₦airaland Forum

smartlad:
have u ever lived in Nigeria?

No
...and will never live there.

Then what Adjective befits it
You may be right.
May be worse than that because the Zoos I have been to across the world have got sanity.
For example, San Diego Zoo is heaven on earth.
Even Aso Drive or Banana Island does not come close.

Lawless Animal Society.
...as usual nothing will happen.
People will go about their businesses.
Thank God I no give girl belle for that country.
Just imagine an innocent baby gracing planet earth through Nigeria to meet all these.😭😭😭
It can only be God, Luck and self control

Lawless Animal Society.
...as usual nothing will happen.
People will go about their businesses.
Thank God I no give girl belle for that country.
Just imagine an innocent baby gracing planet earth through Nigeria to meet all these.😭😭😭
It can only be God, Luck and self control

Lawlessness and Senselessness
Lawless Animal Husbandry.
As usual nothing will happen.

Bini90:
you must be rich

Let me give you tips on how to get one.
Such works with a statistics of 85% for those who adhered to the rules.
Are you ready?

🤣🤣🤣
Roadside Bushmeat don reach 40k..?🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
That means Nigeria don scatter beyond redemption.

jogojogo:
Now I can confirm Fubara would be impeached.
More explosions to come

Go and remove him, let's see

Macphenson:
This is exactly.what Tinubu wants. Instead of him.to.call the.mad dog Wike to.ordr, he is encouraging him.

Remain Blessed

We4all:
You guys should create your own time table and allow others to create theirs.

U have earned my respect today
I tire ooo
How can this be the agenda of everyone clocking 35?
Isn't this a Malady?
My DaD never had car until we all almost graduated from the University but he's made today in his personal wealth and not to talk of that of his kids.
Guys have gone mad ooo
This is how they push Youths into marriage

TheGoodJoe:
If true, it is a nonsense thing. The waiter should tell us who placed the order. If it is the man, what are they embarrassing the young lady for.

U have earned my respect.

Nigeria is Gone
No single morals.
See mockery of the highest order
That Girl remains innocent until proven otherwise. She may have been lured with the benefits of starting up a mutual and fruitful relationship with the runaway idiot.

She's of age for relationship and marriage.
I don't see the reason for all these insults and mockery 😭😭😭😭
Wish I can identify her and clear that bill.
We deserve better. Is this not worse than racism? Guys grow up please.
This is beyond pettiness. Same youths blaming Wike everyday. For now, it Seems only the manager has common sense there. Others are side idiots and jobless hypemen

magicminister:
Marrying out of pity is the one of the worst things a man can do!!! It is better to settle her with 20m and just move on with your life. In short, give her 50m if you are capable and move on!
If you dare marry someone that isn't on your level, the best thing they can do is to pull you down! You become the sole bread winner to a semi-literate woman that can barely read nor write and cannot provide any value to you.

Is Annie that useless?
So you are using another man's Language as a measure of Intelligence?🙆🏾‍♂️😭🙆🏾‍♂️😭
Or are you saying Annie can't speak or write in Efik or Ibibio language?
What about German, Spanish, Korean, Japanese ladies who can’t speak or write in English language, are they illiterates too?
Please I need answers before forwarding more questions.
We gonna find out who the illiterate is very soon?

SmartPolician:
The best thing that can happen to any man (who wants his marriage to work) is to have a wife that loves him more than he loves her.

Annie clearly loved Tuface more and Tuface married her out of pity because she has been through thick and thin with him. Thank God she's well now.

U deserve a COLD BEER.
How do we get it to you?
TuFace may not understand now.
I understand as Men were are wired differently. Variety is the spice of Life. He can talk 2her and incorporate a second African Queen

chriskosherbal:
Dem do scatter dis one puccy tire for island

You meant her legs have become a Breathing Space. U Guys dey yarn ooo. Anyway na her right to have it scattered.

