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We are slowly but steadily getting to a point where aspiring political office holders will be required to hold a black belt.

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For over a month, the only reply I get whenever I check is "You have no result yet, pls check back next week".
I've visited jamb office in Lagos twice and was told that jamb is still marking jamb papers. Something I find very difficult to believe since results were released long ago and pre-admission activities is already in progress in most schools.
The suspense is unfair. Pls can someone who knows tell me if there is still a possibility of the result being released.

I don't even bother to read the mails they send to my box.
I believe Nigerians are a lot wiser and more enlightened to fall prey to such scam.

A million thanks dear. I really need to step over to the satellite platform.
Working in a terrestrial TV station is gradually becoming monotonous.

Every uncemented grave sinks once decomposition of both the coffin (if wooden) and the corps starts.
It's amazing how most things are superstitiously explained in this part of the world.

Someone please help! 06129120FD

Someone please help! 06129120FD

My post was lost in the 3days nairaland outage
I'm anxious and my brother is desperate!
His result has not been released and they keep asking him to check back next week, its getting to 3 weeks now!
Please help me re-check and advise.
His reg number is 06129120FD
Thanks.

My earlier post was lost in the outage.
I am anxious and my brother is frustrated.
His result has not been released, they keep asking him to check back next week. Its getting to 3wks now.
His reg number is 06129120FD
Pls help me re-check and advise.

Just saw it on Silverbird TV.
May his soul rest in peace.

That Adams is now hobnobbing with IBB is not an absolute fact. The best line of action Soyinka and co should have taken was what Festus Keyamo did; attend the rally, seize the podium and disgrace the shit out of IBB face to face. They may never get such a splendid opportunity.

I was already calling my wife on the phone to relay a breaking news to her before getting to the last line.
This really got me.
Nice one

I'm begining to doubt the guts of Jonathan.
I have mixed feelings regarding what he (Jonathan) will do with power if Yar'Adua finally hands over to him as his lame duck attitude over this issue does not portray him as one with a strong will and direction.

I knew it was over when after ten years of dating I proposed to her and she said  she needed more time to seek God's face

I knew it was definitely over when she sort God's face for almost a year

I felt real good when I arranged my wedding  while she is still 'seeking' God's face

Rubbish!

@ poster

I sincerely have reservations regarding the guy's true reason for piping low.

You assume it is 'cos he didn't get down with you; it could be due to a different reason and you can never find out till you communicate with to him.

I am not for a girl opening her legs for every guy that comes around, but I also get really pissed off with girls who act like what they've got in-between their legs is one all important product that the whole world must revolve around. They tend to string all their behavioral faults to their refusal to give in to sex.

Pls ask God to give you a discerning spirit to recognize your blessing when it comes.

@ gb4sure,

I have every cause to doubt if you truly passed through a higher institution not to talk of graduating to participate in the NYSC scheme.

Its even more irritating that you think the problem with your post is the date and not the despicable grammatical construction, you sure shook the foundation of grammar there, even my 10yr old sibling in Primary 5 can do better

Sometimes we give foolish illiterates like Cassydinca and Newday the guts to make noise on a forum like this!

Mine comes up in four months. Initially wanted it big but just changed my mind last week.

My church wedding and trad is gonna be the same day! You know finish church wedding on time and use my trad as wedding reception

It will sure save me a lot of stress and money.

Thank God my girl and I are on the same page on this.

Miss her impeccable beauty and the way she makes me feel special even in public.

The crash helmet got wasted, the bride should have worn it to give her special recognition

Try posting your CVs to jobs@coollinks.co.us

She allows seemingly unimportant things to bother her too much.
lent her friend N100 and has been grumbling that her friend hasn't paid her back after two months.
Finds it hard to 4get the money even after I gave her N1000 in place of the N100 due to her grumbling.
She claim the money was tithe for a particular gift she received.
This is someone that gets a constant 5k from me weekly just for miscellaneous/intangible needs.
But she is a very lovely angel when she is not grumbling.

By the way, what is the meaning of these expressions frequently used by nairalanders:
'Lol', 'Imao' and 'Lmao'

hello,where did u hear dat,what is ur source,is it authentic,i hope its not rumour.

Please can someone tell me the effect of eating uncooked indomie. I just developed a liking for it since I discovered its snack-like taste but I,m afraid it might have an after effect.

My girl derives complete pleasure from doing it uncontrollably whenever we are alone. she said our intimacy has broken every inhibition. I don't mind sha, the girl too fine.

Tobiegal,

I honestly think the waitings are different. The guy asked her to wait with undoubted assurance that he will marry her. It was just an issue of time. That waiting was defined with purpose and direction. That was why the lady could wait, and the guy lived up to his promise.

The kind of waiting she is making my friend go through now is loomed in undue probability. She could come up tomorrow to announce that God no longer recommend my friend. After all, who can ask God.

But the question is, if she was previously so sure of the guy being her soul mate, where does the element of uncertainty come from? Is God now a man that changes his words sporadically?

My friend wanted to confront her and pretend to "call off" the relationship just to watch her response, but I advised him against that approach. No need rushing to topple what God is probably perfecting. This might actually be a maturity-verification phase. I advised him to be extra supportive and genuinely caring to the lady, after all, good things don't come easy.

Even if he is about loosing his lady, maturity and love can woo her back.

My bossom friend have had a girl friend for about 11yrs now, but they actually discussed marriage 3 yrs ago. He assured her that if she is willing to wait for him to round of his academic program, he will not disappoint her.

This girl is sweet, lovely and from a good home. She has openly turned down all men asking for her hand in marriage including two from abroad introduced to her by her big sister. She has spared no opportunity in announcing that she has already gotten a soul mate.

The guy also is very focused; doggedly breaking the limitations of background and developing himself academically and professionally. Along the line, he took over the responsibility of seeing to most of his lady's upkeep when her big sister became nonchalant.

The confusing issue right now is that last January, my friend indicated his intention to formally visit the girl's parents so they can start marriage proceedings since he has rounded off his program and has gotten a job in a communication firm.

The lady, still as sweet as ever, told him she has to wait to hear afresh from God because marriage is not to be taken lightly. Her loving attitude towards my friend hasn't changed, in fact, she is maturely sweeter, but almost six months after, she is still waiting to hear from God.

He is 33 and she is 29. At that age, I wonder what she is waiting for, or could it be that she has changed her mind and does not know how to tell my friend.