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Fine u to even consider the offer questions ur love for the lady

Uhmmm..... Goodluck with ur search

Still available...

Interesting

Honestly this just sounds like comedy to me

SirWere:
Three reasons.

1) Is your IQ the one used to standardize the IQ scale. I mean, set it to zero proper . If yes well...... Check two

2) Does your face look you fell from heaven and landed on your face . If yes, you still have hope..... Just check no 2.

3) Is your chest so flat it makes tile makers jealous If yes to all above, dear sis, GO AND DIE!!!

U no try o

Carmal90:
pls how does refinery questions looks like pls

And hr told us none of us, out of thousands of candidates that wrote it passed.
I guess that should give you idea of what it look like

God pls don't let it be like the refinery questions biko

U tried...

Honestly you tried

May5:
Thank u God so much for adding another yr to my years. I am here in d land of the living, it is not by my own making, but by your Grace, ur protection and ur love. U chose this special Month of May , and this 5th day to bring me to this world. This i know is not a coincidence , but for a reason, of wish i will surely fulfil in Jesus Name. Amen!!!

Hallelujah...
Happy birthday buddy

8... Covers Face

Do you feel bad n guilty after masturbation? That is yr conscience telling you it's bad
And ur conscience is the voice of God

PromiseUche:
Mine is 11am o! Or hv they changed the time?

Guy calm down Tis in batches

Lol Eleyi gidi gan o

You are a talent brother

This is good

My brother stealing is stealing. God will not change His standard

I have a 6 months old mini laptop for sale. Absolutely No fault, I just need to get something of a larger spec.
Acer touch screen
500Gig hard disk and 2 gig ram
Contact me on 07039274809
Price N32,000
Slightly Negotiable
Pictures below, my phone camera is bad. Pls manage the pic

Oh That is really sad What a glorified secondary sch

Shollay20:
Bros! Nah night things, street germs!

1. Ask your close friend tell him the truth that, i dont know how to toast Girl, this one work 85% sure, he will start by showing you the pics, and when you through with that one he will now give you the girl's no and her "clue! too. What i meant by clue was her real name, age, location and her family, what she like best, what is hate best and so on.

2. Ask your female friend that you really needs her help that you like one of is close friends, and told her is not a joking matter, you will now begin by saying please i like (NAME) I like her dress, makeup, even her hair style, your friend may said, ok what about me, you ll said, Don't worry you fine now, i will buy MTN Recharge card if she/(NAME) did my own, Tell that you friend that what you need is finished work, what i meant by finish work was when she will come and visit you, and your friend will tell the next preparation. This one is 100% sure. Even oldman is doing it. Because your friend will explain everything about you to her. You own is just to enter the car and start the enging. Good luck.

3. DO IT YOUSELF" THIS ONE 50% BECAUSE YOU DON'T NO EACHOTHER BUT IT WORKS Better.

I have been using this logics since i grown & it use to work for me!

ANY GIRL YOU SEE

Guy: say! hello babe is like i knew you some where else....

Babe repling: am sorry i dont think i know you.

Guy: Ok now! we have known each other you will start by introducing about yourself, my name are so so, am working in so so...dont forget to mention few...you ll now say ok, may i no little about you, u will say don't shy now aftrall we are friend already..please now tell your name now.

babe repling: she may said no or yes, depending on what she said if it's no, don't worry you will put more effort by saying is like you are fighting with me, and as i see i feel so good even you are pretty and my mind told that you are good babe to be with, okay may i have you number please, if she said no, dont worry still put more effort, i no say say she will give you, if she gave u, you will ask her which name may i gonner save it with? I know she ll releave her real name. But if she said no again chai! Dont worry said hmmm you dont releave ur name and no..OKAY I WANNA NO YOU MORE THAN THIS? I mean i want to see again... Typing is not easy bros try it, it work don't be shy...

Ur head is there

Lol, Although I ll prefer a slim girl, anyone God gives me is good

I totally support this
God knows what the parents of the Chibok Girls ll be facing right now. All they did was isolate this one's n some ppl are saying not good.
I beg face reality

Florblu:
YINMU

Smiles...

Hi bro
I am an introvert like you. Whenever you see a girl u like, walk up to her and say something. And always remember, the WORST she ll EVER, I repeat EVER say is NO. With that mindset, summon courage....
I know what we introverts face, so I perfectly understand.
U just gotta grow some balls

CONGRATULATIONS

Smh...

And yet they keep recruiting

Lol When someone eats and belle full n decides to be spilling thrash. May heavens have mercy on you

utenwuson:
I ll not say sorry!

ok

Ask her man, the worst from her ll be No