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CelebritiesRe: Bimbo Akintola: Why I Am Single And Childless At 52 by APOPTOSIS: 5:59pm On Aug 11, 2025
henryboyspaco:
Wow 52 no kids. This beautiful woman.
God send her man to her, she deserves more... Amen
Send her a man to go suffer right??
At that age she qualifies for certain men and not all goodies again.
U can't always have it the way you want.
The world doesn't revolve around you.
TravelRe: KWAM1: Let's Consider His Legacy And Lift His Ban - Mcoluomo Begs Keyamo by APOPTOSIS: 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2025
Skeyskey:
Thuggery is a virtue over there.
No be small.
U nailed it
PoliticsRe: How The Police Arrested Me Without Knowing I Was The Commissioner Of Police" – M by APOPTOSIS: 5:38pm On Aug 10, 2025
The CAPTION is entirely Lawless and wouldn't have me read through the entire article.
Are you saying because you are the commissioner of police that you are above arrest? 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
PoliticsRe: Grok Says There's No Evidence That Someone Called Oduduwa Ever Existed by APOPTOSIS: 9:59pm On Aug 09, 2025
So GROK is now older than Nigeria too.
Even older than me🤣🤣🤣
Do you Guys think at all?

This is like having someone like MOSES who was never the first human on earth or never there in the beginning of world's creation write about Genesis..🤣🤣
Honestly, Nigeria now lacks people like Chuba Okadigbo
PoliticsRe: If I Become President, I Will Change The Constitution On Indigeneship - Amaechi by APOPTOSIS: 6:07pm On Aug 09, 2025
Ogaaaa, you are lying and you are going nowhere
President of Ubima
Christianity EtcRe: Drama As Enugu Priest Smashes Beer, Disrupts Women’s Church Meeting (Photos/Vid) by APOPTOSIS: 6:06pm On Aug 09, 2025
Lawlessness and Recklessness everywhere 🤣😭🤣😭🤣
BusinessRe: ₦100k In 2025 Cannot Buy What ₦8k Could Buy In 2006 - StatiSense by APOPTOSIS: 9:48am On Aug 09, 2025
Hmmmmm
🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Police Officers Attack Man At Sabo (video) by APOPTOSIS: 4:45am On Aug 09, 2025
Sunkyboie:
This is very serious matter. A policeman doing this
It's a Lawless society.
A society filled with gregarious animals
PropertiesRe: How Much Do You Pay For Rent? by APOPTOSIS: 9:06pm On Aug 08, 2025
#3M monthly
Hope you're OK now?
CelebritiesRe: K1 Apologises To Presidency, Aviation Ministry, Valuejet Over Airport Incident by APOPTOSIS: 5:49pm On Aug 08, 2025
In all my Years of exposure and practice, I have never heard that someone suffers or could suffer from CHRONIC DEHYDRATION SYNDROME... This is madness
Does he know what it means for one to be chronically dehydrated?
...na Dialysis and Renal Transplant get you oo
PoliticsRe: This Can Only Happen In Nigeria-(photo) by APOPTOSIS: 5:47pm On Aug 08, 2025
Lawlessness just dey too much.
RomanceRe: Don’t Travel To Abroad If You Have High Sex Drive Please by APOPTOSIS: 5:30pm On Aug 08, 2025
MrHandsome2013:
This is to advise all youths planing to japa to take a second thought on this matter.
I couldn’t do the when I travel for a year. I have to run back to naija
I no fit cope.
Home sweet home
Honestly,
I don't understand where this is coming from.
Can you speak for yourself..?
...na the same Abroad wey Foreign Girls they call us Chocolate Lolipop?
It's easier for me to hang out and have my way with a diasporan lady than a lady of similar class in Nigeria 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
Probably you suffered so much because you barely have something to make yourself attractive. Those gals are influenced by demeanor a lot and not just money.

