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Politics / Re: Border Reopening Will Cripple Nigeria’s Economy, Rep Warns by Apprentice360: 6:24am On Apr 11
May sanpona strike that your stinking mouth

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Politics / Re: In India, Tinubu Takes Economic Diplomacy To Germany, South Korea by Apprentice360: 10:04am On Sep 11, 2023
Someone should pls bless my life this morning, my phone screen got cracked since two weeks ago, and ever since then im not financially buoyant to get it fix, this has knock me out of business as it has been long serving as my point of contact, im in need of nokia torch so as for my customers to be calling me on it, they says its 7500, someone should pls bless my life wt any amount, i'll be forever grateful, im typing wt my co workers phone, he resume at 8 and closed by 6. Help me on 3 1 3 8 5 5 0 0 1 8 first bank
Sports / Re: PSG confirms Messi's departure by Apprentice360: 6:39pm On Jun 03, 2023
To where again?
Politics / Re: Details You Did Not Know About The Ekweremadu Case By Emeka Ugwuonye by Apprentice360: 7:41pm On May 06, 2023
orisa37:
THIS IS A CASE FOR OUR THREE TIERS OF GOVERNMENT TO RECONCILE THEIR DIFFERENCES IN POLICY FORMULATION EXECUTION INTERPRETATION AND IMPLEMENTATION.
ADOPT FAPRES FOTCS AND CTC FOCS TRFG NOW.
Politics / Re: Obidients, One Of The Most Repulsive Concoctions Encountered - Soyinka by Apprentice360: 12:26pm On Apr 07, 2023
What's this man trying to say?

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Closes In On George Weah’s Record, Hails Liberian Legend by Apprentice360: 8:52pm On Apr 06, 2023
[quote author=FairYtemi post=122341549]
May God raise a kind hearted person to assist you dear, and may divine help locate you IJN





You create this account yesterday, omo ogbon, you be doubling your account and be currying sympathy toward the first one..... Nigerians!!
Religion / Re: Bikini Church End Time Church by Apprentice360: 3:17pm On Mar 03, 2023
[quote author=Nazgul post=121434536]The language is sounding like Ghanaian language.

Anyways they look like jokers, probably a skit. Cos the church is liiterally empty.

In Africa, any church that allows ladies put on bikin cannot be that empty. Infact they would need to be renting chairs and canopies every Sunday, cos perverts wouldn't miss any service.


Ha!! Ha!!
Romance / Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by Apprentice360: 4:00pm On Jan 10, 2023
Okafor's law is just a cruise law, you can never find a topic about it anywhere else other than nairaland ( home of cruised) and the originators is king Nwaimaikpe (may he live long), a simple search on google can not provide a strand of informations about the fantasy law other than redirecting you to Nairaland.

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Travel / Re: Which Country Have You Visited In The Last Decade? by Apprentice360: 10:19am On Dec 29, 2020
Glaswegian:
2011 (Benin Republic) 2012 (Ghana) 2013 (Scotland, Qatar, UAE x2, England, Netherlands) 2015 (UAE) 2016 (Saudi Arabia, Turkey, England) 2017 (England) 2018 (England) 2019 (England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Turkey) 2020 (Scotland, France)
Most memorable trip: Turkey, 2019 Favorite country: Scotland Favorite city: Glasgow, Scotland Best hotel ever used: Hilton Glasgow Most visited cities: London 5x, Dubai 4x Family travel: Dubai (Nov 2013, Feb 2015, Mar 2018) Official travels: Ghana 2012, England 2016, 2017, 2018) Solo travels: Others apart from the above
Cities visited 2011: Cotonou 2012: Accra 2013: Edinburgh, Doha, Dubai, Sharjah, London, Amsterdam 2015: Dubai 2016: London, Mecca, Medina, Jeddah, Istanbul 2017: London 2018: London, Manchester 2019: London, Belfast, Glasgow, Istanbul 2020: Aberdeen, Dundee, Paris
haa!! aiye mi oo!! nah person born this one oo, life!!

