₦airaland Forum

Never discuss money or material things with a girl you are looking to date. Keep it Plain.No fronting. Until then...as soon as guys understand that girls are like buses...you may miss one...catch one...on the hour promptly. Only then will they stop falling victims of the pranksters. Please don't quote me.

According to my brother, If you want to know if a girl loves you, All you have to do is make her suffer. Stop spending, Stop giving her minks and linen.Then you will see if she will be with you till the ending. Don't get Pranked. Please don't quote me.Thanks.

I blame the guys....most guys can't talk to a lady without mentioning or showing they have money. As a rule of thumb. Never talk money...leave it as plain as possible. In that way there will be no room for fronting. Please don't quote me.

@nma. Why? . Pranksters always have victims. So who do you expect to be the victim....women?. . Next thing you hear ...someone will say its poverty. That is not poverty....more of moral decadence. Please don't quote me.

@nma. I don't do worst. I do good. Just like someone told me the other day to break bottle. Like am a thug. . Which part of the ...Please don't quote me ..you no understand. Is it the "please" or the "don't quote me". Guess you are stubborn in your ways.
Please don't quote me. Thanks.

@Adabeke. False. Nigerian men are the victims. The gullible ones though. Please don't quote me.

Confirmed......Not surprised. The typical lifestyle of an average Nigerian woman. Pranksters. Please don't quote me.

You must be a lucky guy. She is truthful and open. You had better keep her. Unlike most other Nigerian women who are pranksters. They tell you 2 or 3...when in reality they have lost count. Best thing is never ask Nigerian women how many guys they have had because the figure they give in most cases is deceptive. In case you insist on knowing, here is a formula: All you need to do is assume an average of 2 guys per year...then subtract 16 (Average age of menarche) from her present age then Multiply it by assumed average which is 2. So lets say...the lady is 28 years old.

28-16=12 yrs

12 yrs x 2=24 guys. Won't be far from this value.

Note it is not applicable to women who dart about like sodium in water. You will need advanced mathematics to calculate that and you will expect a higher value.

Please don't quote me. Thanks.

Is there any difference between prostitutes, men and women who have had or still having multiple sexual partners? As far as am concerned all are high risk individuals. So no finger pointing. Please don't quote me.

Mistaking Sexual Abstinence for Celibacy. Milk Already Spilt..... So why cry now? Please don't quote me.

Rules for chatting Nigerian women with flawless public facade masking their private despair. Please don't quote me.

All those typing ugly could you please upload your pics let us see how you all look. Please don't quote me unless I have quoted you.

Not Uncommon with Nigerian women. Always seeking revenge or acrimony in diabolical ways. Please don't quote me.

The post lacks credibility. Most of the points are baseless and am sure Nigerian women reading it will be laughing their bums off. You are giving pseudo tributes to attitudinizing behaviour common to Nigerian women. Guess you have never been Pranked before? Confusing shyness for introversion and introversion for attitudinizing. Please don't quote me.

Failure of social intelligence. Typical of Nigerian Women. Always displaying high level of gullibility or should I say credulity.

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I keep saying it. Most Nigerian women are full of Pranks. Always trying to Prank me.... But I don't get Cranky. Frankly, this man will now start to Shank them. Pls don't quote me.

@3cycle. Thanks. I owe you a recharge card.

@3cycle. I don't look decent. Am decent. You don't need to quote me to make your point. Except you are looking for what I can't offer you. Pls don't quote me.

@3cycle. I don't break bottle. Am not a thug. It only shows you don't follow instructions. Are you wayward?. Cos that is how to identify one. Pls don't quote me.

Have lost interest in Nigerian girls since 2009. All they try to do is Prank me and that doesn't even make me Cranky and Frankly I don't even like their Company. Pls don't quote me.

Great. At least far better than all the sexualised cakes I have seen here on nairaland eaten by Nigerians. ...sorry. Nairalanders. Please don't quote me.

Am sure the next question will be....Is it proper to look at a na....ked person during fasting?. If you want to fast...fast. if you want to sex...sex. If you want to mix fast with sex...mix it afterall both deprive your body of something....Nutrient. Pls don't quote

Translate:
Na fence wey fall...Na im make goat fit climb am.
If e easy...yansh for don come front.
Dey no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall

Homework: Translate.
A brea...st at hand is worth two in the bra.

Please don't quote me.

@Op. In as much as you place all options on table....divorce is the last resort. Your wife is not as bad as you described her. She sure has some good sides. She needs anger management likewise your self. Talk one on one....identify the root of the problem. Avoid third party involvement from.both sides....show each other respect....Be the man try to improve your finances. Learn to ignore....some women stuff. Yansh pad or no Yansh pad. Enjoy your marriage if you both cherish it.

@Op. How old is your baby? Was it a planned pregnancy? Are you working? Was your marriage sponsored by her family?. If you don't feel comfortable and secured in your home...You need to take a break for your safety amd mental well being. You shouldn't have forcefully removed the yansh pad. You both seem to be aggressive. Probably if she is footing bills...then they must have seen you as a burden based on what she has told her family. Some ladies will help and it won't be an issue...while some will help and announce to whole family...third party involvement. What I see here is two aggressive couple cohabiting. Am sure if we hear her own story...there will be finger pointing both ways. Ensure your safety first....have one on one discussion with her with no third party involvement...I know she is not insane....you both should talk things out and show each other some respect and avoid third party involvement both ways. If its not working...then its not worth it.

@Folabayo. I mentioned in my last post. Don't quote me. And you did quote me. ....Hmmm.

folabayo1:
This is y I said it earlier dat average nigerian men no get taste...wit super eagles jersey, Lmao..

His action is morally wrong....not a question of taste. No consent with a woman with mental issues, more of rape and mental derangement.

Just like you said....average Nigerian men have no taste. Likewise, you could be spotted with your man and your fellow ladies will be like, that man has no taste. Get it? Don't quote me.

Haha....A$$ cleaning thread. Next topic will be, those in the know, during action is it advisable to use V OR A$$ Hole. Different folks have their preferences and reason to back them up.
Your thought please.
Front Page Please!!!

Fake Story.....BOLLOCKS.

I guess as much....was wondering why the sudden hatred towards men....once bitten twice shy.

Even people cheating on their partners are here commenting....haha. If you could cheat...they could also cheat. It's only a f..ool who thinks women don't cheat.