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Car Talk / Re: Range Rover & G-wagon Was Reduced To A Towing Vehicle (photos) by apollo13(m): 8:47am On Jul 06, 2018
Zoharariel:


I know there are lots of Nigerian girls out there who have similar gold-digging mentality, but please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional baba ijebu & bet9ja investor. grin

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to date you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

What you’re trying to do is an exchange of “Breast + Pvssy" and “Range Rover + Lamborghini Gallardo". grin

A pre-owned 2015 Range Ro - Autobiography costs around $95,000 and a pre-owned 2015 Lamborghini Gallardo goes for around $305,000 excluding shipping & clearing.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your breast & pvssy will sag, smell & be plagued with yeast infection but I can take my Autobiography & Gallardo to FCMB or GTBank as collaterals to obtain a business loan of 80 Million Naira and invest it on Treasury Bills at the rate of 17% .

My income will increase from year to year, while your pvssy becomes so slippy & keeps losing friction as a result of sleeping with NwaAmaikpe, TonyeBarcanista, Sarrki, Ngeneukwenu & Lucasbalo. grin cheesy grin

Hence, from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. grin

Any Nigerian man driving a Range Ro - Autobiography & Lamborghini Gallardo is not a fool; we would only date you, and give you 5,000Naira for a night but will never marry you. grin

My advice to you is to get a confirmed tested otumokpo from Ijebu or ile ife incised on your breast and pvssy, and then travel to Abuja to patronize Dino Melaye, Godswill Akpabio, David Mark, Ben Bruce aka Twitter Bruce Lee & Saraki like all those Nollywood Actresses who are buying houses in Lekki are doing. Thank you. grin cheesy grin
Gbosa for you bro, ask her if her dad gave her mum a bicycle before marrying her.

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Crime / Re: 7th July; Lagos Police Issues Strong Warning To Aye Confraternity Members. by apollo13(m): 8:17am On Jul 06, 2018
Smh.....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Lost A Job Today Because I Didn't Grow In Lagos by apollo13(m): 9:19am On Jul 05, 2018
Its a sales job, it has nothing to do with your tribe, they need someone that is used to the environment already and who knows people around that can serve as referral to make the work easier. Not to worry bro, the interview is a plus for you cos I believe you've been able to learn one or two things, don't give up bro.. Your miracle is on the way. Cheers....
Sports / Re: Maradona Gives Nigeria A Middle Finger During Nigeria Vs Argentina Match by apollo13(m): 12:39pm On Jun 27, 2018
kris:
The photo above is definitely not from the 2018 World Cup Nigeria vs Argentina, so I'm guessing it's Fake News!
I guess u watched France 98 and not Russia 2018.[color=][/color][size=8pt][/size] grin

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Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Boy Set Ablaze By His Mother In Abia State Has Died (Graphic Photos) by apollo13(m): 11:51am On Jun 26, 2018
She is not fit to be called a mother, may she never know peace all through her life.
Science/Technology / Re: Woman Kills Python And Scorpion After Invading Her Home In Lagos. Photos by apollo13(m): 12:20pm On Jun 22, 2018
blessedvisky:
Topic looks fake judging by the pictures. The snake and scorpion were snapped with a poor camera while the woman snapped looks like someone being interviewed, not someone inside an house. Besides all 3 pics were taken separately. Why didn't they put the scorpion and snake Side by side and snap together? Or y didn't she pose with any of them?
Hmmmmmm, u just said my mind.very fake
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HELP!!! My Friend Needs A Marketing Job by apollo13(m): 7:24pm On Feb 22, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
grin grin grin grin ;Dhopeless and useless thing. I can
help you with. bank contract. marketing job. .Miserable thing..Send ur cv

Omi ale jatijati. Ogun kill your generation.
Romance / Re: I Bought This Shirt For N20k - Photos by apollo13(m): 3:23pm On Feb 20, 2018
izaray:
If only everyone will learn how to read his post and pass, without commenting, all dis attention he's seeking for, would've reduce by now embarassed

Bad market for you wink
Exactly my point! Well said

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HELP!!! My Friend Needs A Marketing Job by apollo13(m): 4:40am On Jan 31, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
undecided sad sad undecided u are ur own friend. Stip lying/ deceiving urself with one unknown friend.U need a job period. Nobody gonna. kii u 4 dat.

You people just jump on people's thread and type rubbish with ur brain under your shoe sole. U think am jobless like you? Be careful young. Whats the point of lying if iam the person searching for job. Opunu.
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Slams Davido For Always Riding On His Father's Name (Photo) by apollo13(m): 10:27pm On Jan 30, 2018
Ever8054:
bross you don't have to use ur father's name as davidoo is doing cause I no even understand this your papa....was or is he a native doctor or what?....

Lol grin[color=#006600][/color]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HELP!!! My Friend Needs A Marketing Job by apollo13(m): 5:24am On Jan 25, 2018
Vyktorr:
Let him go to workforce at Gbagada and submit his CV. Heard they are recruiting for some marketing positions with fixed basic salary.

He has been there, they have age specification, he is in his late 30s.
Jobs/Vacancies / HELP!!! My Friend Needs A Marketing Job by apollo13(m): 5:04am On Jan 25, 2018
Good morning Nlanders, please I need a kind hearted member of this forum to help my friend in securing a good marketing job with a fixed basic pay.

He has HND in marketing and has over 5years marketing experience, he lost his job in a bank few years ago and since then he has been battling with unemployment, he is currently teaching in a private primary school, but the salary is very little. He is also married with a kid and the landlord just evicted him from his house with the family, he is currently staying in a church.

