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Autos / Re: nigerian used 2004 (manual) Toyota Avensis #350,000 by april4mee(m): 6:57pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
am interested but your line is always busy. am in lag too |
Literature / Motives by april4mee(m): 11:27am On Nov 04, 2015 |
MOTIVES Who is the perfect judge? Man looks at the eyes,logic,facts and ability of a defendant to systematically manover his case...but GOD looks at the content and intent of the heart. Motives...even the most rational mind might not understand them. A bus conductor once slaped a young christian at the bus stop. The young man turned his left side of the face in obidience to the scriptures and received anoda thunderbolted slap. Christians and sympathizers applauded the young man but alas! He had a different motive. It happened dat an arguement had ensued betwitx the conductor and the man in the bus because of change. The conductor won the arguement as concluded by fellow passengers in the bus. The young christian was angered and began to taunt the conductor as thus "na slap ur mates dey slap. If na ur mama born u, if u no be bastard, slap me when I get down" knowing that there are hundreds of hoodlums who know him in that hood and would be ready to defend him. What av we? The hoodlums seeing the senario of facial wippers sprong into action. Waya expect? The beat the conductor blue and black. The young man went home fulfilled that he had achieved his motive yet playing "an obidient christian" in the eyes of onlookers. ...The heart of man is desperately wicked! Wu can know it? Motives... To be continued... |
Literature / The Power Of Constance (a Short Write Up By April4mee) by april4mee(m): 10:54am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Constance There once was a world renowned rofessor who was known for his perfectly delivered and expository. Lectures. He has a driver who soon doubled as his P.A There were so close that they spent more time together even than he spent with his family becoause they were always on he road together enroute different lecture venues. The driver cum P.A had the priviledge of sitting down under his boss's lecture 'cos he would have had nothing doing to while away time. One fateful day, they were enroute a very highly paid international lecture when his boss (the prof) suddenly developed. A severe running stomach. By the time they got to the venue, he was visiting the convinience (toiet) inceasantly. He could have told the organizers that he couldn't continue with the lecture but for the huge amount of money he would loose. Now, because of the nature of events they had been attending resently, he made sure that his driver wore almost the same quality of suits like his to the extent that those who never met him before always had problems. Diciphering which of the duo was the prof. This fateful occassion was one of which his personalty was not realy known. Just that his name had transceaded him. He was in the toilet for the upteenth time when suddenly, his name was introduced. For the lecture to start. The driver, sensing the impending embarrasment quickly swong into action. He stood up to aknowlege the applause that greeted his boss's introduction, sat down again and quickly scanned through his oga's notes. He discovered that the lecture to be delivered is one of his favourites. He had sat under this lecture for " God nows how often" By the time the prof felt a little comfortable to leave the loo, he was transfixed seeing his driver, an old unlettered man he brought from the village delivering his lecture with rapt profficency and to top it up, he didn't even look at the note for once. The prof sat down to listen and then the lecture ended. Now. Questions time, most of the questions asked were familiar to the ones he'd heared audiences ask his oga and so he answered them "with the ease of tossing a coin" Unfortunately, a very tactical and strange question was asked and then the bubble would have blown but for wisdom ,and creativity. Hear him " that is the simplest question to have ever been asked me in my many years. of delivering lectures. So simple that even this my driver that I brought from the village. Can answer it" he said pointing to the real prof. All cameras turned to that direction and the prof sensing the clue answered the question with all the swagg he could gather. The crowd thinking he was the driver stood up in thunderous applause. And so the lecture ended. On their way to the car, all the paparazi and pressmen were allover the surposed driver, asking questions and getting wonderful answers not knowing that he was the real prof. My father told me this story just yesterday Please post what you've learnt from this story. Mine is evident in the title. |
Literature / Re: Can You Solve This Riddle? by april4mee(m): 10:49am On Nov 04, 2015 |
the guy was shitting ni jare! when the first hard shit came out gbam! he sighed for relief. you clip! 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Peep Into My Poertry Diary by april4mee(m): 4:35am On Nov 04, 2015 |
