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reedbam:
The following is what a woman posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty


A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.
J.P. Morgan CEO
Source
[url]www.worthytoshare.net/url]

FUNNY BUT TRUE

BTW,
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There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

Kazrem:
While I was coming from class today, I saw some guys collecting money from people to use the "walk over bridge". Is this right or wrong. Business or extortion?

Pathetic!

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There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

lanrexlan:
I want to be like 'Jesus' is a common slogan of many Christians today but in reality are they striving to adhere to his rules and teachings?

'Jesus' gave some 'interesting' rules in the bible but since all these years of mine spent with christians I haven't found anyone who could bold enough to take up these teachings of Christ.

What Should We Call This? First Law Of Motion?
'Jesus' was reported to have said by two gospel writers Luke and Matthew that Matthew 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.. I haven't found a christian that would be bold enough to receive a hot slap and turn the other cheek to me. I attended a Christian primary school coupled with another six years in a catholic secondary school but all my CRS teachers NEVER taught us this rule of Christ. We were never been taught that if anyone bullies us or slap us, we should just turn the other cheek to him and come home gently. So how many Nairaland Christian follows this? Or how many have taught his/her kids such?


Did Jesus actually follow his own rule?

Yorubas would say "Esin waju ni teyin wo sare" which means 'A leader should lead by a example'.

When 'Jesus' was encountered with a similar situation, he didn't follow his rule but he was lamenting when his own rule was practicalised on him .The bible says in John 18:22 And when he had thus spoken, one of the officers which stood by struck Jesus with the palm of his hand, saying, Answerest thou the high priest so? John 18:23 Jesus answered him, If I have spoken evil, bear witness of the evil: but if well, why smitest thou me? Exactly what would expect a normal human being to say .If anyone slaps you and as an upright thinking human being, you will surely ask for your offence and not just turn the other cheek to him while looking as Dumbo.

N B Muslims don't try this with your Christian friends, you may lose a tooth.

TRUE

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

sim37:
Introvert get behind me

Introvert was not competing, or she would have whipped
U.

Demmzy15:
You're making it sound as if we as Muslims should marry 9year old and immediately start having sex with her. He didn't marry for lust but it was a divine intervention, he had much older wives before her with his first wife 15years older. There are things as a Prophet that he did that weren't ordinary and it's not advisable for us to do them.

This event happened 1400years ago when no cared about the age as far the wife is matured enough she's ready for marriage. To my greatest surprise I discovered that Mary married Joseph at 12years and Joseph himself was 90years.

Very good write-up. Except for one thing, there is NOTHING the little girl could not have done for him outside marriage, except for one thing: SEX. Prophet Muhammad (PUBH) could have used her in every way in the world except one: SEX. Only marriage would make that possible.
And Allah sanctioned that marriage, which means He santioned such sex. And there is no place He says He santioned it only for the Prophet or only for that era.
(BTW, what do u make of the saying that most men are pdophiles).

Christians don't follow Joseph. Whatever he did is irrelevant to Christianity. He was a sinner like David and Moses and us all. Christians don't follow any of them.

Muslims, on the other hand, are mandated to follow Muhammed's example.

DoctorChuks:
I am saying that Muhammed was a Pedophile with capital P.
See how hard you find it to admit he was sleeping with her AT NINE, while he was in his 50's!!!

Bros, please no vex, but try not to use such language on this thread. A pedophile is an adult attracted to children.
There is no evidence that Muhammad was attracted to children. Unless there is such thing as a one-time pedophile.

BTW, there is a saying that most men are pedophiles. How true do u folks think that is?

zanga420:
I've a concern about this, in laws like this what happens to a minor who's 15 n claims to be 17 so s/he can shag someone s/he admires? Or should people ask for birth certificate b4 they make out? To me if a girl/boy lies to person so they can make out (as the above anderson case pointed out), the penalty on the adult should be lesser. I've seen similar cases like this both on males n females. Not 2talk of those their body develops more than their age.

I totally agree with you. But what do u think the punishment should be? 6 months? 20 years?

AmakaMilano:
Lol @thread

Look, this is the most true, most authentic thread on NL.
I've already shared parts of the story on my various comments b4 I decided to create an entire thread based on it.

Obinovictor:
If you can't stand it, forget her very fast. Digging into the matter will lead to further heart breaks. Invite her over and talk about it. Man up! Make us proud.

I already have my boys out digging - your advice is too late. My heart will not be broken.

Gurgle:
so you're trying to see if she will confess later on?

I think you should just give her the stuff back

it doesn't really matter at the end of the day, i'm sure she would rather have you than all that stuff

What an insight u have. Exactly - she'd rather have me than half the stuff in Lagos. U R right. But I didn't become wealthy by being a fool.

misspicy:
Your choice bro.
If you feel she doesnt deserve it coz she lied pls dnt,if after you unvestigations u r not satisfied do wat will make you happy.
But I still feel the friend is a bad person.

No, her schoolmate is not a bad person. U don't understand. He was only trying to express happiness that she was able to hit the jackpot (me) despite everything she went through.

5minsmadness:
I've personally had two girls tell me they were virgins. Found out they were lies

One said she lost her virginity via rape. A few months later she told of how she willingly gave her virginity to a sec school bf

One told me she didn't like sex. Later found out she was into sadomasochism

Forgiven nd forgotten



Guy chill out.


