₦airaland Forum

Hadar4328:
Glad to put a 'huge smile' on your face. The recharge Voucher caught me attention and I am salivating already... I use both the Green and Yellow network... just in case something fit drop like Seriki Album. Good night rest, Aragon

Tell me the network and give me ur number now if you can, lemme send it at once

Hadar4328:
I will buy Akara, buy Ogi, buy loiloi, Buy unprocessed beans, buy Akamu residue, buy bread (and pay for the nylon), buy wood and oyel for the akara... Then I will now ''Give myself away" as deposit!

Classic! Love this so much puts a huge Smile on my Face! ..... Whats your phone network lemme give you 1000naira Credit. How do I get your number self?..... I dont laugh tire for your reseponse... lol

GlorifiedTunde:
Thieves!

They steal money and take it to Church thinking God will protect them.

Like Oyedepo will say, "you're only reporting yourself to God and insulting Him".


Was expecting this already. How many of you talking can trace the source of the monies you've received in your entire lives?

A Church with over 5 million members who have hundreds of thousand giving millions will take special note of one military official who dropped a few millions?

The jokes' on your beef guys.

Spend your Time Defending JESUS CHRIST and not any Church! It is not a Meeting or Football Club to be defended and Nobody is Castigating your Church or saying it Stole money!... This is just NEWS, and if it is proven that such Money was indeed given to the Church, it should be Returned with a Stern Warning that Nobody should Bring Stolen Money to Church even if it's 10naira. Any money given to Church must be your hard earned money..

aloziedaya:
The Igbo's are the only tribe in Nigeria that believe in 'one Nigeria' and that is where their problem lies. If you are dealing with a Hausa man, he first thinks of his religion and ethnicity, a Yoruba man thinks of his ethnicity first but an Igbo man thinks of one Nigeria. If you come to the east you hardly see any structure built by a Hausa man or Yoruba but, travel all over Nigeria the Igbo's are developing them bearing in mind the 'one Nigeria' syndrome.
The Igbo man's quest for wealth has robbed him of his sense of belonging. That is why they develop other cities while theirs lay bare. Lagos today is developed by the igbos. Imagine what would happen if the igbo businesses in Lagos are in the east. Every major market in Lagos is dominated by them; ALABA INTERNATIONAL, TRADEFAIR, COMPUTER VILLAGE, LADIPO AUTO MARKET, BERGER AUTO MARKET, IDUMOTA etc. These are the backbone of Lagos state. They'll tell you that the seaport is in Lagos but, the largest motorcycle spare parts market in Africa is in Nnewi and, it is striving without any seaport in the east.
Have you imagined what would have happened if these markets are dominated by the hausas? Or the Yorubas dominating these markets in another state? Of course they would have transfered them to their areas.
Igbo's need to rethink and realize their mistakes. Develop your own. If you make billions in lagos and the billions are still reinvested in Lagos, you've not made anything. Aku ruo ulo amara onye nwe ya. Igboland will develop when we make wealth outside and send it home. The houses you build in Lagos because of the appreciation rate of Lagos can be built equally in the east to boost the appreciation rate there. Lagos is appreciating because you've developed it, do same down home.
Politically, Igbo's are marginalized because they are seen as divided people who cannot come together with one voice.

Hmmmmm something to think about. Very deep indeed!
Another thing to think about is this, if truly our Igbo brothers have to broke away from Nigeria, what happens to all their Billions of Dollars Investments scarttered across Nigeria?..... Cos till now it's mostly the ordinary people, especially the Youths that wants out! I have not seen the Billionaires coming out to champion this movement why? Without these Heavyweights how is this ever going to be possible? Cos no matter how emotional anyone gets, without Money and Powerful people behind it, this thing will just remain Noise and knowing the mind of humans, nobody wanna loose his hard earned money over anything as they are very comfortable with the Status quo. Na Wah!

Greetings, I am trying to Open a PAYONEER ACCOUNT

I have filled in names, etc including passport number.... and to round up, I have to Fill in my Bank Account Details. Does this mean they are going to couple it together with my Bank Account? Because I don't want to add my Bank Account to this, I don't want it coupled together with Payoneer... Please can anybody give me answers as to what to do? Thanks and Godbless

Awwww!!! This is so nice! Godbless you my brother

Papikush:
Nigeria cannot be better with idiots like freeze running around.