Baronthecelebri:
Foolish men marry

Who be this one?

Shikena:
Have you ever stepped inside just one of the daily flights from the US to Nigeria?

Never

franchasng:
Naija girls remain the sweetest.....local girls de sweet pass posche girls any day, any time


There is something unique about local girls.....all these artificially modified modern ladies no de sweet, de are only good for attending events and snapping pics for the gram

See Talk.
The truth is, you fear approaching them.
Those White and Latina Girls cherish you (blackman) everyday. They want to know what it takes to have a black man inside of them.
They just want you to be less aggressive, and ambitious.

iwaeda:
Is devil living here now?

Many Nigerians have been praying for Wars
Especially some on Nairaland.
I pray such doesn't befall them.
Then they will understand the ReaL meaning of anarchy

See country

Bovis:
Everyone is now advising Wike but they were all silent when Fubara was busy flouting the law and demolishing the Assembly House

People have been advising Wike for several years now.

See the Rubbish Frustration that Useless country is putting its citizens through as if we have extra lives kept somewhere.
Is it a sin for a Nigerian to enjoy his or her life before embarking on eternity?
This Life is once and must be guarded at all costs. If people can cherish ordinary Benz and RangeRover how howbeit your one life.

The Lawlessness is just too much.
It was stupid things like this that led to the civil war. Idiotic things like this start anarchy.
They have been warning them but they won't oblige. Until something starts they will seek military intervention. Everybody go enter house.

So voters don't make Governors.
Now we all can agree
Make una kill unselves for dia.
Nonsense

Reggzy:
what about the food
What about the way the country is governed the bad way and also the lawless way
Apart from family, there will be something you always miss about your homeland
Whether bad or good

May be these two things.
I have always asked travelers to purchase them for me in robust quantities
Of all the Toothbrushes we have in the U.S. as funny as it may sound, this one beats them for me.
The KS Toothbrush, I think made in Enugu state.
Then Neopresol made in Ogun state.
These products are wonderful.

Reggzy:
what about the food

What about the way the country is governed the bad way and also the lawless way

Apart from family, there will be something you always miss about your homeland

Whether bad or good

My house is the headquarters of Naija Food.
Well meaning Nigerians visit my house to eat Naija food.
I make Suya, Roasted plantains at home.
I eat everything people eat in Nigeria.
Except for Fresh Palmwine.

Reggzy:
at least, you will always miss something about your homeland, everywhere you go

Except for Parents and Siblings nothing else, hence the reason I strive to relocate them gradually. Never had tight friendship with my colleagues that would make me visit and most of my colleagues have Japaed too.
I visit them in the 🇬🇧 and 🇨🇦.
70% of my Exs are in diaspora already.
I'm still thinking...🤔🤔🤔🤔

Reggzy:
The magic thing about leaving your homeland is that.... it feels good to leave but... it feels even more and more better to come back
Truly,No place like home..

Count me out.
I rather keep visiting other ethnic nationalities to tap into their rich cultural heritage than visit home now, not even now insecurity has ravaged everywhere.
I only miss people who deface cities everyday through garbage dumping and roadside shotputs & urination. I miss lawlessness.
My house remains the headquarters of FooD.
Women can be seen left right and center.
In fact, I meet an average of 50 women of different ethnic nationalities across the world every day & share in their heritage.
For Church, I was never a church goer in Naija hence, inconsequential.

DaddyCoool:
She's soooo lucky someone didn't say she was flying as a bird and fell and changed into an old woman

Honestly.
That's common in Benin where old women of are age are regarded as Bats.
Just imagine a MaMa wey survive CiviL war going through successive useless Nigerian government, now having to face such shitttt

Always blame blame blame blame blame

No weapon fashioned against us shall prosper

How much be this "AzuL" sef that people or the girl can't pay?
By the way, Original drink still remain for Naija?

ThankGod person no dey that useless country again. Primordial and medieval mentality.