wrote this for dad's birthday A shinny light shone on the horizon a lofty height further from the forensic from the loins of wisdom... wisdom from his loins..begetting mega-wisdom (s) daddy,my buddy. my "paddy"...my "caddy" my confidant..my confidence the penchant...the fence my inclination...my adoration my guide...my guard man with seven lives, mum in heaven smiles, “his fertile effervescent mind” his fatherly ever-present bind the simplicity of his complexity the intricacy of his sagacity magnanimity exemplified, hospitality embodified enigmatically dogged, sub-urban rugged. undauntedly courageous.. conscientiously religious indefatigable hustler. easily-understandable teacher the earthen raged you damned the bellows tactically concealing the hidden page you squeezed in to the hollow glad you didn't listen look at what we would be missing we might have taken the long way you always knew we'll get there someday ...Daddy, age with grace! happy birthday. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Peep Into My Poertry Diary by april4mee(m): 4:27am On Nov 04, 2015 |
cutie born bright like the sun diapers gone hurray! Jasper is one! wrote this for my boy jasper @1 |
Literature / Re: Peep Into My Poertry Diary by april4mee(m): 3:52am On Nov 04, 2015 |
PAULINA (my sun gone down) My better-half and my mum are the most important persons in this world to me The later is the dearest as u'd see Born under mighty and proctective rocks A model with many positive characters in stock Oft in sorrow, oft in joy. Never to flee The best thing that ever happend to me My conveyance on a nine months journey A bodily composition of matrimony The lab of my 9months biological process Procuring for me a living license Your back was a proxy for my bed Many storybooks to me you've read And the realities of life instead You were the first person I saw When my body was raw When the pain of bringing me into this world had turned u sour When the sight of me, a coat of blood I wore Can I ever forget that welcoming smile? Dancing on your face while waiting for me at the shore? Ready to wrap me with a coat of fur. You thought me to carry each step until I was stable With your help, I can now always walk and never stumble. Cos you'd saved me the trouble while I was still todling Ensur...... to be continued! |
Literature / Re: Peep Into My Poertry Diary by april4mee(m): 3:44am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Nickel nine liquor... It starts its work when it is night Above all things, its no doubt a sleeker Making en do things far from right The end of which is to die quicker When with it, faint is there might Cars come by and their eyes refuse to see its flicker Though. With it they find utmost delight Wise men will stay away from nickel nine liquor After seven journeys their strength seems to blossom This strength fades away when its noon When its dusk, they wake up in the gutter's blossom And their doom is yet but very soon When its dawn, they look up to the skies And even north,south,east and west Though theirs is not their eyes somehow they find thier nest |
Literature / Re: Peep Into My Poertry Diary by april4mee(m): 3:41am On Nov 04, 2015 |
The steel jacketed messenger of death!. Hell:! Professionally proxied in a tube A shell comfortably seated in a cube Doors never shut yet you need to knock ...With a finger and not necessarily your fist before it let's go The steel jacketed messenger of death. Oh! What a messenger! So humble and obidient. Without a knock, it remains there Never delivering the message to its master But to the aim? "The speed of light couldn't be faster" Still the trusted messenger to still a breath. You let,it jets,to the target it gets and in its nest its sure to melt. It never mistakingly slips while on the shelf But even at sleep, its never mistakingly deaf To instill bucketed fear in every gender on earth. Its a toy to a kid, employed by the skilled,straight to the hit yet indifferent o the killed. With freight in its sound, to hell it is bound and the effect is now! The steel jacketed messenger of death. Is ..... A BULLET! |
Literature / Peep Into My Poertry Diary by april4mee(m): 3:40am On Nov 04, 2015 |
i had written most of these powereful poems while i was 13years i now write songs. in a bid to keep memories alive. i decided to creat this thread. question on analysis, comments, and constructive criticims are welcomed. |
Poems For Review / Re: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by april4mee(m): 3:36am On Nov 04, 2015 |
try your hands on this cleaned by dirt |
Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by april4mee(m): 3:32am On Nov 04, 2015 |
