₦airaland Forum

My joke for today. I died laffing myself. Enjoy it.
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel.
Obviously, it has been translated directly; word for word, from Mandarin to English.
Enjoy it!
Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

U risk explosion if they are shot on sight

Wow This is so true

The things of the spirit is foolishness to a man of the flesh

MUVA:
I'm still yet to understand how that gibberish guarantees my prayer will be answered.

Don't call it gibberish

AirSultan:
Shiit, I actually find these kids cute AF!

U spoke my mind bro, they are just kids.
Some of us did more than this while young

Dr. OLukoya

Chai

Be deceiving yourself

Florblu:
Hmmm...True #ProudIntrovert

Yimu

I can relate to this

Lol

U don't know the value of what you have, until you loose it

Let somebody shout hallelujah

Midastorch:
I'm sorry if this will get you offended...This is a stupid question....urban and regional planning for food?

LOL

Good job boys God bless Nigeria Army Sai Buhari

Well, u could go online, make friends, this will enable you to judge if her character fits you n then express your feelings

promise101:
My friend, God is not strict but graceful and wicked.

Just believe in the righteousness of God, Jesus, and you shall be saved

Oh yes I very much believe
Thanks

Interesting

cold:
A mentally deranged god will always breed mentally deranged followers..sigh

Haba

If God is this strict, no one will make it to heaven

A simple beating will do, for God's sake this is babaric

Phoenix11:
i taught those invited for refinery were nt allowed to apply again for GETS?

Didn't hear anything of such nature

Where is my partner?

Bigmex:
Boss wer u also invited for the GETS test?

Yep
Were you?

Phoenix11:
did u sit for refinery exam?

Yep

Let's hope it won't be as bloody as the refinery questions