Please I know there are kind hearted people on this forum that are God sent. Kindly assist please.God bless u.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Marketing Executives Wanted Urgently by apollo13(m): 4:17am On Jan 25, 2018
Any age restrictions?
Family / Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by apollo13(m): 11:09pm On Jan 16, 2018
Iseoluwani:
What an elder sees while sitting, even if you climb cocoa tree, una no go see am... They warned you, you said their mouth is smelling.... Broda, carry your cross..

Divorce isn't an option


Your problem started when your parents never blessed your union.. But toto won't make u think well



Oyo is your case.

Madridguy, that place isn't for you, you stole it continue ooo



Op...
If u don't have anything else to say just ignore, must u insult the op? Haba

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Romance / Re: My Brother Finally Joins Nairaland - His Moniker Is '2018airforce1' by apollo13(m): 9:12pm On Jan 16, 2018
donstan18:


Na one person de run the shii grin

Do you easily fall for such?

Same person fooling himself smh.

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Romance / Re: My Brother Finally Joins Nairaland - His Moniker Is '2018airforce1' by apollo13(m): 8:07pm On Jan 16, 2018
Cherrycandy:
Your brother joined nairaland and so...Who cares by the way

You might even be the same person using that ID and replying yourself...Aren't you ashamed undecided Why do you like seeking people's attention unnecessarily

Will you die if you don't open all these your useless thread
He is the same person. Don't be deceived.

The kind of nonsense you post online amazes me as old as you are

Channel your energy into things that are productive and stop fooling yourself on nairaland 247

You keep displaying irrelevant pictures like we care

You should be over 28 if i'm not mistaken...Grow up!
Romance / Re: If I Buy Nl For #40m Will You Still Be On Nl by apollo13(m): 12:47pm On Jan 16, 2018
Mission2prosper:
let's say you wake up from your dream and see that you don't have garri to soak this morning. What will be your reaction?
Chai!

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Romance / Re: Broke Get Stage O!! If Ur Broke Boyfriend Cant Do The Following!! Ur Single! by apollo13(m): 12:41pm On Jan 16, 2018
Marshalxv:



This one don open her nyash for public ,ur parents sent u to school but u in ur small fish brain capacity turned it to an avenue to be servicing lecturers and old men around. well done o.

I can tell from that ur ancient lace material how well ur lecturers and older men are taking good care of you.
See finishing!

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Romance / Re: I Want To Bath. Plz I Need Ur Advice by apollo13(m): 11:05pm On Jan 12, 2018
Is this supposed to be a joke or what?
Romance / Re: I Just Joined Nairaland Rate Me (pics Attached) by apollo13(m): 6:05am On Dec 21, 2017
BluntBoy:


Listen, son, this is the best time in life to build behind the scene. What you are doing right now would only fetch you a soggy ground upon which to erect false relevance. And false relevance can be very addictive. Look at Airforce1 and learn from his mistake. He has built a celebrity status here but how beneficial has this status been to him in real life? Instead of pursuing true relevance, he is stuck here enjoying false importance while the sun sets on his once-promising musical career.

Be wise, son. Stay behind the scene and work toward real-life relevance.
Nice one!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by apollo13(m): 1:22pm On Oct 04, 2017
debbie:
360 Degrees Value is currently recruiting for a Financial Services firm located in Lagos State.
Job Position: Customer Care Executive
Required:
- B.Sc in English, Mass Communication, Business Management or any other related field
- Courses in Customer Service is an added advantage
- Minimum of 2 Years Customer Service Experience
- Manages organizations front desk in a professional manner
- Client focused, with excellent communication and interpersonal skills
- Experience in responding to E-mails, inbound calls and online chats
- Positive attitude and mindset, have the ambition and passion to succeed
- Ability to prioritize workload, and do the right thing at the right time
- Ability to respond to clients’ inquiries & resolve complaints in a timely manner
Interested candidates who meet the requirements should send CV to mercy@360degreesvalue.com using ‘Job Position’ as the subject of the mail.
Note: Candidates with solid experience but who are currently pursuing a degree will be considered.

please help us reconfirm the email address, the message failed to deliver
Religion / Re: Adeboye's 63rd Birthday Message To David Oyedepo by apollo13(m): 1:54pm On Sep 27, 2017
Kizyte:
Who even made all these men Bishops? Ayam not understanding... Or did they make themselves Bishops?

Anyway, I'm proud to be a Catholic!
Catholic till I die! Glory to Jesus!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Need Marketer(s) For E-commerce Websites Marketing. 60-150K Monthly by apollo13(m): 1:36pm On Sep 25, 2017
Please when is the deadline?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by apollo13(m): 5:26pm On Sep 24, 2017
TR1212:


Hi everyone. Debby posted this some days ago and I applied. I have an interview with them tomorrow and I need some info. Their website isn't helpful and the guy above doesn't seem to be helping either. Can someone tell me if it's a scam? If theres any other reason why is shouldn't go, I'd like to know so I can decide for myself if it's worth it or not.
Check the post I quoted very well and don't mix it up with Debbie's post. Cheers
Religion / Re: Counter Thread To What Muslims Believe Concerning Jesus Christ by apollo13(m): 10:25am On Sep 24, 2017
fk001:
@ OP




so the thing pain you, to the extend you no fit sleep right?



Better start doing something meaningful with your life
What is this one saying?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by apollo13(m): 8:27pm On Sep 23, 2017
Ok then, stress yourself
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job In Agbara by apollo13(m): 3:41pm On Sep 20, 2017
Pls o, i need a job around agbara too.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Job Vacancies: Instant Interview (come With Your Credentials) by apollo13(m): 3:37pm On Sep 20, 2017
Workforce
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Need Marketer(s) For E-commerce Websites Marketing. 60-150K Monthly by apollo13(m): 12:42pm On Sep 20, 2017
Is there a basic salary attached to the role?

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