If I may ask, what is it that you bought that was so expensive that you don't want her to have back? Why would you want it back anyway, no be dash u dash am? Na so you go go her house go dey collect all the gifts you gave her if per chance something else made u guys break up?


I dunno but sounds unnecessary to me.

Well I'm out if the country once a month or so (I was born in UK, but I'm mostly in the states cos I like it bette
r). Right now I'm in 9ja but I bet the Mods think I'm in the states because of the phone I'm using - it just happens I'm always using my US sim card.
Anyway I always come back with expensive things not found in Nig: shoes, handbags, jewelry, phones.

5minsmadness:
And why do you think she said she was a virgin out of the blue, without prompting, without u asking her?
What was with the whole "I have even refused marriage from MANY suitors because they wanted to have sex with me" ish? Or U ask am for the info?


She was tryna impress you bro, tryn to let you know she ain't 'easy'.

U folks keep saying she likes me, she's trying to impress me. I don't blame u, cos u know nothing about me. Of course she likes/loves me! Not only am I ripe for marriage, I happen to have everything our society has decreed a woman would want in a husband, plus am decent person too. Without bragging, it's like hitting the jackpot. That's just the truth.

UnknownT:
I was scrolling the news slowly to see the names of the guys to know whether to comment or not Naija4Life

U R funny!

GogobiriLalas:
Most Nigerians won't mind being extradited to the United states at this point..I say congrats

LOL!!

LieDetector:
This goes to show that Nigeria's problem has got nothing to do with tribe or ethnicity. Every tribe has its good as well as bad. For us to progress as a nation, we must first come together as one and condemn the evils that are being perpetrated by our brothers in oversea with "no string attached"

True talk

chukstem:
Christians Social Networking Community.
Follow Christians World Wide.
www.Wapgospel.com

Is this some sort of a forum, like NL?

IamLEGEND1:
i'm glad you used

She "COULD" be.

Personally, even with the possibility of her not being a virgin and lieing to me.....

i'll just let it slide.

Bcoz i know say i no holy pass.

and neither are you.

but if you choose to confront her, datz ur choice.

If she lied about anything else, I won't mind. I can't imagine myself lying about being a virgin. Never!

misspicy:
The school friend is a liar.

I've decided I won't ask her about it untill my investigation is over. I have a feeling it may not be necessary. If she's been bleeping other men then it is a mute point.

BTW she's already tried to get some of her stuff I bought her and I've deflected her. Should I give them to her?

Gurgle:
Ok

Maybe im missing something here but Im not sure why other people think its unreasonable that you are annoyed that she lied. That is a genuine grievance, HOWEVER:

If you really care for her you need to extend some grace and give her a chance to tell you the truth

because since we can conclude she did that, it would be very difficult to break it to a guy who she may marry in future

She may just be biding her time to see where your relationship is going

because she cant really explain her history to too many people. she needs to make sure first

what if she told you in the early stages, then you broke up? how many people will she confess this to??

That's the whole point of my investigation. I don't want to tip her off in any way.

5minsmadness:
Lol!
Guy, someone here asked if you were a 'Learner'.
I concur with that person.

It's a normal thing girls tell guys at the beginning of a relationship. "I am a virgin", "I don't like sex", "I was raped when I was little" etc. All these is just for you to see her as a decent girl or for you not to be disappointed if you later become lovers and u find out her hymen is not intact.

Guy your babe don chop forbidden fruit tey tey.

The good news is though that for her to tell you these things shows she's into you .

Well, I would forgive her. Virginity although desirable is overrated. You can marry virgin devil you know.

Remember I was minding my own business. She was the one who said she was a virgin, out of the blue. That men have promised her mariage and everything in the world, but sex first, and she refused.

No, I don't think it is normal for girls to say they r virgins
This is the first time a girl is saying that to me.

maryam6:
For my dad, i luv d way he brought us up, d way he takes care of us nd d way he is always supportive of us.

While for my mum, i jst luv her beauty, shape nd character.

Emm emm, i think u should also add urs.

Yours is about same as mine.

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

MrFairplay4ume:
GOOD GOVERNANCE IS...
Without Power minister:
- Electricity supply has greatly improved
Without Petroleum minister:
- refineries are almost fully revamped, to
commence production within a month.
Without Finance minister:
- External reserves increased by $3b in a month.
- Bailout to states to clear 8 months salary
arrears.
- Closure of all secret govt accounts.
- Maintenance of a single Federation Account for
all FG revenues.
Without External Affairs minister:
- Secured multilateral cooperation of all
neighbouring countries for a MJTF against Boko
Haram.
- G7 cooperation and support in fight against
insurgents.
Without Commerce & Trade minister:
- Concluded package to revamp local industries.
All in barely a month!
l'm delighted about the prospect, when PMB would
have touched all sectors of our national life

Seyi Omoloye

TRUE.

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

balash:
I thought Only Nigerian Legislators Fight Until I came Up with This Pictures, So I guess The requirement in being in the House Is a Blackbelt In The Karate Or else You will be Brutalized Lol

Useless people.

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

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Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

TRUE!

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want

Forgive me.
There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true.
Here is the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want