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CelebritiesRe: Uriel, Bassey & Kemen Visit Ateke Tom (Photos) by Appareil(m): 10:06pm On May 17, 2017
NwaObinkita:
shocked

I strongly believe Uriel has a smelly abunna.



I hate Kemen so much,
I wish I could use him for Ofalla sacrifice


That dirty boy will finish all that food there.
Shame on you.They will succeed and you may..


Let me pity you because of Jehovah
AgricultureRe: How Yam Farming Can Contribute To Our Economic In Nigeria by Appareil(m): 11:16am On May 10, 2017
If only some of us can listen.
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Features In Genevieve Nnaji's "Lion Heart" by Appareil(m): 7:04pm On May 09, 2017
Aburi001:
Does it mean the movie is strictly for igbo actors and actresses?

This is corruption, this is marginalization grin

Buhari must hear this

Where is EFCC, where is DSS?

Where is Fayose, FFK, Wike and Orubebe biko?

"We will not take this...." LOL grin
Surely some strong Igbo language go feature
Nice!!
CrimeRe: Man Murdered In Front Of His Family In Rivers State (Graphic Pictures) by Appareil(m): 6:50pm On May 09, 2017
kingzizzy:
Too much violence in Igbo land
Is that Igbo land Is it that you don't know or you are just joking
EventsRe: Adaugo Ihekuna Weds Shola Gabriel In Colourful Matrimonial Event (Photos) by Appareil(m): 1:34pm On May 09, 2017
Great !!!!!!
Igbo and Yoruba on each others neck. See the sensible ones like SIMI.love don't care!
Congratulations!
RomanceRe: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Appareil(m): 1:28pm On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
no its not fabricated. It's true! I really need advice
I dropped an advice for you .Go through it and joke not
RomanceRe: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Appareil(m): 1:26pm On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!
I have a feeling that she is an agent of darkness and she uses the prophetess cover to destroy the unsuspecting.Please flee from her.If you attempt to go there again something might happen to you because she knows already that your heart is pure towards such things.Find a pastor to pray for you to severe the link.Remember you ate at her place.Redeemed Church dey your area or Winners,,or Deeper life.Make them pray for you.

Did I hear you say you don't want to fall into temptation? Don't even try.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Donations For Her Legal Expenses On Instagram by Appareil(m): 12:20am On May 09, 2017
AntiWailer:
This is the correct time and opportunity for the Church to act the Forgiveness they have been preaching.

We hold on to instructions like Tithe Payment , Touch Not My Annointed, Givers never Lack, Tithers are World Movers , Principle of Sowing Seeds etc that is beneficial to the Pastor's pocket and the main LOVE Our Lord Jesus taught us can not be held on to.

She messed up and I also condemned her several times.

She is suffering all these because of all the bridges she burnt while writing rubbish. If not, an Olunloyo should not sleep in police station till the next day.


Mathew 18 : 21 KJV Version


Mathew 18 : 22 KJV Version


It is easy to Jump Up and Down on the Alter speaking Big Big Grammar using eloquence and forming anointing.

Screaming LET GO .... Sharwarma Sharwarma Sharwarma.


When it is time to act it, we see how empty those messages are. They can not even stand 1/4 of the troubles we face in our Marriages, they cant even stand the hurt we face everyday that they scream "Let Go !"

They are simply a function of ELOQUENCE without any SUBSTANCE.

That is why i Choose which Pastor i listen to on Marriages, Leadership , Purity etc.

