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couldnt have said it better

granny,

@olanajim

YOU ARE SO FULL OF _{*****hmmmm*****}


wonderful guy that i am indeed


do you remember the story of ma Baker? _{of course witout the crime n killing spree bit}
grannie dont need be upholding her

more than woman enuff to handle stuff

she a biker _{*******dig that*****}

me am just along for the ride

@olanajim

my good sir,

i beg to differ

i think it is you who is in danger of getting hurt

with respect to your mirrors

i would just be striking up different poses

and really getting my groove on ,


thats is the worst your 'mirrors' can do


@granma

just checking

pray do tell

who is this grandson

/

overtly intelligent guy know so he can learn a little decorum.

you pysch me then

diss me subtly


of cos i know what O.Y.O silly

it was the relevance to the thread

that got me puzzled


and grannie do come settle

@creamdream

and oyo means?

And why bring grand ma into this? She had played her grandmotherly role, let her enjoy the fruit of her labour. Abi I no talk well iice? [

this is supposed to be

Reverse psychology

right


she is my grannie not yours


for the record  dont believ in love at first sight either

and i dint need to consult a mirror for that

On you? That mean you are using it as a shaving mirror.

lol



actually i was thinking on you,


am wondering where gran ma is , ?

@olanajim

yeah

you have got a multiple dose of multple posting

you say i give you titles?

how and when my good sir?


with respect to the mirrors

havent seen the effects yet

at fatty

have you caught the bug

of multple postings

i thot it was only olanajim that had it

Why must he tackle it all? Yu did not comment on the one he had outlined.

where did that come from 

on the contrary the criteria for choosing a partner should include LOVE

You meet someone for the first time and you started looking for LOVE,

of course this would be silly(note :there are exceptions to even this)

saw this somewhere


15 Things You Probably

Never Knew or Thought About



1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.


2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.


3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.


4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.


5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.


6. You mean the world to someone.


7. If not for you, someone may not be living.


8. You are special and unique.


9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.


10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.


11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.


12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.


13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.


14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.


15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.


A Minute



They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgot your friends.

Take the time, to live and love.

please tackle it all

Believe me. When you learn to see what I am seeing, you would never question my creed. For your information I don't have loveless relationship. You don't even know whether I am into one or practicing celebacy. You have the benefit of imagination. One thing I can tell you is that, I have never found myself in a loveless situation. I am always surronded by love and lovely people. Though it takes me long to recognize it.

this is quite amusing

you seem to chastising me

the last someone tried that

i was in a military school
it seems the post got to you

meanwhile  u can marry for love

but you are in a loving relationship

_{******simply doesnt add up******}


part 2

I won't marry for Love and I mean it. Love is not that sacred.

i really beg to differ

your mirrors have you confused here

love is very much sacred, extremely selfless, the most the typical here in nigeria is the parent to child

\maybe you had a typo

and you meant to type lust , which i quite agree is a dime a dozen

but  love is very sacred










decided to post this twice  cos you did yours twice

Believe me. When you learn to see what I am seeing, you would never question my creed. For your information I don't have loveless relationship. You don't even know whether I am into one or practicing celebacy. You have the benefit of imagination. One thing I can tell you is that, I have never found myself in a loveless situation. I am always surronded by love and lovely people. Though it takes me long to recognize it.

this is quite amusing

you seem to chastising me

the last someone tried that

i was in a military school
it seems the post got to you

meanwhile u can marry for love

but you are in a loving relationship

_{******simply doesnt add up******}


part 2

I won't marry for Love and I mean it. Love is not that sacred.

i really beg to differ

your mirrors have you confused here

love is very much sacred, extremely selfless, the most the typical here in nigeria is the parent to child

\maybe you had a typo

and you meant to type lust , which i quite agree is a dime a dozen

but love is very sacred

And again, I detest ugly, big nose stingy dreaded men,

you seem bent on repeating this over and over again

we get it

already

you like small nosed fragranced clean shaved men

You are reasonable. I love you

*****clears throat*****

i feel you too

the only reason why i questioned you

is cos you insuniated

that you have a loveless relationship

Like I said, love is a cripple; a child of circumstance. I don't use it as a criteria. If fact, I may choose to love my enemy, must I marry her?

so love is cripple huh?

how so?

you may choose to love your enemy but cant marry her

if i may poke a hole here

it means you can be in a loveless marriage

good point we can always edit the topic to include both genders

i feel so silly doing this (cos its in this same thread)

but to humor you



1. Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.


2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement.



3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get a Love Machine.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.


4. Ms. Dyme

Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.
Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is going to try to get her.





5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.


6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can't stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal .






7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner
Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not going to get any until ya'll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till he feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some, or, B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she's sitting there telling a lie.

8. Ms. Main


Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.


9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man.

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.


11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)


12. MRS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girls you've met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE
Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with Mrs 1- Mrs 11 that you let her go !

@olanajim


over here

empty brain(lol)

patronising me wont get you anything

and yeah i would like to know what 3 criterias

you would want in a lady

go look up my post.

but in the meantime\\

give me your objective take on the 11 types of women

why not speak


dutch

well

i like to belive i wont

play the tyrant no more

granma awww


you dint even ask after me

olanajim

what dimenson are you bringing into this?


i see i dint get adequate response on

the different kinda of missus

gran ma

come to think of it

i dont even know where you stay

i fly off the handle at the slightest thing


am a die hard biker


i read alot(quite contrary to my looks)

flattery

granma

is being fed in large doses to you

hope it doesnt get to choke you ooo