specs at that price, u'l be going for chinco, save 20k more

Okay.. noted!!

So, What kinda system exactly can I get for an additional 20k huh

****cheers

Computers › Re: The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 12:53am On Aug 10, 2015

lurojohn:
Call me on 08187740000, 08064766731 or Whatsapp.
Thanks

I needed ur opinion bro, not your number!!!

Gaming › The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 12:48am On Aug 10, 2015

Good evening fellow nairalanders, I want to use this medium to seek the opinions of the PC experts in the house on a very good laptop I can get within the range of 80-100k, by good, I mean a gaming PC that can run PES15 and the likes smoothly.. I heard PCs that run on NVIDIA graphics are dope, I dnt kno how much such laptops go for in the market...

I'l really appreciate it if anyone can enlighten me on the above subject matter!!!

.....thanks in advance

Computers › The Best Laptops For Games/entertainment Within 80-100k Range by apheyz(op): 11:06pm On Aug 09, 2015

Family › Re: Husband Complains That His Wife Always Purchase Food Outside For The Family by apheyz(m): 11:11pm On Aug 02, 2015

miriamgroove:
oooooook.... my opinion.. I think the man should learn how to cook.. that's not enough reason for divorce..

wow... for the first time fp ...
DEDICATED TO THE FIRST 100 LIKES

I wanted to reply this post in a harsh way, then I looked at ur picture, and I decided to keep quite...

Better learn ao to cook, only cute girls are forgiven if they dnt!!, at least we can eat 'em

Cook u no sabi cook, u dey nairaland dey compete for FTC

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Graduate Engineers Training Scheme (GETS). by apheyz(m): 12:36am On Jul 28, 2015*

adeniyi00:
Has anybody heard frm this dangote academy, its almost a week nw.

NYSC › Re: Osun State Batch A15. Let's Me Here. by apheyz(m): 8:21am On Jul 25, 2015*

copperA2015:
Okay... Let's get it started. Drop ur digits let's create a Whatsapp group. I ll try to connect the other corpers I know .

Family › Re: Check Out A Post Of How A Wife Dealt With Cheating Husband: cheaters learn by apheyz(m): 9:07pm On Jul 23, 2015

Akeelahtunez:
Dis post is funny

Which kind yeye lie be this??!!, how u go poke condom wey I never use, come soak am for pepper, leave am for an hour, I go come still dull sotay I no go kno say dem don touch d condom, I go come roll am for my ponron, fix am well well, come begin pressup!!!

NYSC › Re: Please I Need A House Around Irepodun And Ilobu In Osun State. Urgently by apheyz(m): 4:04am On Jul 18, 2015*

2dice:
ok make I help U.... I got friends at Osun-poly iree ...
What ur number let's talk on whatsapp..
Lagmostkuit shey your area no far to iree... If No? Make I help U too

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