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A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine, " His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"



The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Imagine that!

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

 The little girl says, "What's under there?"

 So the man answers, "A bird."

 The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.

 A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"

 The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell as leep after talking to a little girl."

 So the doctor  calls the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.

 When they get there, they saw the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

 She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.  

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@ Abbey

B is for Bla!Bla!!Bla!!!

don jazzy again!!!

Do u have wipper on ur windscreen (google)?

Stay there dey ask.He don reach your back

Was that a Super Story or wd?

Another round of lies.

Abdul-liars! dani just came back from the public toilet.

@ Poster
U no cut am well.U cut am come leave a side goitre for D Banj's neck.What an injustice!

Dani walks in and closes the thread for irrelevant posts.

rita@NL:
@poster
My guy you no be sharp guy at all cos if you be,na the chick go dey tell you say she wan come spend weekends. Your games no tight mehn.

Ur posts are funny anyway!

What ar guan?

Very simple.Are you d one feeding him as well?
If not.His emergence into ur life should not be that parasitic (as in affect ur finances).
Source for cash somewia and pay ur rent.

Ur rent would have been due even if u've not met him

aristole:
Yeah!Everybody born on the 14th February should not hesitate to shout out here as you stand a chance of getting a date.

Myself: Shola
D.O.B : February 14th ****



So,

so whatz up?

Hey!
Abbey.Hi.

How ur hubby?

romsky:
i dont support bribery

ok

My Late Grandpa called caretakers KATIKATI

Ebdieni!!!!

@ Kunbee

Dts too heavy for ursef

Pls.Help me find Dani oooooooooooooooo

OK. W for Womaniser.

M for Manchester. s

OFIO? OK. Groundnut

Revelations!!!

Yeah!Everybody born on the 14th February should not hesitate to shout out here as you stand a chance of getting a date.

Myself: Shola
D.O.B : February 14th ****



So,

Urs 1st.

Lead By Example!

@falkky.

Any idea on what should be expected in d interview?

Waiting for others peeps comments.ok!

Airit