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Jokes Etc › Re: Obj Versus Atiku by Arcani: 12:46pm On Oct 24, 2008

Shey you laugh at this kain this kunle huh

Jokes Etc › Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Arcani: 12:42pm On Oct 24, 2008

I like ya poem tyty tongue

Jokes Etc › Mexican Smuggler! by Arcani(op): 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2008

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?""Sand," answered Juan.The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?""Sand," says Juan.The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico."Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about, I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles

Jokes Etc › Tiff With Riley! by Arcani(op): 11:57am On Oct 24, 2008

''''My God! What happened to you?'''' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

''''I got in a tiff with Riley.''''

''''Riley? He''s just a wee fellow,'''' the barkeep said, surprised. ''''He must have had something in his hand.''''

''''That he did,'''' Kelly said. ''''A shovel it was.''''

''''Dear Lord. Didn''t you have anything in your hand?''''

''''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley''s left boob.'''' Kelly said. ''''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''''

Jokes Etc › Re: Tough Love by Arcani(op): 11:43am On Oct 24, 2008

Azo:
you try

Thanks for the Information maga!!!!

Jokes Etc › Tough Love by Arcani(op): 8:56pm On Oct 23, 2008

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Be U Self, Sam Milla by Arcani: 1:32pm On Oct 17, 2008

Jokes Etc › Re: Man And Woman Waking Up In The Morning. . . by Arcani: 1:30pm On Oct 17, 2008

Yenz am be ambino grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Cinderella. The Above 18 Version by Arcani: 1:23pm On Oct 17, 2008

Ok, just because you said it o

Jokes Etc › Re: Stupid Golfer by Arcani: 1:04pm On Oct 17, 2008

No, but rather dreday tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Be U Self, Sam Milla by Arcani: 1:03pm On Oct 17, 2008

Sharap jo and post a joke. angry

Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Get If You Mixed Fishing With Whiskey? by Arcani: 12:56pm On Oct 17, 2008

Yeah, yeah

Jokes Etc › Re: Which Kain People Dey This Nairaland Sef! by Arcani(op): 12:50pm On Oct 17, 2008

Abeg say I yse grammar take type somethings ni?
Oboy no vex for me o

Jokes Etc › Which Kain People Dey This Nairaland Sef! by Arcani(op): 12:48pm On Oct 17, 2008

Nawa o, Out of boredom I decided to have a chat with a nairalander.
Check this out!!!!! Not really funny but annoying

You currently appear offline to ejedon.

BUZZ!!!
ejedon: hi
rita ani: how do u do?
ejedon: kool
ejedon: nd u?
rita ani: very well
rita ani: I have seen you on nld before o
stephen ejedon: great
stephen ejedon: wat ur name?
rita ani: Arcani
stephen ejedon: where huh

rita ani: I mean I have not seen your username on nairaland before
stephen ejedon: hmmmm
rita ani: Arcani on nairaland o
stephen ejedon: ok
stephen ejedon: okay
rita ani: so where have you been cos I am sure you are not new
stephen ejedon: ive got an id there
rita ani: I know
stephen ejedon: been using naijapals
rita ani: ok
stephen ejedon: u know huh

rita ani: so where are you now(location)
stephen ejedon: wats my id name
rita ani: ejedon na?
rita ani: abi?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
rita ani: where are you?
stephen ejedon: ok
rita ani: where?
stephen ejedon: true
rita ani: where are U/
stephen ejedon: warri
stephen ejedon: u?
rita ani: lagos
stephen ejedon: warri ohhh
rita ani: I see o
rita ani: so for long have you been on nairaland
stephen ejedon: i dey warri
stephen ejedon: yes
rita ani: nawa for you
rita ani: which kain type you dey type so
rita ani: I don hear say you dey warri
stephen ejedon: wetin i do
rita ani: So how is warri na?
stephen ejedon: ok
stephen ejedon: wetin b ur id for nairaland
rita ani: Arcani
stephen ejedon: warri dey
stephen ejedon: u be wafi huh

rita ani: wetin be wafi?
stephen ejedon: warri
stephen ejedon: are u from warri huh

rita ani: nope
BUZZ!!!
rita ani: i av to go now
rita ani: byeeeeeeeeeeeee
stephen ejedon: why
stephen ejedon: ok ohhh
stephen ejedon:
rita ani: I have sum stuffs to do

Jokes Etc › Re: Cinderella. The Above 18 Version by Arcani: 12:28pm On Oct 17, 2008

I din no weda to venx or angri

Jokes Etc › Re: Cinderella. The Above 18 Version by Arcani: 12:27pm On Oct 17, 2008

Yenz is it a prane fant

Jokes Etc › Re: Man And Woman Waking Up In The Morning. . . by Arcani: 12:24pm On Oct 17, 2008

I green o

Jokes Etc › Re: This Is Not A Joke, But It Is Something That Could Encourage You To Like Jokes by Arcani: 12:21pm On Oct 17, 2008

But the comment is still there na huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Three Nuns! by Arcani(op): 11:44am On Oct 17, 2008

Moyola:
impozzibility!!!

u kant be both!!

Well you have to bliv it ooo

dani1luv:
9ce 1., 81.5%
i ave heard it before weli weli

Ok, thanks for the information grin

Jokes Etc › Re: 8 Amazing Holes! by Arcani: 7:24pm On Oct 16, 2008

Hmmmm. Drendayn huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Three Nuns! by Arcani(op): 7:20pm On Oct 16, 2008

I told ya I am both tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Three Nuns! by Arcani(op): 7:19pm On Oct 16, 2008

Anyone you wanna bliv lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › Re: Three Nuns! by Arcani(op): 7:06pm On Oct 16, 2008

Na you talk am O huh

How are you sha

Jokes Etc › Re: 8 Amazing Holes! by Arcani: 6:45pm On Oct 16, 2008

I dey fear o , Hee huh

Jokes Etc › Three Nuns! by Arcani(op): 6:42pm On Oct 16, 2008

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"

The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.

The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."

The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!