First, u must be culturally sensitive b4 taking a leap. No be Naija where anything goes. Charisma matters to most gals out here.
Most Diasporans are constantly upgrading their profiles, be it way of life and CV. U must be on your toes to measure up, hence the reason you chickened out.
TravelRe: Panic As Moving Train Detaches In Lagos (video) by APOPTOSIS: 6:30pm On Aug 07, 2025
Insults everywhere.
What a country.
Lawlessness and Madness everywhere
Quality of Life is at sub-zero level
EducationRe: Check Out This WAEC Result That Got People Talking Online ( Photo by APOPTOSIS: 6:22pm On Aug 07, 2025
2special:
But the student used English Language to pass the other subjects, the student must be a Genius unfortunately he or she might not be able to further cuz he or she hasn't learn another man's language.
Exactly 💯
It's a form of a "protest" result sheet.
Probably engaged in a Protest during the exam.
We all know he or she used English language to attempt other ones above and below or did he or she use French or Swahili?
TravelRe: Japa: I Sold My Father’s House For ₦45m To Relocate To Canada, I'm jobless by APOPTOSIS: 1:48pm On Aug 07, 2025
Choose your country wisely.
But you go dey OK last Last.
Just calm down
RomanceRe: When She Spends On You: The Unspoken Depth Of Female Love by APOPTOSIS: 12:00am On Aug 07, 2025
The Truth is...
95% of women that I encountered in my dating career spent on me but one was exceptional.
I think they did so because they knew I had a lot to offer and they felt the best they could do was to sow a seed in this Guy and see if they could trap him.

Unfortunately, I can only pick one which I did.
Women are very very smart. They never make bad investments. It's men who are very careless with decision-making when it comes to choice of a life partner. Women are way ahead.

At some point 2 entirely different girls who incidentally met each other in my apartment went to the market together, cooked for me on same day, same time, same kitchen, same pot and we all ate together.
These were new University graduates at that time and had jobs. The leading one had wanted to start a showdown but when she remembered I don't take shit and she knew what she stood to lose, she immediately backed off
SportsRe: Africa All Time XI. Which Player Is Missing Here? by APOPTOSIS: 4:14pm On Aug 06, 2025
D00msDay:
Michael Essien is good, but i'll rather play Jay Jay in his position.
I didn't watch G.Weah play, thus, I can't say much but Drogba needs to be on the list.
Bono is also good but I prefer Essam El-Hadary of Egypt.
Indomie pikin noted.
Imagine removing WEAH
SportsRe: Africa All Time XI. Which Player Is Missing Here? by APOPTOSIS: 4:11pm On Aug 06, 2025
Where's is Pius Ikedia
PoliticsRe: Sowore Honours Nigerian Police Invitation, Arrives At Force Headquarters In Abuj by APOPTOSIS: 1:54pm On Aug 06, 2025
Another challenge ooooo
Another challenge ooooo
Another challenge ooooo
Another challenge ooooo
TravelRe: US To Revoke Student Visas For Those Who Skip Classes, Programmes by APOPTOSIS: 1:50pm On Aug 06, 2025
fabianiyobosa:
Please let me hear word. America of today is just as worse like Nigeria of today.

Even with the records they kept about Epstein, they are still covering up for Trump. The Pam Bondi, Kash Patel and RFK that were appointed are now doing the bidding of the president. Epstein was convicted under Trump administration and died under his administration.
U wrote too much. That was unnecessary.
Your first paragraph already vindicated what I said about record-keeping.🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️.
So who am I to read your entire epistle?
Just behave yourself. This is not time for innate and adaptive malbehavior in diaspora.
CrimeRe: Police Confirm Identity Of Woman Who Died In Moving Tricycle In Aba (video) by APOPTOSIS: 8:12am On Aug 06, 2025
Oh!
😭RIP
So sorryy..
She looked sick.
Her eyes says a lot.
And seems her neck is swollen.
She probably suffered a longstanding toxic goiter but would that have killed her...
Yes! it's possible but it's a case for the coroner to answer..
PoliticsRe: 2027: A Northerner Just Finished Peter Obi Political Career Here (Photos) by APOPTOSIS:
Just "a Northerner" and people are worried.
That means PO has won, if just a northerner (insignificant).
Yelling at PO as if they gave Nigeria their best..
You have Sanusi Lamido Sanusi yet you gave the world Buhari.
You have e Femi Adesina, yet you gave the world Jagaban.
Now the East is giving you Obi, rather than welcoming such idea and hop up on your feet, you are requesting for T. A. Orji. May be you Guys will like an "all round disaster" ?
Christianity EtcRe: See Photos Of Bishop Oyedepo Arrives The Idahosa's Residence In Benin City, Edo by APOPTOSIS: 8:02am On Aug 06, 2025
Archbishop dey for London
Imam dey Mecca
Pope dey Rome oooo

