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Romance / Re: Please Help!!!!! See What I Saw In My Gf's Bag by april4mee(m): 11:24am On Feb 10, 2021 |
Na only this guy get am.. That's exactly what it is. A native eyeliner. Though its definitely fetish. Its mostly for love snd conquest... quote author=delishpot post=32950209] It could be Tiro Aka eye liner. Try to pull the top and you will see it has some black powder in it. I had a malam customer I used to buy spices from and he sells them. He sells the black powder and also diff types of containers for the tiro. Its cow hide. What you call feather is the hair/fur from the cow. I see no feather there sha. Unless you removed them.[/quote] |
Literature / Gloomy Days by april4mee(m): 4:18pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
GLOOMY DAYS life used to be good All plus No minus Kids playing in the hood they dont even seem to mind us All of a sudden - Moans and groans With tones unknown Broad day lights out Everything's gone south Markets now ghost towns Faces wearing frowns Sending death notes Enveloped In blood cloths A romance of death From the far east A Collapse Of health, per excellently leashed Creepy crawling serial killer On a sleepy slippery world to Kill her Just like robbin hood from the woods With arrows so vicious We were all fooled Void of preparations- it beat us Its man versus the suddenly famous virus Check our popular leisure spots - "corona drive us" The bane of mankind So bad , the best of men sighed Then we party - now we parry Friendship was substance - now we distance The hugs the kisses, the embrace Oh! The bliss we miss - all thats been erased All pain no gain Aint this the Fallout of a gory game? Should we continue this blame game? while the souls of men drain? Loved Ones quarantined Tell me this plague aint serpentine. Man made demon Craving blood Deserting the house of our saving Lord Please join the chorus JESUS! Please heal us Please stop this Covid-19 From been hightened.
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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:26am On Mar 29, 2020 |
My watch is having sex like my time has come – vector |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:17am On Mar 29, 2020 |
Take a look round the city now, no love oh what ah pity now 21 look 50 now, hatred make things shitty now |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:16am On Mar 29, 2020 |
Girls fighting over Gemini and Pisces, every corner it's war and crisis... Patoranking 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:14am On Mar 29, 2020 |
Am dressed with what I was blessed with |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:11am On Mar 29, 2020 |
m the reason they made the dress code They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my French clothes....ma$e |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:57am On Mar 29, 2020 |
,even if we are only five alive, we'll still have some juice in us'' 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:51am On Mar 29, 2020 |
daddy,my buddy. my "paddy"...my "caddy" |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:49am On Mar 29, 2020 |
When I think of the black eye, the type carried by "black I" It Makes me cry and... I can't but wonder why? |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:47am On Mar 29, 2020 |
What is the need of a middle man When there is no more a riddle man? |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:43am On Mar 29, 2020 |
Let bygones be bygone.... We don't really need to buy guns 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Why Selling Cars At Carmart.ng Is The Best by april4mee(m): 5:21pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Prices are ridiculously cheap. 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Panam Percy Paul's Lyrics by april4mee(m): 12:22pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
Pls I need the lyrics of this pan song too.. The chorus goes like. Singing glory glory.. Glory... Honour ..honor.. Power power.. Majesty.majesty. worship.. Worship..unto thee unto thee we pray.....I don't even know the title sobits hard to find online |
Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by april4mee(m): 8:09am On Nov 04, 2017 |
cry me a river I am not the giver, am not a diva. Can't get you high, can't even give you a fever. When you are wet, I can't get you dry When there is heat, I can't give no quiver. Can't make you die, can't make you fly. Ain't even got the liver. Your whining, your tears, your complaints. Your pining , your fears, your disdains. Though strongly panelled, But wrongly channeled. There is a man upstairs Our whole burdens he bears Whenever you see me do those things It is he in Me that wove those strings. The curtains are ripped asunder Now we can access him like no other What is the need of a middle man When there is no more a riddle man? snug up to him, he won't lie Draw nigh, open eyed and quote "i" He made us, ordained us And he is responsible for us. So when next you decide to turn the heat on me. Am a just sit back and Fry me a pizza While you hit hard and Cry me a river. 1 Like
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Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by april4mee(m): 8:06am On Nov 04, 2017 |
