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Jokes Etc / Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by aquaprin90: 12:57pm On Nov 25, 2013
Good one... grin grin grin grin
Thanks for sharing..
Jokes Etc / Re: Politically Incorrect by aquaprin90: 10:57am On Oct 24, 2013
Magic Bishop: One day, a Russian man walks into a bookstore.
He sees this one book, completely black with a skull on it, and it catches his attention.
He picks it up, and takes it to the register.
"How much for book?" he asks.
"Eighty rubles. It is good book, but do not read last page- it is cursed!"
The man pays for it, and walks home.
He opens it up, and reads it. It is a book about capitalism.
Like a good soviet, he does not read the cursed last page.
Months pass, however, and his curiosity grows.
He opens to the last page and reads it.
The book was worth 20 rubles.
Lolz...poor man... The cursed page really proved to be curse for him... tongue grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Palace... by aquaprin90: 11:40am On Sep 10, 2013
The first one is too good.... grin grin grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: True Life Story by aquaprin90: 9:23am On Sep 09, 2013
lolz.....a good and wise answer in return.. grin
Food / Re: Strictly For Cake Lovers! ;d by aquaprin90: 11:33am On Sep 07, 2013
Even I am also a big cake fan...And the type of cake which I like the most is chocolate truffle cake and cheese cake... cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: 2 Million Dollars Wristwatch Pictures by aquaprin90: 11:33am On Sep 05, 2013
Awww....that's not fair... I can't see the picture.. sad sad lolz... grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Friends And Family by aquaprin90: 1:00pm On Sep 04, 2013
too good...keep them sharing.... grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Buy Human Heads Very Affordable by aquaprin90: 1:02pm On Sep 03, 2013
lolz...i popped in see how it looks like.... tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Bestie Of September , Chill by aquaprin90: 11:58am On Sep 02, 2013
Ohhhh what a smart move made by the lady.... grin grin
Too good.
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by aquaprin90: 12:25pm On Aug 29, 2013
Titled...
Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form To Marry My Daughter by aquaprin90: 12:30pm On Aug 27, 2013
Oh my God...its too much...it would be better to stay bachelor than to marry his daughter...lolz... grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Fact! by aquaprin90: 1:06pm On Aug 26, 2013
that's actually true.... grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: A Black Guy And A White Guy by aquaprin90: 11:48am On Aug 24, 2013
nice....black guy is actually smart... wink grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Continue With The Chain. by aquaprin90: 12:54pm On Aug 23, 2013
Same...
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Off - "I Love You" Catastrophy by aquaprin90: 12:45pm On Aug 22, 2013
grin grin grin grin
Too good..
Jokes Etc / Re: My Roommate! by aquaprin90: 1:15pm On Aug 21, 2013
cunning mom, in fact very smart and intelligent mom... grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonders Of Science by aquaprin90: 12:06pm On Aug 19, 2013
lolz....very funny... grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: How 2 Check Ur Weight With Ur Blackberry & Nokia Phone. by aquaprin90: 12:42pm On Aug 16, 2013
ohhh...it actually works... grin
I tried but it didn't showed until I jumped over it for 3 times... wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Cheating Wife by aquaprin90: 12:46pm On Aug 08, 2013
oppppssss.......no comments....
lolz... grin grin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by aquaprin90: 1:01pm On Aug 02, 2013
estate....
Jokes Etc / Re: A Son In_law by aquaprin90: 12:52pm On Jul 29, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin
Lolz..poor man he doesn't have any other option.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Bragging Boys by aquaprin90: 12:46pm On Jul 26, 2013
a good pj.... grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupidity by aquaprin90: 12:27pm On Jul 25, 2013
grin grin grin grin...Poor silly guys...
Now I think I also have to keep a ruler with me while sleeping...lolz.
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Teacher Ever. by aquaprin90: 12:53pm On Jul 24, 2013
lolz....poor students they really gonna learn a lot...lolz
Jokes Etc / Re: Want To Be Healthier Always Check On Here by aquaprin90: 12:55pm On Jul 23, 2013
Laeasy: A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."  

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.  

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."  

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."  

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.  

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."  

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.  

The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual".  

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said "Meow".

lolz...too good... Very smart dog. I want one such dog...smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by aquaprin90: 6:39am On Jul 22, 2013
The last one is too good... Poor interviewer. grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Lol by aquaprin90: 6:12am On Jul 20, 2013
Good nice one... grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Lover Boy by aquaprin90: 7:34am On Jul 19, 2013
Very funny... ROFL.....

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Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by aquaprin90: 9:16am On Jul 17, 2013
Estate...
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: 5 Steps To Make A Beaded Jewelry by aquaprin90: 8:40am On Jul 16, 2013
Hey, thanks for sharing the steps to make the beaded jewellery.. It sounds really simple but don't know how simple its gonna be when making the jewelry... tongue grin
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by aquaprin90: 7:46am On Jul 12, 2013
Gap between a bridge makes it difficult to cross the bridge... grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I am In Love With A boy on FB by aquaprin90: 9:30am On Jul 10, 2013
Lolz...what a smart reply by the father...too good... wink grin

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