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Some comments here just got me laughing

I mailed you, u didn't reply What if I have all the requirements except superfast network? We are in Nigeria mind u, and swift network doesn't cover the whole country yet

Insane indeed

Congrats

in yoruba, I have a pc

Boeing777pilot:
OP you did very well by confirming only one.

I'm very sure that the op wouldn't have set the question if it wasn't relevant.

And in case you didn't notice, if he confirms them and they mess up, it's on him.

If you made a 2.1 or first class, then prove it.

Come on, what are you saying? Those guys might be under pressure cos he gave them 90secs, don't forget and he could have asked another question. Op didn't try I beg.

petiteee:
abi oooo eleda awon omo yen a ja feel sad for them

Imagine such height of wickedness.
Kai, I feel for those poor kids

Ishilove:
I swear. The op is wicked. That is how his hope will be dashed at the last minute. It isn't a curse, it's simply the physics of karma

Amen to that

Marxxx:
I received a call from the Hr unit that they are sending 5 Trainees to me for confirmation. I was surprised because they didn't give me a prior notice. When I Queried the lady from the Hr unit she said the Senior Partner (HOD) contacted them that he will travelling to the UK that I can go ahead with the confirmation.

I was a bit nervous because I find it difficult relating with people, what do I ask them? Moreover I have too much on my hands already. I told Hr to give me an hour so that I can coordinate myself ....The truth is if you confirm a trainee and He/she under performs, it tells badly on your record. Here I am always striving to maintain a spotless record now this challenge doesn't look good.

Exactly an hour later Hr unit called again that they are on their way, I told her to take them to the conference room.....30mins later I joined them Lo and Behold I saw 5 well dressed gentlemen and ladies 3 guys and 2 ladies. I stared at them and they were looking back at me (which kind witch be this I said to myself) They thought I was testing them truth is I don't even know what to say or ask....."tell me your names I started".....after all the blah blah.....i went through their cv's it was good. 3 had first class. it was B.A trainee, I looked at their aptitude test performances read their essays great; yet I didn't know what further qstns to ask. So I wrote down a simple arithmetic on the board and I gave them 90s to solve. Only one got it right within the time frame (A lady!!!!; she bagged First class from Reading University UK). I thanked them for their interest in joining us. I sent my remarks to Hr and they were shocked. Hr Manager had to call me explaining that they have spent so such on the recruitment exercise and approving just one means they have to continue the exercise. I simply told him Mr ***a** you can confirm the rest.

This was the simple problem I wrote on the board.

€/€ - €/6 = €/12......what is the value of €?

So I am asking you, how good are you with basic reasoning?

@op,I read your very first post on nairaland about the dilemma with ur woman , I can see you didn't search for job for long, so u don't know how it is out here.
U don't know the level of unemployment n the depression and hardship faced by jobless graduates.
Yes u conveniently dashed the hope of those poor guys.
Did you even consider it might be tension that made them fail? U gave them 90secs.
Did it not occur to use another question to judge.
I am sorry to say,u re very wicked.
Eleda awon omo yen a ja
Lest u forget, u ll some day have kids n dr destiny ll also be at another person's mercy.
Do you have conscience at all?

Op, u didn't try. Do you know how terrible it is to feel unemployed? Do you know the depression n trauma of being jobless, yet u just dashed the hope of those young grads.
Hmmm, whatever you sew.....

On another note, if you watched d video, the soldier kept slapping the guy n asking, m I beautiful?
I am confused.
Was the guy supposed to say No

sukkot:
next time he will stop sexually harassing women lmao. nonsense

Sorry o, but are you OK?

Watching that video just made me sick, May God punish those useless group of animals that did that.
What a country!

Us this true?

Pastor Adeboye said it

Iranu

JESUS BOY

Those are just wierd

Not true for every men sha

I hope this gets to Nigeria soon

Honestly this got me laughing
I think the question is Has Goke gotten a job?

Once again thank you Jesus for my Job offer. Although I don't have it yet, I believe in your awesome powr that can do it

ksstroud:
Ahahah you are funny boss... I will revert on that privately...

Copy that....

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Hey man, this is former pomzy from the refinery thread. Had some issue so deactivated my account. Have you gotten invite for medicals too?

5331A8FA

WASTAGE

Not in Nigeria

No wonder Fayose tried his best to deliver Ekiti for Jonathan. God catch u

I beg shut up I can't wait to see how u ll end

Fascinating Kudos

Busted. Maybe now his mouth ll press brake