₦airaland Forum

ckmayoca:
Forgive baba age dey worry am.

IamLEGEND1:
Nice!
unlike thosr scammers that own covenant university and the rest.

TheNewIbadan:
Yorubas ain't going nowhere. Later dem go say Yorubas no travel past the SW.

Ipads don become terrorists. You know when anything anti-Yoruba is mentioned, Ibos are behind it. They're now hiding under the guise of ND militants. Cowards.

If anything happens to Yorubas in the SS, Ibos should remember that they have shops all over the SW. No one has monopoly over violence. For everyone's safety, let's hope it doesn't come to that.

bolseas:
Ogbeni Calm down.

Go back and read the story. this time reeeaad it sloooowwwly. I believe you will modify your comment.

midehi2:
this is Emmanuella na

kellz0:
wowoo wow

kellz0:
wowoo wow

blackjack21:
It will tire you.

BTW, how did you know that, that Abuja murder was done by Muslim fanatics?

Crixina:
i'm not gay, i mean i enjoy the big D too much to replace it with some hole, but i won't subscribe either to the kind of homophobia going on in this country, for God sake why lynch a fellow human being for choosing his sexuality, what then will you do to rapists, pedophiles arm robbers murderers, nigerian politicians... who hurt other people by their choice of lifestyle?

calliope:
Enugu people have more pressing issues to deal with than lynching men cos of their said sexuality

calliope:
Enugu people have more pressing issues to deal with than lynching men cos of their said sexuality

yeyeboi:
See buhari arrangement !!! Very soon Nigeria will turn to the republic of northerners if care is not taken.

uwagimboo:
Noah what is it??

saintdennis:
LMAOOOOO... igbos won't make me laugh. Ya'll don't wail alone
But I commend your new style of wailing, that is how you keep lumping ss into biafra matter
Now u adding yoruba matter to 'northernisation agenda' lmao.

Yorubas no get that kin time.

AbidoyeI:
I am a Buhari apologist, but these new appointments get me thinking. I have been waiting fot it but am so disapoiinted. The appointments have everything being said by the haters on them. Can someone in the house please give a breakdown of ALL Buhari's appointments since inception according to the six geo-political zones. Thank you. So sad.

Rexleo:
The sponsor of BBOG are showing themselves little by little, 1 mr el rufia.there are lots of mumu in Nigeria, pls reread her CV,as the last count she was chief of staff to Kaduna state gov.NPA is going to be a disaster ,she has no work experience and she is very political. The south is a very naïve part when it comes to the game of politics. Continue in ur folly in saying the President can appoint anyone so far that person is qualified. For real the MD of NPA is even bigger than some state governor when you look at the quantum of money coming in and the size of the organization. This brings to mind what mr.elrufia said on his twitter handle some time past that every blood of Fulani shed will be revenge now or later .

NavierStokes:
I see Mr President is doing a good job of ignoring the "qualifieds" and qualifying the "calleds". All I see here is a woman lacking the requisite qualifications and experience required to be responsible for overseeing a top tier Parastatal as the NPA (Talk about Maritime Laws, Policies etc)
I see a work history of "Assistance" rendered mostly in NGO's (very different from a serious business environment in scope and complexity), this woman would have been better fit to work as an assistant in that organization. Anyways congrats to her, its "chop I chop", while Nigeria suffers.

Jobia:
Welcome to the club.

The only thing that reduces my phone craze is sch stress.
At home i could press phone from MORNING till NIGHT.. not even exaggerating. its not even funny!!

I had a bucket-load of very useful, engaging stuff(programming lessons, piano lessons etc)i swore i must do this vacay but for where?!? I've spent soooo much on data this past 1.5 month downloading and watching God knows what with this useless phone its getting out of hand. Somebody help!!!!

Ishilove:
See baba Olukoya o!!

My favourite couple in the world! After my parents, of course

How many people pray and fast before entering marriage?

No, they'd rather focus on uploading pictures on uploading pictures on social media, elaborate, noisy proposals, meaningless pre-wedding photoshoots and printing fancy shirts with 'Save the Date' written on them, then after three months come to Nairaland to complain about their marriage.

If people use half the energy they expend on showing off for simple prayer and fasting to find out God's will for them concerning marriage, there won't be so many failed marriages today.

Ishilove:
See baba Olukoya o!!

My favourite couple in the world! After my parents, of course

How many people pray and fast before entering marriage?

No, they'd rather focus on uploading pictures on uploading pictures on social media, elaborate, noisy proposals, meaningless pre-wedding photoshoots and printing fancy shirts with 'Save the Date' written on them, then after three months come to Nairaland to complain about their marriage.

If people use half the energy they expend on showing off for simple prayer and fasting to find out God's will for them concerning marriage, there won't be so many failed marriages today.

abumeinben:
Nawao

Social media would be boring o

saintkel:
Hehehehehehe my wife will not be taller dan me o. Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations somewhere and it caught my attention.

Look at them .......

NAIRA - Never Allow Igbos Rule Again
PHCN - Problem Has Changed Name
HAUSA - House Animals Using Seat of Authority
APC - Association of Past Criminals
NYSC - Now Your Struggles Continues
PDP - People Deceiving People
PHD - Pull Him Down
MTN - Maintain Total Nonsense
ABACHA - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived
NEPA - Never Expect Power Always
BUHARI - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.

That ABACHA own made me laugh most...

midolian:
Even the haters will love this

Nairaland NDA sympathizers will be like "See the fura da Nono certificateless bastard chilling with our oyel money"

Thunder fire una

Bolustic:
RIP to the dead ones,

There was a thread on being careful when driving with trucks around last week, many mocked the OP, I hope you can learn by example now.

These trucks are unavoidable blood suckers on our roads thus it is advisable:

Not to stay directly in their front,

Not to drive for long behind them, particularly those carrying sand and

Don't even think of driving by their sides, overtake carefully and drive far away.

Most importantly, PRAY BEFORE YOU LEAVE HOME.