A church brought up a youth empowerment program to help the youths get handy but here he is criticizing like there has been anything he had done for his society.

[b]If you don't have the money then ignore such programs and keep wallowing in ignorance and stupidity. Only idiots will support this fool. [/b]

Not good Enough! The Vital Point everyone of you is missing is CHRIST! As in JESUS CHRIST! The Minute you mention the word CHURCH/ CHRISTIAN you are talking about JESUS CHRIST.... His message, his product, his Being, his Passion, his LOVE, his Death... So anything done with his Name That falls short of this or doesnt jive with his Message becomes FRAUD! So instead of using Church or Christianity as an avenue to be doing any of these things, they should look for another name or vehicle. I mean they can have an NGO or something that is independent of Church, that has nothing to do with Church and it will be fine. People keep turning Blind eyes because they are in Love with their Church, GO, Pastor, Prohpets etc...forgetting that at the Middle or that the very reason for these in the first place is JESUS CHRIST! So you must always ask, what would JESUS do in such situation? Or what did he do in such situation? "The House of GOD is a House of PRAYERS" and nothing else! CHRIST said it, but that it has been turned into a Den of THIEVES ..... Salvation is PERSONAL so people should stop defending Churches, Pastors, GO...etc Especaially when what they are doing goes agaisnt the Teachings of CHRIST... Love GOD instead of your Pastors, Churches and GO's and you will be fine
Godbless

I wish people will just leave this girl alone and move on with their lives! I mean we all have our own issues, why concentrate so much on somebody else especially when she didnt ask for your help and seems to be doing okay? Like she said t she has a child to take care of so people should just let her be abeg!

steric58:
no you haven't

Did you see my post up there?

fxbot:
Hello,

Something happened last night that will change your life for good and I decided to blog about it.

I was on Facebook yesterday when a friend buzzed my Facebook box. He wanted to know if it was possible to sell his website that is making him $5 per day. I asked if he has proof of traffic and analytics because those are very important when you want to sell a website and he told me yes.

https://www.careercounsel.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/site.png

$5/day is $150 per month. It might look little to a lot of person but here is the truth: A website making as much as $150 per month can be sold for nothing less than $2000. This is because by industry standard, a site is sold for 10 times -15 times the amount of its monthly earnings.

Logically, since this friend of mine is making $150 per month, its current market value would be $150 x 15 = $2250.

Now, going by the current exchange rate of naira to dollar, $2250 X 480 naira is a little above 1 Million naira.

https://www.careercounsel.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/site2.png

A closer look at the screenshot here shows that he contacted me because he knows I have the experience to lead him right and that is what I want to show you today.

But guess what I told him. I told him not to sell just yet. I told him to work on the site to raise the current earnings to $500/ month. Sure, $2000 is good amount of money right now in Nigeria but what if you have a chance to double it to $10,000? Pretty cool, isn’t it? So based on that, I told him to wait till the earnings has increased to $300-500 per month.

The most surprising thing is that my friend started this website around December 2016. He makes this money from Google Adsense and Adsense site is highly sought after by buyers.

So what do you need to start selling website in 2017?

Just 4 things.

A domain name… This cost $10-12 but you can get one for FREE. if you contact me.
A web hosting account. If you want to sell website for profit you should have money to pay for at least 1 year hosting account.
Profitable niche
Content/Article
You can make money selling your talent or passion through this…

When I look around Nairaland for instance, I see people talk so passionately about football, romance, food, music, celebrity gossips and entertainment without a penny added to their bank account. If you find yourself in this category, your story is about change starting today.

So how can you make money from this listed hobbies or passion spots?

The guy who contacted me is the music niche but is target is international… surprise? You and I know that niche is super HOT, with people looking for where to download the latest song. If you doubt me, ask Makinde Azeez of Naijaloaded.

