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Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 10:40am On Dec 11, 2009
No their buses
Jokes Etc / Re: The Blind Man! by aristole(m): 10:35am On Dec 11, 2009
Na God go deregulate the hear you dey take hear nonsense.Yeye thing!
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 9:22am On Dec 08, 2009
a for abunna,
b for bonono,
c for condom,
d for dodo ,
k for kondo,
Jokes Etc / Re: ? N Ans by aristole(m): 4:14pm On Dec 07, 2009
Rubbish!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Remember This Part Of Your Childhood? by aristole(m): 4:06pm On Dec 07, 2009
Nothing do you.(
Jokes Etc / Re: How Intimacy Began Frm Genessssssssssssssssssssssss(Bleep Now Intimacy By Nl)) by aristole(m): 11:42am On Dec 07, 2009
eh!That was too harsh man!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Blind Man! by aristole(m): 11:36am On Dec 07, 2009
and wetin be your bizs?
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 11:32am On Dec 07, 2009
You dey do Yahoo together?
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 10:54am On Dec 07, 2009
Dunddy:

what your frigging dirty mind finks grin

I take 2 spoonfuls of Jik every day.So I dont have dirty mind again.
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 2:21pm On Dec 03, 2009
****Dundy takes him back to the mortuary!*****
Jokes Etc / Re: My Sallah Ram Is Lost !!! by aristole(m): 2:09pm On Dec 03, 2009
I got your profile on facebook or what did u say?

Do I know your name?Or would I have gotten access to your profile without either your ID or your name?

The fight never stops.Ok? That's my hobby and I enjoy doing it.And besides,if I tell you more about yourself;you will marvel.

Yeye thing.
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 2:02pm On Dec 03, 2009
F for ,
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: February 14th Mates by aristole(m): 1:45pm On Dec 03, 2009
You aint serious.
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 11:21am On Dec 03, 2009
Mamanriga ni.
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 12:54pm On Dec 02, 2009
No! A for[i] Action[/i].B for Baby
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Chineese Brothers by aristole(m): 12:50pm On Dec 02, 2009
Don Fasasi (franklyn)
Jokes Etc / Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by aristole(m): 12:48pm On Dec 02, 2009
Are you referring to President Goodluck Jonathan or the ex President? grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: My Sallah Ram Is Lost !!! by aristole(m): 11:50am On Dec 02, 2009
ur OCCUPY should be put into past tense.ok.
Now listen to your Biography:

U hail from ukiekha south
Auchi etsako West Local Govt
Edo State to be precise.
Ur I.D: fosfasfranklyn
Phone Nos:07031866222,08023958005.

I know you very well.I dont say things that I dont know.Na your papa be that man under oshodi bridge.
Jokes Etc / Re: Bee In My Puz**y by aristole(m): 10:36am On Dec 02, 2009
Fashashi.
I wonder if you passed O'Level at all.

Was that question abusive? Instead it was interrogative.

It's because it was a fact that's why u're this pained.

That means u have to hire another father on your wedding day (as the original father of your is still busy on the clarion call (on the street.Doing what he knows best-madness).Because I am sure your one legged fiancee will not allow that mad father of yours to bite her on the wedding day.(His bite is as 10 times poisonous as a snake bite) grin grin grin.

Your own bite sef will be as 100 times poisonous. No wonder all girls you've made love with dont last 3 days.

And each time an autopsy is carried on them;Snake bite is always the result.

Let me tell you.This is just a tip of the iceberg.ok.Coconut headed pig.
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 9:33am On Dec 02, 2009
ok.I am through with Fasasi.

What 're u talking 'bout?
Jokes Etc / Re: Gay B*t*c by aristole(m): 5:33pm On Nov 30, 2009
Oh! no.U've taken your marijuana again?

After Chris Oyakhilome's effort on your life.

Ds were of yours is surely hereditary and genetic.

Tell us.Is your papa that mad man wey dey sleep under Oshodi bridge?
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Use A Condom by aristole(m): 5:29pm On Nov 30, 2009
Uncle Clemcy!!! That was too harsh man!
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 5:27pm On Nov 30, 2009
He has gotten something ooooo,
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 5:25pm On Nov 30, 2009
Clear for me jare!
Jokes Etc / Re: Women - The Truth by aristole(m): 5:18pm On Nov 30, 2009
Has anybody read it?Please para-phrase!
Jokes Etc / Re: Bee In My Puz**y by aristole(m): 5:13pm On Nov 30, 2009
@ Don u sure say you don eat?

Those things sounded like my nursery school ryhmes and poems?

I pity this poor boy oooo.Poverty na disease.
Jokes Etc / Re: Bee In My Puz**y by aristole(m): 2:02pm On Nov 28, 2009
I will not die but live to declare the works of the Almighty God.
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 1:47pm On Nov 28, 2009
Cos he knows I've bought his pampers..

Why u no go smile?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Blind Man! by aristole(m): 1:31pm On Nov 28, 2009
@ 2Direct.

U're OLODO.That was a recommendation and not condemnation,rejection ,tribulation or lamentation.  grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: My Sallah Ram Is Lost !!! by aristole(m): 1:22pm On Nov 28, 2009
The spirit of dumbness is still killing you. After Pastor Clemcy's endless night vigils.

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