You can't be preaching what you don't have to me. angry angry
Lord have mercy upon us
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Efe Bags Chieftaincy Title As Prince Of Okpe Kingdom In Delta (Photos) by Appareil(m): 7:00pm On May 04, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
what a country
I need to understand.I thought he is your brother.Who loses in this?Efe weh go dey contribute heavily towards Kingdom development,secondly the weight of such weird things on him.Country do wetin?
Na Efe instead...........!
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Efe Bags Chieftaincy Title As Prince Of Okpe Kingdom In Delta (Photos) by Appareil(m): 6:56pm On May 04, 2017
gypsey:
blood of Jesus? huh I wonder what that means
Your heart knows no matter the pretence.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Efe Bags Chieftaincy Title As Prince Of Okpe Kingdom In Delta (Photos) by Appareil(m): 6:53pm On May 04, 2017
gypsey:
I hope he don't die after this voodoo chieftain, nigerians can be very diabolical
O Lord may the blood of Jesus Christ speak for him
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Efe Bags Chieftaincy Title As Prince Of Okpe Kingdom In Delta (Photos) by Appareil(m): 6:52pm On May 04, 2017
I pray my boy will still be able to read Bible O.God I beg.Hope it is an honorary title.No be dark things
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Dated Her Husband For 8 Years Without Sex (Photos) by Appareil(m): 11:51am On May 04, 2017
martineverest:
watch how some ladies will rush to this thread to rain curses on her
On the contrary! To their shame.Make them dey do!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Dated Her Husband For 8 Years Without Sex (Photos) by Appareil(m): 11:47am On May 04, 2017
oruma19:
I did it too. Dated my wife for six months without any gbenshing. But I must confess that I had enough outside .. even on d eve of the marriage I still had enough doking with protection tho grin cheesy grin. Make d girl de deceive herself say her guy no do, meanwhile the guy wan kill himself for 9yrs with plenty babes outside. ..lolz
Not necessarily. Not every one is a sinner.Merci
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Dated Her Husband For 8 Years Without Sex (Photos) by Appareil(m): 11:44am On May 04, 2017
Heaven answers Amen.This is how we knew Nigerians. Decent!!What ever happened to this generation!!! Congratulations
CelebritiesRe: Lynxxx: Banky W & Adesua's Engagement; The Biggest Secret I Ever Kept In My Life by Appareil(m): 3:02pm On May 03, 2017
Threebear:
What does it matter to you? Are you the one getting married to him? undecided
What does it matter to you too? Were you one of those he was doing it to?
If person change to do right thing and you bring his name to shame and disgrace,God go hold you.Stop the rumours already I love them both.Amen!
CelebritiesRe: Lynxxx: Banky W & Adesua's Engagement; The Biggest Secret I Ever Kept In My Life by Appareil(m): 2:57pm On May 03, 2017
Threebear:
grin grin angry a gay man engaged a woman and the whole nation is jubiliating .i weep for my country. The sad thing is that all his best men are probably dudes he has screwed in the past. Ebuka for one, I can't recall how many times I've seen both in south Africa lounging .I pity the innocent girl, she is just another hammer that a closeted gay men used to knock in yet another nail in his firmly covered cupboard. grin grin
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
Please tell us that it is a LIE O! Lord!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Lynxxx: Banky W & Adesua's Engagement; The Biggest Secret I Ever Kept In My Life by Appareil(m): 2:55pm On May 03, 2017
Threebear:
grin grin angry a gay man engaged a woman and the whole nation is jubiliating .i weep for my country. The sad thing is that all his best men are probably dudes he has screwed in the past. Ebuka for one, I can't recall how many times I've seen both in south Africa lounging .I pity the innocent girl, she is just another hammer that a closeted gay men used to knock in yet another nail in his firmly covered cupboard. grin grin
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
Please don't say this.That will be the worst thing that can happen.Gay? And he covers up with this Adesua girl? Oh,let God not allow evil prevail.Please let it be a lie....Jesus!
RomanceRe: "How A University Of Ibadan Best Graduating Student Inherited Royal Curse" by Appareil(m): 9:10pm On Apr 28, 2017
Defaramade:
All these Twitter lie lie stories sha
Be careful.it is certainly true
CelebritiesRe: Efe's Fans React To His New Single "Based On Logistics" by Appareil(m): 9:03pm On Apr 28, 2017
Efe Good work!
Christianity EtcRe: Prophetess Princess Revelations About Apostle Suleman & Stephanie Otobo's Mother by Appareil(m): 8:47pm On Apr 28, 2017
Jehovah we thank you for all the Great and Marvellous things you have Done through Your SERVANT Apostle Suleiman. The enemy is in panic.We recognize his LIES! God bless Apostle Suleiman and his Ministry.Amen!
PoliticsRe: "Nnamdi Kanu's Bail Conditions Will Be Met" - Osita Chidoka, Ex Aviation Ministe by Appareil(m): 9:51pm On Apr 25, 2017
gberra:
Slaves of the Nation are you sure you really can?... Observing...