I also know a lady who loves music so much and she listens to dozens of songs everyday. I once asked her how many songs she has on her phone and she amazingly said over 1000 songs. I asked her where does she get the songs and she mentioned Naijaloaded and some other sites. The internet is infested with chronic music lovers like this one and they are the people who make your site money when they visit it.

This is truly nice and you are doing a great thing here thanks! I went to your site and also checked out the Links you posted where they are selling sites and saw some cheap ones $100+ Truth is I would truly love to buy a site like this particular one but the huge problem is I got banned by Google Adsense long ago ( I was one of the early ones to get an adsense account long ago) but the person who showed and told me about it (actually didnt know much about it either) and so he suggested we started clicking ads and in less than 2weeks we we got banned and cant get to back. I have tried to put blogging off my mind since adsense is the best and I cant be bothered by other slow paying ones.. But once in a while I find myself helping others with their own blog and this has been going off and on. Now I have finally decided to stop it untill I finally can figure out out to do my own thing.. Reading this your post stirred something up again and that is why am writing.. If you are on Whatsapp I plan to call you on the number on your site and hear your suggestions. You can also reply here, though I would still love to speak to you. Once again thank you so much

timota:
what of yaradua how long did it then to bury him 6 months

same time period...(Between 1-2days) It is not possible to bury any Muslim a Week later! It is jut not POSSIBLE! Yeap the Cabal hid YARADUA'S status from Nigerians and people relied on RUMORS of whether he was alive or dead etc... Remember OYEDEPO was even brought to Aso Rock to pray for him? But he too did not reveal most of what transpired between them... So manythings back then were just wild rumours, but once he was really dead, its burial straight! Not even his power hungry wife Turia? could keep him a minute longer than allowed in Islam, not something any Muslim can joke or toy with regardless of who you are! Even Abacha was buried within the stipulated time, and they are buried wrapped in Mat or white clothe not Coffin.

Jeffboi:
Hmmmm,

Is that not saint fashola, the double minister, old man with agility to steal

Did you read the whole thing? Cos it was Fashola that suggested they call the Finance ministry to Defend this. Well am happy about this development

GiftedJosh:
Everybody is now paying PMB visit in london, yet nobody has snapped a picture or recorded a video of the man.. Why deceive Nigerians!!
There is an hidden agenda and something is happening over there ..

Maybe it's funeral they are doing over there cos i see no reason why he won't record a video if he was alive.

He is a Muslim! Muslims bury their dead the same or next day. They don't keep body's for days or weeks. The President is not dead, he will be back . Nigeria have a functioning President (acting) called OSIBANJO and he is doing a fine job. Thanks

allrightsir:
Maybe Majek was high on Heroin and didn't know he signed agreement or he has smoked away the proceeds!!!

You know a junkie will sign anything for a fix!!

This has nothing to do with MAJEK please! It's his new Management that has been brewing shis so far! MAJEK is rather laid back and just want to make MUSIC, yes he had his isues fighting his own demons but he is still a LEGEND no doubt! His "Prisoner Of Conscience" album is pure Genius at work and I dont see any of the Musicians we have now that can even come close to that feat. It was the toast of Africa as a whole. The man deserve our Respect despite his personal Isues

ROSYL:
People stand and sit all the time in trains in London! What's s the fuss all about?

I was going to say the same thing as it happens everyday here but then I looked at the Distance... Abuja-Kaduna

ifeomafigure8:
This could be anywhere besides what is special with being in UK that you calling Lalasticlala?

He has a gig in London today I guess! His ads is everywhere. Like you said, nothing special about London.. Just saying he has work to do there

Bujumbura:
All these nonsense to divert our attention from buhari health status. I refuse to join in these wailings

What has BUHARI got to do with this? Nigeria has a President called OSIBANJO (Acting) That position was not created for fun, rather it was created for times like this and the man is doing his Job. People should complain if the post was vacuum but it is not

AncientTimes:
No, I didn't, the thing returned with an error message back to me.

