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Jokes Etc / Re: Pictures Of An European Breakfast And A Nigerian Breakfast by aristole(m): 3:24pm On May 16, 2013 |
Beans spiced up wiv plantain.We need energy here to enter BRT,shout on bus-conductor etc.U ve less stress o'er there |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cheapest Blackberry Sales In Aba! by aristole(m): 12:19pm On Nov 02, 2010 |
Sorry,na ABA-BERRY!!! |
Health / Re: Cant Stop Smoking by aristole(m): 12:15pm On Nov 02, 2010 |
@ Poster. See,solution is "personal determination".Thats d secret.If u like let E.A Adeboye,Oyedepo & Co do deliverance 4 u;it wont work.ok? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Sack The Gardener by aristole(m): 1:27pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
yes.d neuro-psychiatry hospital.Were u there lately?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: New Airport Clothes, (pictures) by aristole(m): 12:51pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
Afterall they get their bodies covered. |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Foolish Wife by aristole(m): 12:49pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
Please,dont paste if u cant copy. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste ! by aristole(m): 12:37pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
Moral of the story:"Dont paste if u cant copy" and not Dont copy if u cant paste. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokey!!! by aristole(m): 12:10pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
@ Ben. U re both.Are u no more a hermaphrodite? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hey Joke 4 Jan 2010 by aristole(m): 9:30am On Jan 29, 2010 |
Its inside d epistle. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Borrowed Car by aristole(m): 9:29am On Jan 29, 2010 |
wait! I am coming |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokey!!! by aristole(m): 9:27am On Jan 29, 2010 |
Oh! Dani I luv u |
Jokes Etc / Jokey!!! by aristole(m): 2:48pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
Gulfriend says;if my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch.What would you prefer?Boyfriend replied;sorry, I will prefer to eat between the 2 meals. 2 friends were chattn and one asked d oda:why cant a man ever please a woman?The 2nd answered;simple!Because no man has a P***is made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Man goes into a library and asks 4 a book on suicide,The Librarian says"f, k off!you wont bring it back". Hillbilly couple are walking out of the divorce court.The wife is crying her heart out.Husband says, for F, k sake stop crying!You're still my sister. Young couple on brink of divorce see a counsellor .My hubby suffers from premature expulsion.He turns 2 hubby and says ,is that true?Hubby says:She suffers not me. 3 ducks go into a bar.What is your name?d barman asksd 1st duck .Huey was d reply.Hows your day been huey?Gr8,ive bn in & out of puddles all day, What more could a duck want?Whatz your name he asks d 2nd duck ?Dewey was d reply and ive bn in and out of puddles all day as well.He then turned to d 3rd duck nd said i suppose ure lewey, no she said batting her eyelids, my name is PUDDLES!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 3:54pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
sharrap.NICEST JOKE |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 4:28pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
What cant you do without? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Love Joke! by aristole(m): 10:16am On Dec 23, 2009 |
Fasasi. Close dt ur mouth-flued teeth |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 9:59am On Dec 23, 2009 |
son of a witch. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 11:38am On Dec 22, 2009 |
him alone? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Love Joke! by aristole(m): 11:26am On Dec 22, 2009 |
Fanx for all constructive nd destructive criticism i got here. Lightwalk,I appreciate u. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Letter To The Moderators by aristole(m): 2:06pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Thread locked.For threatening [color=#000099]moderators.Not even members.[/color] |
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 2:03pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Me too I guess |
Jokes Etc / Re: Love Joke! by aristole(m): 1:58pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
4kasibe: I am not surprised.Your brain is in dis-array. Sebi orie ofokasibe? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Love Joke! by aristole(m): 12:55pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
I didn't c n p anything.I would not have posted it if I had known that one He Goat has posted something like it before. So. Besides,I have more than 2-3 of Fasasi's posts that were copied from me as well. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Love Joke! by aristole(m): 12:11pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
I can now see you are a complete daft.Your brain is very empty. |
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 5:17pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
na im k.g poems he dey recite now. |
Jokes Etc / Impotence Vs Promiscuity ! by aristole(m): 4:55pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, a vibrator!Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.’ You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:’ I’ll explain the toy, you explain d kids |
Jokes Etc / Love Joke! by aristole(m): 4:44pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
Two lovers decided to commit suicide, they got to the mountain cliff and the girl suggested that the guy should jump first. As the guy jumped, the girl closed her eyes, smiled and walked away and said love is blind. The guy while going down in the mid-air released his parachute shook his head and said true love never dies. |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Blind Man! by aristole(m): 4:04pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
You dey expose your skills not my talent.You no get work. @ 45 you still dey masturbate your brain commot. |
Jokes Etc / Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 3:55pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
It sounds like IBIBIO language. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 3:52pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
Wondering what Mr Lecturer (Clemcy) 'll be teaching his students |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Condom Man! by aristole(m): 3:48pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
Ds na true tory oooo. |
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