BLACKBORN BLACK BORN When next you think of BLACK! Think of coal, think of massive power plants. Who will give a "NO" to a flashy hour glass. Think of the ace of spades, it's the highest in the deck of playing cards The face of Blades The type that be cutting hard. Think of the dark night.. The precidence of a beautiful dawn.. Think of its might. The bright of a powerful town Think of a skillet, for once, the fry of a tastefull source.. The messenger of a longing rouse and.. The blessing of an empty pouch Think of a Black box, Think of its saving grace. The epochs, the beginning of many races. Whenever you think a Black market stinks, consider its reach And not the rich. When I think of the black eye, the type carried by "black I" It Makes me cry and... I can't but wonder why? We sweep the award Plaques We blaze the tracks Always ahead of the pack A very Hard nut to crack We tough to the bone Forget the tone We are Boneblack And glad to be born black 2 Likes
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Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by april4mee(m): 7:58am On Nov 04, 2017 |
Flowers that fade bounty beauty in my many broken places. faulty connects in superfluity of nothingness. they meddled, fondled and at first twas a cuddle but now! swords they blaze even to my face!. sharper than the razor of a blade, I have loved flowers that fade 1 Like
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Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by april4mee(m): 7:56am On Nov 04, 2017 |
Ceasefire its my turn, its your turn everyone is on the run "am the don"..... "am next to none" the sun long gone... the fun is hung houses - they burn families - they mourn curfews - dusk till dawn, gloomy on the "morn" less ado 'bout the battles we've won and the war cloths we've worn let bygones be bygones we really don't have to buy guns 2 Likes
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Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by april4mee(m): 7:43am On Nov 04, 2017 |
Daddy A shinny light shone on the horizon a lofty height further from the forensic from the loins of wisdom... wisdom from his loins..begetting mega-wisdom (s) daddy,my buddy. my "paddy"...my "caddy" my confidant..my confidence the penchant...the fence my inclination...my adoration my guide...my guard man with seven lives, mum in heaven smiles, “his fertile effervescent mind” his fatherly ever - present bind the simplicity of his complexity the intricacy of his sagacity magnanimity exemplified, hospitality embodified enigmatically dogged, sub - urban rugged. undauntedly courageous.. conscientiously religious indefatigable hustler. easily understandable teacher the earthen raged you damned the bellows tactically concealing the hidden page you squeezed in to the hollow glad you didn't listen look at what we would be missing we might have taken the long way you always knew we'll get there someday ...Daddy, age with grace! happy birthday. 1 Like
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Poems For Review / Life Is A Rendezvous by april4mee(m): 8:27pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Life is a Rendezvous She hailed from that little town of Manhattan She sailed storms,tides thus far and all through the harmattan. He was born in France, thought he got here by chance She was bent on running away from her past He swore to wriggle back to his past. Her escape was panama, Here he strolled tra-la-la She feared daunting fiends, He made bounty friends Their paths crossed, they thought it was fate Getting boxed? They thought that was Late Why the hate for her past? Why the quest for his past? She had wrought evil in the land of her birth He was bound to avenge his brother. His death! She ran as far as she could. He retraced his step back and won't be fooled Now the sword on which his brother fell, Now carries the child his loins welled Life is a rendezvous, Many times this is misconstrued There is nothing like overdo And nobody is overdue In the process of running away from our Waterloo We created a Swimming pool. We squeeze our guilts in a bottle, But life always holds the corkscrew We throw a stone from point A, and we ourselves run to point B Forgetting that that is the stone's destination. Life is a bugaboo, There is always a Counter coupe Life is a rendezvous
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Literature / Cry Me A River by april4mee(m): 8:18pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
cry me a river I am not the giver, am not a diva. Can't get you high, can't even give you a fever. When you are wet, I can't get you dry When there is heat, I can't give no quiver. Can't make you die, can't make you fly. Ain't even got the liver. Your whining, your tears, your complaints. Your pining , your fears, your disdains. Though strongly panelled, But wrongly channeled. There is a man upstairs Our whole burdens he bears Whenever you see me do those things It is he in Me that wove those strings. The curtains are ripped asunder Now we can access him like no other What is the need of a middle man When there is no more a riddle man? snug up to him, he won't lie Draw nigh, open eyed and quote "i" He made us, ordained us And he is responsible for us. So when next you decide to turn the heat on me. Am a just sit back and Fry me a pizza While you hit hard and Cry me a river. 1 Like