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Politics / Re: Alex Ikwechegh Mobbed By Residents In Bende, Abia (Photos) by Apprentice360: 10:22pm On Dec 25, 2020
I've make someone smile yesterday, you too could makes me smile today, and I'll be glad you did.... 3138550018 first bank
Food / Re: Post Your Christmas Food Here by Apprentice360: 10:19pm On Dec 25, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...my love for anything draw soup especially okro..
Wanted my sisters to cook okro but they said ogbono is okay..
Last last na Pounded yam and ogbono

I've make someone smile yesterday, you too could makes me smile today, and I'll be glad you did.... 3138550018 first bank

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Food / Re: Biggest Christmas Chicken 2020 by Apprentice360: 10:13pm On Dec 25, 2020
you brought it #7,2000....


meanwhile I've make someone smile yesterday.
you too could makes me smile today, and I'll be glad you did.... 3138550018 first bank
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lake Fire In California Continues To Rage, Growing To 11,000 Acres( Vid) by Apprentice360: 8:00pm On Aug 15, 2020
save the tree, save the tree..... see where it got them now
Celebrities / Re: Dino Melaye Features On 'Silent Prejudice' Series by Apprentice360: 1:05pm On Jul 22, 2020
I couldn't help but laugh at the captions
Health / Re: Help, My Newborn Has This Skin Problem by Apprentice360: 10:27pm On Jun 28, 2020
that's what they call Irapo in our place, I know of the leaves to make it concoction, but I don't know of it name, I post and upload it pix whenever I saw it, very common
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Have Lost Staff, Relatives, Friends To COVID-19 by Apprentice360: 10:14am On Jun 13, 2020
He is not the first to say that...... all pointer all plagiarism
Phones / Re: What's The Weirdest Phone Brand You've Ever Seen Or Bought? by Apprentice360: 3:56am On Jun 08, 2020
Mine was Itel 1506..... mehn! to see your contact details sometimes may take you up to 2hours through hanging.... then tecno k8..... that phone can drain blood with battery.
Health / Re: (PHOTO) by Apprentice360: 4:48am On Jun 07, 2020
Jakumo:


If you can feel worms moving anywhere inside your body, the quick way to kill them all within one day is IVERMEKTIN tablets, of which you should take just four, all at once.

If, say a week after taking four IVERMEKTIN tablets, you still have the sensation of worms still alive inside your body, or just beneath your skin, check with your doctor first, and then DOUBLE the dosage to EIGHT tablets of IVERMEKTIN.

In Nigeria, Ivermektin tablets sell for 100 naira each, and are available in most pharmacies. Please, reply to this thread after you have tried this medication, to report on the effects of the Ivermektin.

Be advised, that when you take Ivermektin, you are likely to have a few scary dreams at night, and possibly a short temper during the day. Those pills are extremely powerful, and they will have a temporary effect on your mind, which will taper off a few days later. If you do have worms, or any form of internal parasite, Ivermektin will kill all those unwanted guests with absolute finality.

that's what they called "opo inu" in my place..... it happens to woman a lot, especially when they should've give birth...... and in some occasion guys, I don't know the reason for that of man, but I once experience it....... here is the solution..... there are many concoction that Chase opo inu away.... one of them is ORI MALU, that #100 bottle gin..... secondly, MAC DOWELL and salt..... thirdly PETE OMODE( Kid sugarcane) that used to grow around river places.... if it doesn't vanish in two days time...... kill me!
Health / Re: Doctors Pls Help A Brother Out (picture Attached) by Apprentice360: 4:33am On Jun 07, 2020
that's what they called "okitipi" in my place...... let him rinse bitter leafs in palm wine..... and then take a bath with it, he should also drinks part of it also....... may you wound me if it doesn't vanish in two days
Health / Re: Doctors Pls Help A Brother Out (picture Attached) by Apprentice360: 4:30am On Jun 07, 2020
it normally happen when ones is in a unfavorable places...... but you people don't know much of this everyday occurrence shows the level of your naivety...... bath him with bitter leaf and palm wine..... on god, it vanish in two days
Music/Radio / Re: List 5 Songs That Are Always On Your Replay List by Apprentice360: 4:16am On May 30, 2020
engrkaz:
lol...LEGACY.. here is a link to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogUqzboEZ7E