IPOBS are fools cry
Did I just read FOOLS?? How old are you sef? Shut up quickly!! You can't call a whole section fools.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Pilot Carries His Bride At Their Wedding Ceremony. Photos by Appareil(m): 1:48am On Apr 25, 2017
HungerBAD:
Cool.

The woman wahala no plenty sef,thats why he fit carry her.

Some women weight equal their wahala.

Ishilove how far?somebody wan snatch me ohh.

Should i accept?
Chai you foolish O.huh!!
CelebritiesRe: Tope Alabi Pictured With Cece Winans by Appareil(m): 1:52am On Dec 03, 2016
Glory!
FashionRe: Gym Photos Of Mr. Tourism Nigeria 2016 Finalist by Appareil(m): 1:40am On Dec 03, 2016
naijafire:
Really.... Mr. Rivers .. I know him oh.. He stays on my street in PH.... wow
He is the best to me, then Ak Ib and Ogun
PoliticsRe: EFCC Files Fresh Charges Against Fani-kayode by Appareil(m): 11:04pm On Oct 14, 2016
flokii:
Ipad yoots.. food don show

get d placards ready.. time to back corruption as usual
Meaning what ?
PoliticsRe: Names And Photos Of Some Of The 21 Chibok Girls Released By Boko Haram by Appareil(m): 8:29pm On Oct 13, 2016
clevadani:
I know that many wailers will be deeply saddened by the turn of events.
W Saddened? Which Chibok? Na true in the first place?
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by Appareil(m): 10:05pm On Oct 10, 2016
MONITZ:
Some people dey mad I swear . this one don pass assignment things, and it's like u ve had ur own fair share of such ladies...

. On a lighter note, it's not every lady's V.G that smells, there re some that if a finger is inserted and brought out, u won't be able to tell where that finger has been and this is what separates 'real ladies" from the " girls".
Thank you so very much. Clean, clean ladies my dear. Don't mind that guy talking rubbish based on his backward experience.
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by Appareil(m): 9:53pm On Oct 10, 2016
OlajumokeBread:
Don't worry

I will post your pictures on Nairaland tomorrow

I don't even fucck your type, i give my homeboys some cash and your phone number and they take you to a hotel and fucck the shiit out of you because i won't let them fucck your ass in my house
Mouth! Perversion! Filth!Sin! Ignorance!displayed here.May Jehovah deliver you. His tender mercies reach you in Jesus name.
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by Appareil(m): 9:52pm On Oct 10, 2016
OlajumokeBread:
Don't worry

I will post your pictures on Nairaland tomorrow

I don't even fucck your type, i give my homeboys some cash and your phone number and they take you to a hotel and fucck the shiit out of you because i won't let them fucck your ass in my house
Mouth! Perversion! Sin! Ignorance!May Jehovah deliver you from pride
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by Appareil(m): 7:29pm On Oct 09, 2016
OlajumokeBread:
You can keep your vagina clean but you can't make a vagina not have the natural odor

Wash it for 100 year, it must have that peculiar scent, the scent that makes it a vagina

A hole that bleeds for 3 days every month and the inner cavity doesn't get washed

A male goat must smell like a male goat

Some women keeps it clean and it will always smell like vagina, others don't keep it clean and it smells like rotten fish

If you blindfold me and put a vagina close to my face, i will tell you immediately that there's a vagina close to my face
Big Big lie! Some women clean so well, no smell, nothing! Stick to your experience. Experience with ladies who don't master the act of washing clean. Huh!!

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