₦airaland Forum

QueenAnais:
Happy Independance day to all nigerians on this forum,

Can you share how it's celebrated where you are?

Well, it really doesn't seem like its independence here cos there is no difference between this day and other day, I suppose only our dear President feels the day.
And as for Infobaba, don't mind his attitude, as his wife his punishment for cheating on me is no food for him, he is actually hungry today

gabrywyl:
Yeah. Why? Is it bad?

I can't help it if I work and study all the time ohhh. . . Did not exactly have a childhood life as I was working from young.

Not bad but very uncommon especially here in Nigeria

Hmmmm, whats apunin yeh, I saw the number too, can I beep too

infobaba:
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/11.gif x 1000001

Oh Info darling, I have forgiven you. Don't worry, I wont consider any body else but you
My teeth has become whiter

gabrywyl:
Why you start something refreshing than? Let us all hear it.

Abi o

Trills:
Why all this boring column
Please go read a book and come up with something better
Cheers
Thanks for wasting ten (10) seconds of my life

Besides nobody wasted any seconds of your life, no be you dey read post

gabrywyl:
NAHHHH. . . I have no man for 22 years and actually I still can go on without one. Its been proven.

Are you really serious

gabrywyl:
Arcani, come back here and give Info a second chance. He is a good man nne.

Because you said so I will but his payment go be 1000000kisses is 1 second, if not able to pay, then I would start considering some other person maybe Dani cos I no say him dey trip for me Right?

Wo, I pass by o

Gabrywyl thats my oko you are referring to ehn,

Cheat on him too

Oops I feel like dying
Only the kiss of the prince can save me because I don turn to Cinderella

ehhhhhhhhhh

I don't know if this has been posted before, I received it as an email and decided to share with my new family Nairalanders. Forgive me if its not new o.

EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1, 2008

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your
money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need
to be and therefore you do not need a raise.



Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof
of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing
you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every
effort should be made to have non-employees attend the
funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where
employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be
scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to
allow you to work through your lunch hour and
subsequently leave one hour early.




Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will
sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall
door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your
second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders'
category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sectioned under the company's mental health policy.


Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need
to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's
all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here
to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,
all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.


The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!

Wetin happen se? why you dey copy me ni?

That why never said anything cos I am not the one

I was referring to your reply to my oko's

ohhh

Welcome back Gabrywyl

agaba123:
like this?

What I say,hmmmm, no, its not really funny, more of a fate or luck story not funny.--- You asked for opinion o.

Mr Richo, na wa, you really made Gabrywyl talk today.
Gabrywyl, I really love your response jare.

I love that Gabrywyl.
And as a NIgerian, I am proud to say I LOVE YOU FOR APPRECIATING MY COUNTRY

I love this

sylve11:
WHO CARES IF THE JOKE IS OLD? ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT'S FUNNY AND CAN U PLEASE TELL US A NEW ONE?

Easy man, just any opinion na

I dey feel you jare.
more please

hey hey, why una dey jealous us, abi Dani1luv are you interested in me

I hope you wont do that to me o Info mii?

Is alie, you can do nada

infobaba:
You remember how romade and her 1st husband (manickal )? those our yoruba neighbors always quarry over beans good old days

Yes o, and manickal use to even wear romade pant to work and to see girlfriend coming back home lipstick stain sef, come and see Romade in action

Yes and way you use to buy falantine thing and give me
and everybody will be jealousing me in our compand

yes o, especially that Romade sef

No put mouth for my family matter o, Abeg, you follow cos katakata