The steel jacketed messenger of death!. Hell:! Professionally proxied in a tube A shell comfortably seated in a cube Doors never shut yet you need to knock ...With a finger and not necessarily your fist before it let's go The steel jacketed messenger of death. Oh! What a messenger! So humble and obidient. Without a knock, it remains there Never delivering the message to its master But to the aim? "The speed of light couldn't be faster" Still the trusted messenger to still a breath. You let,it jets,to the target it gets and in its nest its sure to melt. It never mistakingly slips while on the shelf But even at sleep, its never mistakingly deaf To instill bucketed fear in every gender on earth. Its a toy to a kid, employed by the skilled,straight to the hit yet indifferent o the killed. With freight in its sound, to hell it is bound and the effect is now! The steel jacketed messenger of death. Is ..... A BULLET! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Poems For Review / Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by april4mee(m): 3:29am On Nov 04, 2015 |
The steel jacketed messenger of death!. Hell:! Professionally proxied in a tube A shell comfortably seated in a cube Doors never shut yet you need to knock ...With a finger and not necessarily your fist before it let's go The steel jacketed messenger of death. Oh! What a messenger! So humble and obidient. Without a knock, it remains there Never delivering the message to its master But to the aim? "The speed of light couldn't be faster" Still the trusted messenger to still a breath. You let,it jets,to the target it gets and in its nest its sure to melt. It never mistakingly slips while on the shelf But even at sleep, its never mistakingly deaf To instill bucketed fear in every gender on earth. Its a toy to a kid, employed by the skilled,straight to the hit yet indifferent o the killed. With freight in its sound, to hell it is bound and the effect is now! The steel jacketed messenger of death. Is ..... A BULLET! |
Poems For Review / Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by april4mee(m): 3:27am On Nov 04, 2015 |
The steel jacketed messenger of death!. Hell:! Professionally proxied in a tube A shell comfortably seated in a cube Doors never shut yet you need to knock ...With a finger and not necessarily your fist before it let's go The steel jacketed messenger of death. Oh! What a messenger! So humble and obidient. Without a knock, it remains there Never delivering the message to its master But to the aim? "The speed of light couldn't be faster" Still the trusted messenger to still a breath. You let,it jets,to the target it gets and in its nest its sure to melt. It never mistakingly slips while on the shelf But even at sleep, its never mistakingly deaf To instill bucketed fear in every gender on earth. Its a toy to a kid, employed by the skilled,straight to the hit yet indifferent o the killed. With freight in its sound, to hell it is bound and the effect is now! The steel jacketed messenger of death. Is ..... A BULLET! |
Poems For Review / Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by april4mee(m): 7:15pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
barcaboi: thanks for at least acknowledging me. out of 69 missed callers.lol. 1 Like |
Poems For Review / Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by april4mee(m): 12:09pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
though am new here, let me try my hands on this. got home last night xoxoxoxo tired! like engaging Gr8adebayo in a fight y'all know with what he was wired! slept like a log only to wake up to 96missedcalls! Jezz! did i sleep this long? serves me right, wasn't i the funlord? Damn! am late! ...cant wait breakfast? not me! yam porridge/porridgeyam whatever! tunning on my radio..stereo fm.25 discovered my minutes were less than 5 last night was about the funniest and today? its about to be the ugliest am about to miss a flight haven't i chewed more than i could bite? departure lougn just in time to hear the announcer of flight 007 there seated were my 69 missed callers wearing cutesmiles on thier faces. barcaboi,danbrown.emaculate.joseph.texanimaly.lavenda. jigsawkiller. timpaker. imanuelle. rey ginus. slidewaxies. unclejay. obizeal.wadasco.emyemyberry.stoucal.acesoul.teeowl.firestar.brytawon. divinepen.tintinoty.ferdinandu.babyface and.....the list goes. Hurry up! we have a flight to catch and... rainiscoming! all heads turned in that direction only to be greeted by her beautiful voice- lady f! all said and done, boom! we took off enroute ilaykorn's poetry renga fiesta friends4ever bys! . . . . in case you haven't realised it yet, i just played with the names of almost everybody on this thread. this name "ilovetoto" i couldn't use it. it just wouldn't fit into my story. lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: Pix: Who Is To Be Punished? by april4mee(m): 9:05pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
the supervisor |
Sports / Sportsbetcodes Site Suspended? by april4mee(m): 11:26am On Oct 09, 2015 |
has the sportsbetcodes site really been sudpended? i have been trying to access this site for over a week now and this is what i get
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Nairaland / General / Re: Caption This Photo Of A Man Sleeping While Standing In Lagos by april4mee(m): 3:39pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
nature's revenge. |
Literature / LITERAL Dexterity-see What A Nairalander Used To Win An Award Just Yterday! by april4mee(m): 6:03pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