wow! I'm just to be searching for this song from time immemorial, without. knowing the title.... until Google redirect me here through the comment section...... may God forever bless you sir...... wow! the world is a small place indeed
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by Apprentice360: 10:33pm On May 12, 2020
do not take drugs please.... hence you'll never enjoy the game.... drugs are not your problem, but your optimistic towards the opposite sex..... about the spiritual aspect and your loss of financial standard after you engage prostitute.... your problem are not so much spiritual but the one you brought upon yourself..... your destiny, (chi in Igbo) (kadara in Yoruba) has nothing to do with lot of woman.... don't because you lack sex engage lot of woman..... you have to understand your own destiny before you blame another person for your failure..... I'm just broke but I'm man enough, I could show you the way round when it comes to your problem.... you can hit me up
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by Apprentice360: 10:23pm On May 12, 2020
what happen to you is not just about masturbation.... but your expectations toward the opposite sex, by mere look, you've already sex the girl, hence the erectile dysfunction when it comes to the real game.... take your mind off sex when romancing a lady, there you have it ..... don't be too optimistic, hence you'll already release before the game started.... eat bitter kola, everyday, or fruit like water melon and cucumber.... in no distance time, you regain your lost kingdom.... but you need to stop masturbating..... check my signature bro.... I need your help
Crime / Re: Ganja Havens: Six Nigerian States With High Concentration Of Cannabis Plantation by Apprentice360: 8:41am On May 09, 2020
Jakumo:


Me I no sabi wettin be monkey tail o, but I don see plenty monkey for my village, and no one of dem dey when hin tail don lost.


I no fit laugh abeg....... Mon-ki-tey..... I mean fresh weed drench in liquor

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Crime / Re: Ganja Havens: Six Nigerian States With High Concentration Of Cannabis Plantation by Apprentice360: 2:02am On May 09, 2020
Jakumo:


CBD oil cannot be purchased legally in Nigeria, however there is a guy that has been advertising it for a year or so in the Nairaland health forum.

Making your own CBD or THC oil is actually a simple process, starting with the raw material of locally bought cannabis flowers. In the recipe shown below, simply substitute coconut oil or groundnut oil, instead of butter.

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=12895


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCxAU-OP8LQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NTiA80GlG8



sir..... is this not mon-ki-tey ( monkey tail)??
Politics / Re: Should Nairaland Create Begging Forum? by Apprentice360: 7:25am On Apr 29, 2020
since the past few days, the hunger has taken a new dimension...... may God continue to bless Nairalander for me

3138550018, first bank
Celebrities / Re: Adunni Ade Goes Back To Islam, Leaves Christianity. Feels Fulfilled & Happier by Apprentice360: 10:45pm On Apr 28, 2020
we all know you use "white secret" nothing else.
Celebrities / Re: Girls Sex Themselves On Slimcase & Mc Galaxy Video Ice Prince & OAP Dotun Reacts by Apprentice360: 11:41pm On Apr 27, 2020
MissTalker:

Scammers



as how?? ma!
Celebrities / Re: Slimcase Hits Over 133,000 Viewers On IG Live As He Turns It To Porn (photos) by Apprentice360: 1:14am On Apr 20, 2020
I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so
Celebrities / Re: Girls Sex Themselves On Slimcase & Mc Galaxy Video Ice Prince & OAP Dotun Reacts by Apprentice360: 1:13am On Apr 20, 2020
I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so
Politics / Re: Was Abba Kyari's body Flown In From London? (photo) by Apprentice360: 1:10am On Apr 20, 2020
I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so
Education / Re: Wikipedia Edited Abba Kyari's Page After Buhari's Tribute by Apprentice360: 1:08am On Apr 20, 2020
I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so

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