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Poems For Review / Re: Just Wrote This. by april4mee(m): 8:15pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
lippincott:on point! |
Poems For Review / Black Born by april4mee(m): 8:09pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Here is my latest work writing just this evening for poetry soup. Please feel free to do the critique. BLACK BORN When next you think of BLACK! Think of coal, think of massive power plants. Who will give a "NO" to a flashy hour glass. Think of the ace of spades, it's the highest in the deck of playing cards The face of Blades The type that be cutting hard. Think of the dark night.. The precidence of a beautiful dawn.. Think of its might. The bright of a powerful town Think of a skillet, for once, the fry of a tastefull source.. The messenger of a longing rouse and.. The blessing of an empty pouch Think of a Black box, Think of its saving grace. The epochs, the beginning of many races. Whenever you think a Black market stinks, consider its reach And not the rich. When I think of the black eye, the type carried by "black I" It Makes me cry and... I can't but wonder why? We sweep the award Plaques We blaze the tracks Always ahead of the pack A very Hard nut to crack We tough to the bone Forget the tone We are Boneblack And glad to be born black
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Education / Re: 40 Amazing Fact About Human Beings by april4mee(m): 5:35pm On Aug 24, 2017 |
[quote author=Collins1906 post=59782600]Very interesting! But I do not quite agree with u on 27. Sarojini Ramaligan; an Authority in Biology & author of D Modern Biology for High Schools posit in his book dat 'd strongest & largest bone in d human body is d thigh bone'. (I stand 2 b corrected o) Change is constant... [/quote The tigh is undoubtedly the longest bone. That we know from time immemorial. It might not necessarily be the hardest bone. Still. I stand to be corrected |
Events / Re: Introducing! “OMOGORIOLA and the soul edifiers“. A 10 Man Juju/highlife Band by april4mee(m): 2:13pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
If you are in the neigbhood. Join omogoriola and the soul efifiers live at Marigold events center beside veepee Sanford on the 19th of August. |
Poems For Review / Flowers That Fade by april4mee(m): 9:41am On Jun 20, 2017 |
Omo Gori Ola bounty beauty in my many broken places. faulty connects in superfluity of nothingness. they meddled, fondled and at first twas a cuddle but now! swords they blaze even to my face!. sharper than the razor of a blade, I have loved flowers that fade. |
Literature / The Steel Jacketed Messenger Of Death. by april4mee(m): 12:37pm On May 10, 2017 |
The steel jacketed messenger of death!. Hell:! Professionally proxied in a tube A shell comfortably seated in a cube Doors never shut yet you need to knock ...With a finger and not necessarily your fist before it let's go The steel jacketed messenger of death. Oh! What a messenger! So humble and obidient. Without a knock, it remains there Never delivering the message to its master But to the aim? "The speed of light couldn't be faster" Still the trusted messenger to still a breath. You let,it jets,to the target it gets and in its nest its sure to melt. It never mistakingly slips while on the shelf But even at sleep, its never mistakingly deaf To instill bucketed fear in every gender on earth. Its a toy to a kid, employed by the skilled,straight to the hit yet indifferent o the killed. With freight in its sound, to hell it is bound and the effect is now! The steel jacketed messenger of death. Is ..... A BULLET
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Travel / Re: Frsc Officers Nearly Killed A Little Giril Today While Trying To Obtain Bribe by april4mee(m): 1:23pm On May 09, 2017 |
jimotochukwuobi:. Your view |
Literature / School Aint Success by april4mee(m): 11:11am On May 09, 2017 |
SCHOOL AINT SUCCESS we were mis-understood for fools. infact we had to drop outa high school. no breakfasts, No lunches, just brunches. They made us weak whenever we speak. need not peruse the list of winners-we were sinners, GOD bless our dinners-lossers we held on to the JESUS piece, kept our peace, worked out our piece. Busily,doggedly,Relentlessly,but non-easily. now we flood the covers of magzines-check em out on the sofas. We transit in limousines- checkout our chauffeurs. back in the days they dissed us, hissed at us- now they missed us, tease us, wanna kiss us, JESUS! #STREETGOSPEL |
Literature / Threatened Abortion by april4mee(m): 10:19am On May 09, 2017 |
threathened abortion. May that never be our portion! But wait! where goes all your dreams? like shooting stars, They beam, right before your eyes like in a film. cream de la cream- we all were once wannabes. expectations like the delivery of a 9months pregnancy, hopes like ropes, ends like fences, means like pins. we all embark on the journey to the future like swiming through a croc-filled pool. the good news is that those dreams have not been aborted, they were just threathned
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