With literal dexterity, lets play with some of our names. the more you look, the more you see. omo-gori-ola- "often only hollas" but... its my mic not ikenna's...lol aunty tee momohmutana-seems to like plenty tea more than bannnas Gertrude? NO! she aint RUDE! dont. .. slam her Olumide- he's only mild...wasnt dissing her. lol the scribe-his drive, like with five lives. ask him..how many wives? lol ayo deji israel...he! like pharao caged israel osas...yea she passed segun fagbemi....see a gun.. for enemies Nkeoma eze ojukwu...ink on my essay. oh! look you!..lol desmond...diamond cant exchage for salamis Abedego...give a bed to every negro but not simon. Adejoke..please add a joke. Aisha... like chineese geishas...o! Behind ...for him Banjo, who plays the BANJO always firm guess who is coming to leo's dinner... carolina florence... the occurence, please give her my prefference. jenny...doesnt owe rent.. she's not just any kent...lol Adewale...aid well to shine we put nuga...lol abayomi mykel, - apart from me, who cares? Bukola shogbamu booked all on her-she's bam katerina daniel,- dating her?- come in here! hunk jozey darlington, - but why suck joze's darlin's tin?...lwkmd. sharon samuel, i shall run- but not from a carmel...lol missdazzling rhoda chuks, .... hooked! i miss. jazz, it aint louder here is the trick. a little break down of the twist pronounce the latter with the sound of the former in mind and you'll be surprised. omo-gori-ola- often-only-hollas" itimo-mike-ikenna its my-mic-not-ikenna's aunty-tee-momoh-mutana- plenty-tea-more-than-bannnas Gertrude?- Elam-ar aint RUDE! -dont. .. slam her Olumide- A-desin-a only mild...wasnt-dissing-her the scribe-his drive, like five lives.ask him..how many wives? ayo- deji- israel.. pharao-caged-israel osas...yea she passed segun- fagbemi.... see a gun.. for enemies Nkeoma- eze- ojukwu... ink on my -essay. -oh! look you! desmond. ..salami diamond cant exchage for salamis A-bed- nego... simon a bed to every negro-but not simon. Ad-e-joke.. add a joke. Aisha... ottun- raheem geishas-o! Behind-for him Banjo, -olufemi BANJO-always firm guess who is coming to leo's dinner... carolina florence... the occurence, please give her my preferrence! jenny...doesnt owe rent.. cos she is kent Adewale... ade- nuga aid well- to shine well-adding-nuga (nuga here is a brand of shoe polish) lol. a-ba- yo- mi ...my-kel, - a-part-from-me, who cares? Buk- ol- a - sho- gbamu booked all on her-she's bam katerin-a dan -iel,- dating her?- come in here! hunk- jozey- darling-ton, - suck- joze's-darlin's-tin? sha-ron sa-muel i shall run- but not from a -car-mel chuks- missd- azz- ling - rhoda. hooked! i missed- jazz, -it aint - louder NB: hope you had some fun. now show some love! |
Sports / Re: Unfailing Method : Make Your Bookmakers Cry by april4mee(m): 6:19pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
sirjaden: are you still in biz? just sent you a message on whatsapp. |
Autos / Re: *** Buy Clean Cars Less Than 800k From USA & Canada *Without Clearing *view Pix* by april4mee(m): 10:03am On Aug 09, 2015 |
i sort of like that white care but its not common here. what about its second hand value and are parts readily available here? |
Autos / Re: *** We Help Get Cheap SALVAGE Cars, Fix & Ship Them From USA** Come & Get Yours* by april4mee(m): 9:28am On Aug 09, 2015 |
bmw 3.20i 2004 model or toyota siena 2005model |
Education / Re: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by april4mee(m): 1:30pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
you are asked to answer with IT. not solve the maths. the examiner already puts his/her answer as ?. just answer " IT." |
Education / Re: Please Help With Project Topic by april4mee(m): 10:00am On Jul 13, 2015 |
AdexAbbey:07060548422 |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Offers To Swap Detainees For Kidnapped Girls by april4mee(m): 8:27pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
what is wrong with our military intelligence here? even an american movie enthusiast knows that those 20guys could be rewired into life walking bombs detonable anytime and anywhere with tracking microchips embedded. we will not spend our money where and when needful. tell me what technology Nigeria can not purchase? mtchew! anyway.... was forced to comment on this tread today. |
Education / Re: Witcchcraft In Ghana School Ccurriculum! by april4mee(m): 6:32am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Kizmarty: are you a Ghanian? sincerely. i saw this on a table outside one celestial church in Accra Ghana. i asked and was told twas the resent exam. i had to take the pix our of curiosity. |
Education / Re: Witcchcraft In Ghana School Ccurriculum! by april4mee(m): 6:29am On Jun 25, 2015 |
iamord: I took the pix myself. it was a secondary school exam question o. |
Education / Re: Please Help With Project Topic by april4mee(m): 5:11am On Apr 08, 2015 |
interest rate deregulation and bank performances. 1999 till date. that was my final year research topic and i could help if u dont mind |
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