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Jakumo:
Me I no sabi wettin be monkey tail o, but I don see plenty monkey for my village, and no one of dem dey when hin tail don lost.

I no fit laugh abeg....... Mon-ki-tey..... I mean fresh weed drench in liquor

Jakumo:
CBD oil cannot be purchased legally in Nigeria, however there is a guy that has been advertising it for a year or so in the Nairaland health forum.

Making your own CBD or THC oil is actually a simple process, starting with the raw material of locally bought cannabis flowers. In the recipe shown below, simply substitute coconut oil or groundnut oil, instead of butter.

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=12895


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCxAU-OP8LQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NTiA80GlG8

sir..... is this not mon-ki-tey ( monkey tail)??

since the past few days, the hunger has taken a new dimension...... may God continue to bless Nairalander for me

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we all know you use "white secret" nothing else.

MissTalker:
Scammers

as how?? ma!

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I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so

I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so

I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so

I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so

I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so

I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so

when you say gospel music.... ion know you mean local ones, not until I saw omenkaya, ogadimma, ebube dike and co.

anyway, when its comes to gospel songs, give tope alabi the crown, the woman deserve it...

EMI MIMO and ORUKO TUNTUN purified my brain since last month.
Emi mimo early in the morning, and oruko tuntun all the day long....
Mrs. Tope alabi, may your day be long, and you shall continue to eat the fruit of your labour ma

Jakumo:
Read up on the Kennedy family. There were several great statesmen in that family, but also, the Kennedy clan was afflicted by one tragedy after another over the years, almost as though the great career and political success of the Kennedy family members, came at a terrible price that manifested in one untimely death after another.

which Kennedy sir?? John Kennedy, gbenga Kennedy, Thomas Kennedy or 2face Kennedy??

Nairalandmonika:
Lol, black man most thing about sex, all those astronaut na book full their head o, they don't reason sex sef. And they believe in self service as well. U know what self service is na

may God continue to bless you for the explanation sir.

Bullshitly hilarious

the world can/will never remain the same again

Jakumo:
This story just goes to show that illiterate buffoons live in all countries making up this glorious planet. While most human beings are distinguishable from chimpanzees, baboons and other primates, by virtue of walking in bipedal mode, wearing clothes and using spoken language to communicate, there does exist a vast underclass of mentally challenged, highly unstable cretins who will always choose the most idiotic course of action regardless of circumstance.

The good folks destroying telephone transmission antennae because of random rumors they happened to read online, would under normal circumstances be lined up at the unemployment office waiting patiently for state benefits, before returning to watch football on television in their cramped little dwellings on the rough side of town.

Now, with an invisible contagion felling people left and right all over Europe, every crackpot conspiracy theorist in the world is convinced that the time for their most outrageous displays of stark raving lunacy, is at hand. Expect more of this mob madness to ensue in the coming weeks. They started out attacking telephone antennae, so it stands to reason that they will soon enough vent their rage against traffic lights, fire-hydrants, CCTV cameras, mailboxes, public restrooms and other randomly selected targets of opportunity.

I'm not convinced sir..... you're prof. wole Soyinka....... see use of word.... may God continue to bless you Sir.

shogsman:
They should dial the notch down with all this threats already,it's not like they fixed match or anything.

Hmmnn..... Your signature say it all sir

Nigeria matter? The more you look, The less you see.
Take time to read my signature pls.

AgentNairaland:
Let me first of all settle Samson's case.. I'll get back to you

Ok sir

AgentNairaland:
Samson Send Me Your Account Number Please

Here sir!!! \/


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solmusdesigns:
It was difficult for the panel to establish concretely a case of sexual harassment in its report because there were glaring contradictions in the testimonies of the two parties and witnesses


Ms Ogunyemi, who has just returned from a one-year suspension over indecent dressing and gross misconduct is advised to adhere strictly to her matriculation oath of channeling her grievances to the authorities of the institution.

did you read this two part of the article?

I don't even read the whole story

The rich are also crying..... He can order for 10 ladies at will.... See how he messed up his life with a small chops...... Only he who is in Christ will know that there power in the hand of an ordinary woman.

The Law of Lagos are made to change everyday.... I wouldn't be surprised if they come out to debunk this news tomorrow

I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so

I'm devastated cos its so hard on me to say this, I'm hungry and broke!. Since the past few days I'm unable to eat good food.... I'm apprentice and I'm not been too connected to stand on my own, any way you could help me with a little amount will help.... 3138550018 first bank.... May God bless you as you do so