Have sent it again. Thanks

Libragem:
If you live abroad, far away from your spouse and she now confesses to you she watches porn(even at midnight), what does that indicate?
Is it not absurd and an abomination for a married lady to be looking at other guys dick and watching how he is using it on other ladies all in the name of porn?
When she becomes aroused as a result of such videos, is there no possibility she now have to satisfy herself using all/any form of sexual gadgets?
Infact is there no possibility she now has one or more standby boyfriends outside for sexual pleasures ?
Can such a lady still be trusted?
I am so curious because this is the state I am now. I am so so angry and disappointed right now, and my love for her just went flat as a result of that. I am in a state of dilemma, I need advice.

Just Curious.. Since you live so far away from her, what do you expert her to do when she is aroused? And what do you do when you are aroused? .... I also live abroad like forever and I see people with spouses back home living life with other people. Having girlfriends and boyfriends. The minute you live your spouse behind for whatever reason, then you must be prepared to accept the collateral damage.. Most Relationships doesn't survive this long distance thing at the end and the ones that survive should be Praised. You should be happy that you have a spouse that is open and trust you enough to share this with you. I mean if she has a boyfriend on the side, how will you know? If you truly care about her, then you should work hard to see that you are living together.

b0rn2fuck:
sometimes you will see some topic at front page, you will nearly cry, walahi.

Yes very sad indeed! Yet this is not just the biggest forum in Naija, but probably Africa

jeffizy:
[color=#004400] How does a woman goofing around turn to a topic? [/color]

Blame the Moderators that put such post on Front page! Tonto Dikehs toothpaste, Eyebrows, fingernail is no more trending, so for now anything goes. Yet there are lots of important news here that doesn't make it to front page

AncientTimes:
Send an email to my profile and I will get back to you.

Have done that thanks

I glanced through the news hoping the name won't be that of my Igbo brothers cos I hate for anyone to be stigmatized..

AncientTimes:
MORNING TIPS.

The Kindle store market is a great one. There are certain things that you need to know.

1) Ever green niche or category.
While sometimes, you write books on a category because you believe that the Category or niche has money flowing in it, however if you can identify ever green niches then you have hit the jackpot. An ever green niche is a niche that will continue to make sales for many years. If you write in that kind of niche, you are likely to see sales continue to roll in little by little daily. Question? How do I identify an ever green niche. First, the niches are normally not competitive. But small niches. But with time, they will become mega niches. The type of books that will be good are usually informations books that are about beginners. Let says comminucation Guide for Beginners. Or in a new formed category by Amazon, you created a book Amazon, you created a beginners book in that category. You make the book rich in information and content. I can tell you that in many years to come, the book will continue sell like fire.

2) Secondly, when your book begins to sale and customers begin to complain about defective quality, the greatest thing you need to do is rush back to the book and edit it. Make necessary changes.
3) keywords and contents.
While keywords will help you to sell your books, but make sure that the content that you are providing is quality one. Keywords is good and ranking your book on the first page of Amazon is wonderful. But when you combine this with poor quality, then you will not get sales even though your books are ranking on the first page of Amazon.


Just a tips for somebody. God bless you.

Thanks for the updates!
Please are you on whatsapp? if yes, can I get your number and Email? Godbless

How much is your life worth? #1-10k? because whatever amount of Fuel they might scoop cannot be more than that amount yet the RISK factor is unthinkable! This has nothing to do with poverty, it is simply GREED, because every one of them survived till the very minute they saw that Tanker. A hot Sun, Cigarette, Metal Scratch will light up everything and Explode. They will be burnt beyond recognition. We have seen this happen so many time, yet people still RISK this. Again I am asking, how much is your life worth?

Khaliyah:
Its against the law here in Nigeria to wear camouflage, this law was made due to security reasons CUs it poses as a treat n also as a result of ongoing insurgents across the nation where must attacks are carried by people out under the disguise of camouflage. Civilians actually orchestrate lots of crimes with camouflage CUs of the respect n authority associated to it. Its actually annoying seeing what u suffered your ass for being abused by civilian. The best we can do is to avoid wearing camouflage if not for anything but for the security challenges facing the nation.
Note: Am not in support of the way they brutalized that guy.

