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When Konji calls, who dey even read wetin dem write sef.

Africans, that's why we are where we are.

The truth is that most of the Christian majority were not interested in the visit of President Buhari in Jalingo today.

How's this news for this hot afternoon.

Sincerely, mine is embarrassing as I can't go weeks without bathing.

Only problem I saw here is that she hate cooking.

Lie of the year

bidemz:
Fojr una mind now una don be celebrities...

Of course they are, plty them small na.

ItzChinnex:
So I stopped replying her messages on WhatsApp because she was too over demanding.

I once met this Girl in the room of my guy when she came to charge her only God knows what, then I fell partially in love with her. I collected her number and I started courting her on WhatsApp which she consented.

In the space of 1weeks, she demanded for airtime which I innocently sent her an amount of N1500. I believed we where flowing not until she asked again in a space of 5days, not that I hadn't the cash to send but I was just trying to use my common sense by telling her I will send but not immediately.

It was during this time I had a rethought about this and stop replying her messages on WhatsApp. We didn't communicate for about 2 months not until yesterday, she called me and said that she was angry with me for not contacting her for a long time. She said I should come to her hostel to see her.

I decided going to the hostel because I had in mind that after I see her, I will go to my guy's lodge around that area.

Before i reached her hostel, i branched to a bank around my area but the crowd was enormous, I had to see her like that because I can't wait.
When I reached her hostel, i entered, she was on bum-short. She was like, where is my Valentine gift, I told her when I would be going home, we will branch to the bank, that I had no cash right there with me.
Her mood suddenly became gloomy but she didn't wanted making it oblivious.
She asked if I would eat, I said no, she started using indirect means to make sure i lavish on her. Our conversion was like

She: My phone is really bad
Me: oh, really?
She: yea.. It's a techno phone
Me: oh, nice phone.
She: but I can't use it because it's bad, I need a new phone
Me: No response*
She: you can get it for me as a Val gift.
Me: lol.. Yeah sure.
She: please let go to the bank now, Diamond bank is very close
Me: The line is to much, I can't stand under the sun
She: You will wait here, I will go for you
Me: C'mon I can't give you my Atm
She: OK, you have Mobile App right? Please transfer some money for me so I will buy the phone
Me: I don't have a Mobile App
She: OK.. What about your sim? I can transfer with your sim, hope you registered your acct with this sim?
Me: no, I didn't

I waiting for like 5min, and all she was talking was Money Money Money. I felt some uncomfortable And I told her to be ready That on Saturday, I will send her the money and even take her out. I Collected her account details and boom, off I go.
I think, today would be the very last day I would chat or even communicate her again.

This kind girls full town. @ op, common sense don dey scarse for market but meanwhile I support your decision to make it the last time you're seeing her.

Maychang:
This is for Singles.

As much as we try to twist God's words to suit our selfish desires, the truth remains the truth. A sin is a sin.

How do you guys/ladies have Sex and still find it very easy to go to church? No guilt, no remorse.

I have seen Men and women who cohabitate or spend weekends together (please dont come here with nothing happened) and attend church service together.

My friend, nobody is beyond redemption.

Well said.

Under age registration made North west top that list.

In Tupac's word "Pvssy Nigga ".

HeyCorleone:
Those who are against Churches or GOs criticized for being Uber rich are obviously getting something from it. You can't come and spoil their source of living.

The Church shouldn't amass so much wealth that its members would be in penury and it wouldn't take note.. That is why the Catholic Church has survived these years. The Church is mega rich, still it is the no 1 nongovernmental charity organization. The Catholic Church has no private jet neither do their clergies engage in ostentatious activities.

As a church you should learn to distribute your wealth so that everyone around is happy.

You are so on point and help me tell @ of that any church that open any business venture has already compromised it's Purpose, least buying private jets.

sexybbstar:
pre valentine's picture.. Unexpected shot that turns out to be good.

You fine small.

@ op. U could just simply say, suggested songs for Valentine's day cos all of the songs you mentioned here won't make my playlist.

Carl Thomas - My Valentine

None cos all those mega City were the white man's project. Thank God for the white community in South Africa.

I hope say no be she dey drink that Heineken.

The story is not adding up. A ten years old in SS1.

Trex4:
In Matthew 23:23 Tithing Is d' Only Thing Jesus Commended The Pharisees For Doing Right!!!

New Living Translation
"What sorrow awaits you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees. Hypocrites! For you are careful to tithe even the tiniest income from your herb gardens, but you ignore the more important aspects of the law--justice, mercy, and faith. You should tithe, yes, but do not neglect the more important things". Matt 23:23.....

Point of correction. Christianity started after the death of Jesus Christ and follow it through after his death, none of his followers collect tithes.

So sad yet the same soldiers have not killed any Fulani herdsmen.

free2ryhme:
Nigerian girls don accept flowers

it has never been their culture

So is Valentine your culture?

Bring flowers and the babe would tell you to

Alariiwo:
From a critical point of view.. I think some aggrieved, disgruntled elements who wants nothing but PMB's downfall are behind this unrest in the country..

Or how do we explain killings in Benue, Taraba and co. after those ones rejected Kanu and his biafra dream some months back.

I don't know what such people stand to gain, but our government shall never be truncated again. Any group so desperate for presidency should go to the polls.

So your President is too weak to stop the killings even when he's sure they are planned against him. Find something else to tell us.

Chelsea don turn to APC ni

Chelsea don turn to APC ni

One word for that guy. EWU.

This is really funny. I trying hard to get myself laugh about the joke of the month.

I'm not expecting anything unusual from the movie.

nairavsdollars:
Happy Birthday but the fact remains: Messi is far better than you!

But he no tall reach am.
Messi, short man devil.

See who is taking statistics. Person wey dey enslave women.