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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:42am On Mar 16, 2020
People who make love to sex dolls are 4uck1ng dummies

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by viktorluiz(m): 8:57am On Mar 16, 2020
My girlfriend couldn't accept my love for Japanese food,  Sushi left me.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 6:14pm On Mar 27, 2020
Close ur eyes and imagine yourself pressing six girl's breasts... Feels good dozen tit?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by viktorluiz(m): 7:28pm On Mar 27, 2020
August without the "Gust" is pure gold

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 10:38pm On Mar 28, 2020
Girls these days are getting pregnant by accident, dunno what Road safety is doing!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 10:40pm On Mar 28, 2020
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him. Where my punstars at?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by viktorluiz(m): 12:13am On Mar 29, 2020
Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by viktorluiz(m): 12:15am On Mar 29, 2020
Why is there an "L" in NOEL if it says NOEL

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by viktorluiz(m): 12:16am On Mar 29, 2020
If multiple girls named Paige all hang out together, is it called a chapter?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:43am On Mar 29, 2020
Let bygones be bygone....
We don't really need to buy guns

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:47am On Mar 29, 2020
What is the need of a middle man
When there is no more a riddle man?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:49am On Mar 29, 2020
When I think of the black eye,
the type carried by "black I"
It Makes me cry and...
I can't but wonder why?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:51am On Mar 29, 2020
daddy,my buddy.
my "paddy"...my "caddy"
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Bville02(m): 9:53am On Mar 29, 2020
She said "Come outside"

I replied "My Pull out game is weak"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 9:57am On Mar 29, 2020
,even if we are only five alive, we'll still have some juice in us''

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:11am On Mar 29, 2020
m the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my French clothes....ma$e
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:14am On Mar 29, 2020
Am dressed with what I was blessed with
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:16am On Mar 29, 2020
Girls fighting over Gemini and Pisces,
every corner it's war and crisis... Patoranking

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:17am On Mar 29, 2020
Take a look round the city now,
no love oh what ah pity now
21 look 50 now,
hatred make things shitty now
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by april4mee(m): 10:26am On Mar 29, 2020
My watch is having sex like my time has come – vector
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:30pm On Mar 31, 2020
You can't enter March 31 without entering March thirty first

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:31pm On Mar 31, 2020
To be Frank...


I will have to change my name

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ephort: 12:04pm On Apr 02, 2020
He smacked her puccy with his rod. The poor kitten died.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ephort: 12:43pm On Apr 11, 2020
it was reported today that one of the strikers broke his ankle. That was a breaking news.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 2:22pm On Apr 11, 2020
SOS
I've run out of supplies and provision, all I have left is FOOD for thought.
No jokes, I'm on LUCKdown
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 9:03am On Apr 28, 2020
Burnavick:
To be Frank...


I will have to change my name
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 9:07am On Apr 28, 2020
How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 9:09am On Apr 28, 2020
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 9:10am On Apr 28, 2020
I bought a boat because it was for sail.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 11:08am On Apr 28, 2020
I didn't accept the government palliatives because I don't [i][/i]pally with thieves
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 5:38pm On Apr 28, 2020
Blackeard:
Couldn't find the kitchen utensils I could use to cut my carrot and coconut so I prayed to God. He is my Grate provider.
Lovely. Absolutely lovely.

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