I didnt realise a Law has been made against wearing Camouflage. Thanks for the updates

By now everybody might have seen the outrageous Video clip of the two Soldiers beating a disabled-Man. Thank God for the public outcry and the swift reaction from the Nigerian military, condemning the disgraceful act.. But what got to me were the people commenting and saying "Why Did the Disabled-Man wear camouflage?" Implying that he brought the beating upon himself. Well let me make this clear, the guy is putting on a piece of Clothes that Military across the world use as camouflage in Jungle Terrains. It is not illegal and he has every right to put it on! For those that doesn’t know, back in the days when I was growing up in Nigeria, there was a time when that Camouflage Material was in Vogue. We will go to the Market, buy the Material and have Tailors Sew our different designs and go to Parties and Clubs looking Fly! Girls also Sew Top and Skirt with same camouflage material. It was just fashion and no big deal. Of cause like all Fashion, it too soon Faded away and people stopped putting it on. And also the Military started Frowning on it, not because it is Illegal or because Civilians don't have the right to wear or put in on NO! but rather because of CRIME! They fear Criminals might wear it and Pose as Soldiers to commit crimes! And I guess they started intimidating anyone that puts it on because of this particular reason. But I don’t think there is any Nigerian or Military Law that says it is Illegal to wear Camouflage because in truth it is not a Military Uniform! What can make it an Official Uniform is the Barge, Number, Logo, etc.. As long as your Clothes doesn’t carry all these, it remains a normal piece of Clothes. But the Crazy part of this particular Incident is the Cripple! The Man is on a Wheel Chair and so nobody can Mistake him for a criminal posing as a Solider to commit Crime which makes you wonder, what could be their Reason for treating him that way? If the man can get a good Lawyer like Festus Kenyamo, they can sue the Nigerian Military for Millions of Naira and easily win the Case. The Nigerian Military must Train and give their personnel proper Orientations. Military are only needed in time of War, otherwise they should have no dealings whatsoever with Civilians who’s Taxes pays their Salaries. They must stop seeing Civilians as their enemies. Over here where I reside I hardly see Military people, and even when you come across them once in a blue moon, they are very polite.

NOTE: This is not saying Nigerians should be putting on Camouflage and having a go at the Military, rather I am just pointing out the facts as it stands that it is not illegal to wear Camouflage and the urgent need for our Military to go for proper Orientation cos when that happens people can put on anything and the Army wouldn’t blink.

neche2007:
what if there is resistance. What if the army and forces are divided? You never know people's mind. This country is on the verge of Being split into 6 just mark my word.

Nigeria Split? Hahahahaha.... Nigeria can never split amicable as that is almost impossible anywhere in the world and the only way for the Nation to Split is through WAR! And the Nation is not ready to go through another Civil WAR, cos such a war would be Carnage! By the way who will be fighting who? Who and who will unite to fight who? The Igbos were able to do it alone under the Leadership of A Soldier called OJUKWU from a very Rich background as his money was used in the War. And as a Soldier he had other soldiers under his command etc... But today who will unite with who to fight who? Igbo and Yoruba unite to fight Hausa? Or Hausa and Igbo unite to fight Yoruba? Do you also realise that the Igbos has Huge Wealth and Investments across Nigeria? And you actually believe they will give all that up for?... Have you also noticed that it is usually the common everyday man that is suffering or feeling the Heat of recession that is talking more about Breaking up? [b]All the Elites and Billonaires are Friends that actually don't give a hoo[/b]t, and without Money WARS cannot be fought or you will be defeated the next day as you wont last 2days without Money to finance your War. Finally the Nigerian Military of today is more professional today than ever (OBASANJO made sure of that, as he Retired so many hot heads back then) I mean our so called Democracy is almost 20yrs now.. Who would have believed this was even possible?.. cos it's usually 5yrs and the Millitary will stage a Coup and overthrow the government, but today they Respect Democracy as they know Millitary Rule is no more fashionable... I mean is our Military not presently in Gambia to uphold democracy?

Nnemuka:
Again appearance of a black dust resembling a “black soot” on the surface of furnitures, cars, is becoming a thing to worry about here in Portharcourt.

