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Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Dear!





Now after the marriage

Read it from bottom to top!!!!

no takers

that many?


          i imagine


                                                        be nice regale us with as many as you DARE tell

yeah, spread my large canines ,

am happy , closed for the day two days off
yeah,











let the unwinding begin,

lol

oooooooooook


kate flow that promises to be interesting if only i understood,




a lil fav' please for the slow around the ears , explain

osereka
YEAH big massive tits they have


johnnygan
collin powell.
obscure cultural reference

comprende'

Lexyhearts

would put you into consideration next time


inze

thanks, and hush(am male)
its a secret

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enuff, of the word bantering


something fresh, panache





humor me








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methinks this is getting way too nasty, skyhigh you might have points (am assuming here), you arent tupac are you? my point it wouldnt hurt anything more than your pride if you not only retract your statements but also tender an apology you might still salvage whats left of your persona here,


me advise, you can retreat and re-evaluate your tact,

crazykid, did it occur to you that i might be numbering inversely, does that concept make sense now,
mandora, hmm, my research huh?long story , and i m still thinking next century might too soon(unrelated)

i like to believe i am quite the savvy person but , this issue guts me, Hello, Can anyone differentiate love from infactuation, and does real love still exist in this our generation?

genders have evolved in our country , without being Chauvinistic , i need you to identify the evolving trend of , in nigeria





11. "The Undercover Ho" - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best f riend. !


10. "The Church Ho" - Her hair and nails is always done. This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.




9. "High Class Ho" - (also known as the "Glamour Ho" - This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and hot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.




8. "Old Ho" - The OLE Ho used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all of the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, gringding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.




7. "Nasty Ho" - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a "tight" body and be found working in a strip club.




6. "Sneaky Ho" - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.




5. "Bourgeios Ho" - This type of ho is educated and professional woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. To the outside, these women are perfect, however these Ho's have multiple partners and sleep with married men like "Undercover Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by men just like "Stupid Ho," obsessed with name brands and status like "High Class Ho," and best of all, Bourgeois Ho looks do! w n on all the other Ho's.




4. "Project Ho" - This Ho is living ghetto faboulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "babies daddies." She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.




3. "Stupid Ho" - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complain s about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.




2. "Crazy Ho" - This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Ho's) jobs, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.
And Finally!!




1. "The Stank Ho" - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. the Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has eluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, ad she sleeps with everyone to justify it.Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about her that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap

fun-j believe me its a whole lot less complicated that way, whats compartibility?a situataion where two or more people decide they would cope with eachother's shit!, when and if that person comes(cz believe more than 80% of people in existence right now would never find the PERSON), you will not only know ,but your ass would be whooped into check also, trust me, u will hear the click a mile away,
N.B she might be ugly though , u will know that(4get all that crap in roamnce novels)but the trip here is you wont care,
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, i really hope someday, CLICK

it wld suprise you that , that true person(cz i dont believe in good or bad)atleast not in your context,can be met in the ackward of places, my advice, be you party hard ,dont be any animal , live life without regrets , the one person who meets you notices your high and low points , and still wants to stick around you, the person who isnt your sibling or friend who you can slip into a comfortable yet , attractive silence with, is most likely the person, i know believe me cos i havent found one yet

finding this site is like i have died and went to gist land!!am absolutely loving this ./, ,Mouth Gig , hmmm well aunt poster (pardon me,by the time i went thru all the rejoiner i lost your handle)i think you guy hates you, cos ,as a student of sex(yeah rite!)there are positions that both parties feel comfortable in,whilst drinking into eachother(pardon the french), so why not suggest to the brother to ,indulge you too, and someone commented on being called 'a RoosterDrinker', there are two reasons why that might happen 1)the guy is a mega jerk 2)or the lady a mega pain

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how [i] can a brother negotiate his way around here?