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Beans spiced up wiv plantain.We need energy here to enter BRT,shout on bus-conductor etc.U ve less stress o'er there

Sorry,na ABA-BERRY!!!

@ Poster.
See,solution is "personal determination".Thats d secret.If u like let E.A Adeboye,Oyedepo & Co do deliverance 4 u;it wont work.ok?

yes.d neuro-psychiatry hospital.Were u there lately??

Afterall they get their bodies covered.

Please,dont paste if u cant copy.

Moral of the story:"Dont paste if u cant copy" and not Dont copy if u cant paste.

@ Ben.

U re both.Are u no more a hermaphrodite?

Its inside d epistle.

wait! I am coming

Oh! Dani I luv u

Gulfriend says;if my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch.What would you prefer?Boyfriend replied;sorry, I will prefer to eat between the 2 meals.

2 friends were chattn and one asked d oda:why cant a man ever please a woman?The 2nd answered;simple!Because no man has a P***is made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

Man goes into a library and asks 4 a book on suicide,The Librarian says"f, k off!you wont bring it back".


Hillbilly couple are walking out of the divorce court.The wife is crying her heart out.Husband says, for F, k sake stop crying!You're still my sister.

Young couple on brink of divorce see a counsellor .My hubby suffers from premature expulsion.He turns 2 hubby and says ,is that true?Hubby says:She suffers not me.

3 ducks go into a bar.What is your name?d barman asksd 1st duck .Huey was d reply.Hows your day been huey?Gr8,ive bn in & out of puddles all day, What more could a duck want?Whatz your name he asks d 2nd duck ?Dewey was d reply and ive bn in and out of puddles all day as well.He then turned to d 3rd duck nd said i suppose ure lewey, no she said batting her eyelids, my name is PUDDLES!!! 

sharrap.NICEST JOKE

What cant you do without?

Fasasi.

Close dt ur mouth-flued teeth

son of a witch.

him alone?

Fanx for all constructive nd destructive criticism i got here.

Lightwalk,I appreciate u.

Thread locked.For threatening [color=#000099]moderators.Not even members.[/color]

Me too I guess

4kasibe:
u no go blame her na watin she get degree fm be dat. faculty of copy. u self take heart.

I am not surprised.Your brain is in dis-array. Sebi orie ofokasibe?

I didn't c n p anything.I would not have posted it if I had known that one He Goat has posted something like it before.

So.

Besides,I have more than 2-3 of Fasasi's posts that were copied from me as well.

I can now see you are a complete daft.Your brain is very empty.

na im k.g poems he dey recite now.

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night,

while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, a vibrator!Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.’ You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!'The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:’ I’ll explain the toy, you explain d kids

Two lovers decided to commit suicide,

they got to the mountain cliff and the girl suggested that the guy should jump first.

As the guy jumped, the girl closed her eyes, smiled and walked away and said love is blind.

The guy while going down in the mid-air released his parachute shook his head and

said true love never dies.

You dey expose your skills not my talent.You no get work.

@ 45 you still dey masturbate your brain commot.

It sounds like IBIBIO language.

Wondering what Mr Lecturer (Clemcy) 'll be teaching his students

Ds na true tory oooo.