From the Picture, you will think its about to rain but having a close look, you will realize that the sun is covered by the thick smoke coming from God knows where.
The substance covers cars, home furnitures, even when you try to wipe your nose you will notice this dark substance.

Pls oo you guys should help beg authorities to find lasting solutions to this black soot as people around are becoming scared.
Rivers state government pls do something...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNa5I6q9ng

This is very scary especially with this Innocent baby. Please you all have to do more than this. Putting it on Nairaland alone won't solve the problem. Who is your Governor? People in PH have to organize a Peaceful protest as a matter of urgency. Everybody has to be part of this Protest. Put the city to a standstill for a Complete day or two and if possible 3days. The Governor, Government, International community will take note by Force and immediate action will be taken. The time of Complaints and Cry without Strong Action has passed in Nigeria because the government doesn't really care whether you live or die. So it is up to you the people to Force them to do their job. Please this is very Serious as a year is already too long. I feel so sorry for that innocent baby. Nnemuka, as this is affecting the entire city I see no reason why people waited for this long. I repeat the government doesn't care and you have to Force them to care by putting the entire city on lock down. No work for one day and the entire city go on a Peaceful protest and you will see results tomorrow. That is how this works. Godbless that innocent baby

Wow! wow! wow! wow!

I finally finished reading the whole 19 Pages and I feel I already know some of you guys personally...lol.. I write Movie Scripts and Plan to turn a few into Books to publish.. So reading your comments, advice, tutorials etc.. seems like am watching a Movie as the Characters all come to life AncientTimes for one crack me up a couple of times as you first see his deep Passion to succeed at all cost, then the dissapointments and then the wanting to hit Jackpot like Yesterday already... and then Finally Pay day! Money actually started coming in. I was so happy when I saw that and now the ambition to be a big Player... It is so nice reading! It is so encouraging! The Love and everything shared here so far makes me wonder if this is the same Nairaland where Kids run about Insulting people non stop.. Before I continue I must first give a huge props to the man hinself Bros12345. You have a kind heart indeed, this is where the New Nigeria should be heading towards.. Brothers encouraging each others and wishing everyone succeed. Joseid, AgreatMan, Gentlesilver, Slimjoe007, GoldPencil, our dear Aida13, and everyother person making this post great I say a huge thank you. Now that I have read everything, I will be posting more and of cause I have my own questions..lol.. Lots of questions too... Bros12345, I will hit you up via Whatsapp .. Its 4am lemme go catch a little sleep now

Godbless

Wow! wow! wow!

I finally finished reading the whole 19 Pages and I feel I already know some of you guys personally...lol.. I write Movie Scripts and Plan to turn a few into Books to publish.. So reading your comments, advice, tutorials etc.. seems like am watching a Movie as the Characters all come to life AncientTimes for one crack me up a couple of times as you first see his deep Passion to succeed at all cost, then the dissapointments and then the wanting to hit Jackpot like Yesterday already... and then Finally Pay day! Money actually started coming in. I was so happy when I saw that and now the ambition to be a big Player... It is so nice reading! It is so encouraging! The Love and everything shared here so far makes me wonder if this is the same Nairaland where Kids run about Insulting people non stop.. Before I continue I must first give a huge props to the man hinself Bros12345. You have a kind heart indeed, this is where the New Nigeria should be heading towards.. Brothers encouraging each others and wishing everyone succeed. Joseid, AgreatMan, Gentlesilver, Slimjoe007, GoldPencil, our dear Aida13, and everyother person making this post great I say a huge thank you. Now that I have read everything, I will be posting more and of cause I have my own questions..lol.. Lots of questions too... Bros12345, I will hit you up via Whatsapp .. Its 4am lemme go catch a little sleep now

BlackSeptember:
They wAnt Osibanjo to resign

Why do you people keep saying this? Do you know what POWER is? You cant even make a Senior Prefect in school give up his position and you are talking about the current most Powerful man in Nigeria. The Complete Nigerian armed Forces are under his Control now whether anybody likes it or not. Anybody he Sacks today, remains Sacked. So Nobody can think of even suggesting that to him! Telling a Vice President that to Resign? Where on earth do you even "TELL" anyone to resign and he obeys you?