Pope na enjoyment 🎶🎶🤣🤣
Imam naaa 🎶🎶🎶
If you like don't create your own Heaven here. Keep arguing for them.
These men have had theirs here.
RomanceRe: Joy Bishara: Chibok Girl Who Escaped Boko Haram Rebuilds Life In U.S., Marries by APOPTOSIS: 7:58am On Aug 06, 2025
I am the Happiest person for her.
I can't demonstrate my overwhelming joy for her..
It's just unimaginable
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Will Remove Wike After He Secures South-south - Sule Lamido by APOPTOSIS: 6:28am On Aug 06, 2025
Of course he will remove the mad man immediately he secures 2nd tenure.
No Master would stay put and watch his Boy outshine him in praises & recognition.
Even Vice Presidents don't outshine Presidents not to talk of a thuggish minister.
Just use him actualize your mandate and deport him to Obio-Akpor
TravelRe: US To Revoke Student Visas For Those Who Skip Classes, Programmes by APOPTOSIS: 5:56am On Aug 06, 2025
Finally
I saw it coming.
U apply for SchooL, u enter Yankee, u leave school wan vamoose immediately.
Are you not abnormal?
Calm down and calculate..we no dey gree.
Everything na Firebrigade. Impatience na dia motto
U Guys joke with countries that are very good at record keeping.
Most of you think all these countries are reckless and lawless.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Yahaya Bello & His Female ADC by APOPTOSIS: 1:39am On Aug 06, 2025
It's obvious his ADC is empowered 🤣🤣
FamilyRe: "Uk-based Nigerian Man Deports Wife After Sponsoring Her Relocation – Shocking T by APOPTOSIS: 11:56pm On Aug 05, 2025
We are out for them. The Gospel is everywhere now. Even the Police for U.S. dey pick them straight. Good Job.
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Police Arrests Five Nigerian Sex Workers In Ghetto, Asokwa by APOPTOSIS: 1:48pm On Aug 05, 2025
Bahamas95:
See their fake names. cheesy


Ashis nor dey ever bear their real names, I dey surprised say none of dem dey bear Ella or Previous.
...na so Ashawo names dey be.
..Comfort, Blessing, Mercy, Alice, Love, Loveth,

Then Hook Up Gals own naaa
...Stacy, Rita, Sparkle,

House Ashawo na names like.
....Comfort, Philo,
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Police Arrests Five Nigerian Sex Workers In Ghetto, Asokwa by APOPTOSIS: 10:08am On Aug 05, 2025
Why ASHAWO dey always bear names like
Alice
Loveth
Success
Blessing
Comfort
RomanceRe: S*x is really Overrated. by APOPTOSIS:
Makavelli001:
S*x is really overrated......I always become angry during and after I had S*x .
Instead of being happy. Is this also happening to you guys.huh
I told S*x is supposed to make me happy but the reverse is always the case.
Does she smell down there?
If she does then work on her and redo it again or maybe try it with someone else and see.
We have natural pheromones. It could be that yours doesn't align with hers.
TravelRe: 20 Nigerians On Death Row In Indonesia Are From One South East State – Abike by APOPTOSIS:
Law Is the Law.
I don't condone nonsense.
They should ensure their laws are followed to the letter if one is found culpable.
Jail those miscreants who constitute international nuisance and make sure you dump the keys in the Atlantic

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