₦airaland Forum

tensazangetsu20:
Op why not just get a surrogate mother and have kids. You can search for Nigerian surrogates on Google. It's best to eat your cake and have it. Marriage is worthless in 2017.

DocHMD:
Ritualistic ewedurudeens have exhausted human skulls in their region, they now opt for human wrists. Next move will be 'Scrotum-grabbing'.

These afonjas go kill me with laugh one day.

Rorachy:
Why play hard to get when you like a guy.

No need, unless I don't like you and I don't want you, I will not only play hard to get, you really will not get me.

mynd1:
Nonsense. U Ipod touts should keep on deceiving ur selves thinking some frustrated/lunatic christian American can come to Nigeria and arrest any body. sometimes, I wonder wetting ipods use in thinking... mtchewww arrest my foot.

ibkkk:
Uti is now "Hair-full" The babe is now "Boob-full"

gcof:
comment? Explique

tigers978:
Are you for or against? Lol

chizzy161:
You won't understand the principle of "fit and proper". Only we Lawyers understand it. He (Mr Bello) in my opinion and based on what I have read online is not fit and proper to be called to the bar.

udemzyudex:
l

I wonder when people like you will have sense, must you comment if you have nothing reasonable to post?

ChopBellefull:
Can she cook ofe oha, ofe akwu, ofe nsala, and ukwa. If she can then PM me

refiner:
Just as i will soon marry my nairaland boo..

handsomebanana:
aṣẹwó bi iya rẹ

tiger28:
too many kids have infested Nairaland these days......

tiger28:
too many kids have infested Nairaland these days......

adadike281:
Igbo women are ever so beautiful. Bianca and I are shinning examples.

Evablizin:
Chai sowie,i hav a solution 2 ur problem,cum nd date me i'm nt materialistic i wil even pay ur house rent 4 u,in short i wil turn ur life around.lols

StephDamielola:
Imagine this Low Life? You are never my kind so stay away from my radar you ill-mannered Nitwit. I owe you no explanation for my deeds. HOPELESS SWINE

If you ever quote me again. I will personally take it up

I am not that kind of a woman you cyber bully

I have long been weaned from timidity

Bugatie:
Osifa kpewe ekpere make a njo umu uwaa....
Good old days.
Ave..

Onegai:
Hotmum,

1. Get a clear passport photo of her and do a full blood work, HIV, Hepatitis etc

2. Define boundaries. No phones during work hours and no fraternising with the neighbours on your time. No weird dressing or she wears a uniform.

3. Feeding her on outing trips doesn't mean you treat her like a sister. It means you treat her like a human being. Which is important, because she's looking after your kids. She should always eat what you eat, be it eba at home or suya outside.

4. Discuss salary and provisions. Are you paying for her toiletries? If so, will it be deducted from her monthly paycheck? Does she get part of her salary monthly to take care of her needs or will you provide them (hair styling, toiletries etc).

5. Does she get off days?

6. No sleeping with the kids. She can bathe them but let her have her nighttime to herself (to call her bobo, whom she will deny having, her family, her friends, relax, etc).

7. Define all duties and enforce boundaries. You may relax and she will relax too. And stop all this "I treat this random stranger like my sister", do you fight with her, beg her for jewelry (which she has rocked tire and then gives you, grudgingly), sometimes gossip with her, sometimes put up with her excessive demands, call her at 4am to fight over "Why didn't you reply that email, whose side are you on?!!", tell her to pray for your husband and your finances, ask for advice in not killing your husband etc. Do you do all that with your maid or nanny? Because that's how my sisters and I work so my nanny is most definitely not my sister and I don't take her as such. What I do is to treat her like an employee, decent and as fair as possible. She eats what I cook and once in a while I can be generous with stuff, if I have it (I got her good brands of shampoo and conditioner because she didn't want to spend her money and I understand where I live, things are not cheap enough for her to get from her salary).

8. Discuss clearly how long she's staying. Is she leaving for Christmas (so you can plan).

9. I will never do relatives in my house to help me. Sorry but No. Nada. Nyet. Ehn Ehn. Mbaa (someone add the Yoruba word for "No". Because if that goes bad, it does reaalllllyyyy bad. From stealing (because they hate being the poor relative in your home) to interference (where they call every relative to give them updates of how you and your husband fought and what a horror-show you are, even if the fight lasted 10 mins, they will paint it as 1 hour and fighting daily) to grudges (you traveled abroad for business, bought 2 dresses for your child and bought only 1 dress for them, you are evil and her mother back home will be waiting for an opportunity to strike because of the perceived "injustice", no-one cares that you went abroad with limited funds to do business that will feed the family), not worth it in my book. I can't walk on eggshells around my home because I'm scared what someone's mum will say. Especially when it is your in-law. Oh boy...

ggoldmine:
* Using phone: download Aviary app, then edit your pix with it applying the white paint on the background while zooming in or out.
*using laptop: use Photoshop or Corel draw.

PS: save yourself the stress, go to a photo studio and get your pix edited.

neoOduduwa:
Indeed. Hausa men don tear una mama pussy finish. I trust those abokis, them sabi kpansh Igbo women well.

neoOduduwa:
E pain you? Speaking of balls when your Ojukwu hid his bitch-ass in a bunker before fleeing to Ivory Coast with the biro cover between his legs

Ask them what happened in Ile Ife!

But we all know how they raped and murdered your mothers and sisters in enugu.