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 Jokes Etc / Re: The Dead Man And The Devil. by aristole(m): 1:17pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
[i]Dani (The Task Force Officer) comes in and locks the thread. [/i] [color=#000099][/color] |
| Jokes Etc / A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 1:15pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
Dani was given his Report Card after the Promotional Exam when he was in SS1.He was surprised wd the content as he was to carry-over the class. Dani got home reluctantly.Knowing sure of the cold reception he's gonna get at home. When his father saw his woeful performance (as a retired soldier);come and see beating!This boy nearly fainted until I surfaced. I asked for what transpired and the father narrated the story of his child's failure.But Dani defended himself and said the Teacher just wanted him failed.He said that he memorised everything his father taught him before the exam.And eventually,all the things he has learnt from his father came out in the Exam. He defended further that like the A for Apple part;He did everything. I now asked him to recite it for me again. Here he went: A, Apple,B, Bapple,C, Capple, D , Dapple,E , Epple, F, Fapple,G, Gapple,H, Happle , When he got to "N"and P ;He said N , Nipple and P, Pimple(I looked at him and envisaged how this man would beat him again.Then,he continued in that manner. When he finished;The father clapped for him.and said: "God save you that you know it.I would have given you another round of beating." It was then I realised why Dani failed the exam.  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Joke, Jokes & More Jokes by aristole(m): 12:54pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
Nice selections!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Experiment by aristole(m): 12:49pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
not bad.@ least it expells worms. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: New Name For Snail: by aristole(m): 12:45pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
Akpabio!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Best Lawyer Story Of The Year by aristole(m): 12:14pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
speechless |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by aristole(m): 12:06pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
cchheeeei |
| Jokes Etc / Re: I Was Once A Peeping Tom. Until: Read On. by aristole(m): 12:03pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
or the fear of the bear |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Aremu And Stella by aristole(m): 11:55am On Oct 15, 2009 |
I dey do remembrance.Abi koda? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: How To Dismiss Your Annoying Girlfriend by aristole(m): 11:53am On Oct 15, 2009 |
eh! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: I Once Was A Pocknoser Until: Read On by aristole(m): 11:15am On Oct 15, 2009 |
Is Jokes bank empty? What a dry season for C nd P peeps |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Spell Plantain! by aristole(m): 11:14am On Oct 15, 2009 |
@ Dani Olora But u're more than this now.What a dry stale joke?  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Pls Don't Laff by aristole(m): 11:10am On Oct 15, 2009 |
Why wont i laff? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Boy Who Passes By Mother's Room : Na Wa Ooooo by aristole(m): 11:04am On Oct 15, 2009 |
@poster your head deydia jooo [/quote Where?] |
| Jokes Etc / Re: How To Use A Condom by aristole(m): 10:55am On Oct 15, 2009 |
eh! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Aremu And Stella by aristole(m): 10:40am On Oct 15, 2009 |
Yes.Blood is ticker than water |
| Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Disengage/terminate A Relationship During Festive Period by aristole(m): 10:36am On Oct 15, 2009 |
we are running into another festive period ooo |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is The Hotest In Nairaland by aristole(m): 10:34am On Oct 15, 2009 |
I am the world's greatest |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Finding His Way Home By Force (pics) by aristole(m): 10:26am On Oct 15, 2009 |
Dani. Why the sudden change of the thread |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Doctor Dan! by aristole(m): 10:18am On Oct 15, 2009 |
@ Abbey. Yes.U weren't on(menstruating) when he came over you. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Tight: ! by aristole(m): 10:15am On Oct 15, 2009 |
@ Abbey. U were surely born wd trouble in ur lips( See ur responses). God will deliver you sha! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: You Must Laughoooh by aristole(m): 10:03am On Oct 15, 2009 |
No mind am.He still dey infant-ry. Well,welcome on board.I trust my peeps.U will soon get d initiation/inauguration ceremony. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: All Emeka Are Womanizers. Do You Agree? by aristole(m): 10:01am On Oct 15, 2009 |
ur 2nd post is not funny! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Finding His Way Home By Force (pics) by aristole(m): 3:43pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
Dani!!! Sorry o.Na yesterday tory be this o |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Or What? by aristole(m): 3:39pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
or nothing!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Health Plan by aristole(m): 3:37pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
ok! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Man Died by aristole(m): 5:42pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
but it still sounds nice!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Tight: ! by aristole(m): 5:29pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
Why this lady dey cause trouble like this? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Doctor Dan! by aristole(m): 1:38pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
no! |
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