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My smiley face................. Perf.............
Boxers,............ Wingtip/brogue shoe...........wristwatch..........etc
lest i forget,my spiritual stuffs(aint tell ya)

@ AirSultan, am sitting on top of banana tree watching you.

AirSultan:
Can I have your number? Hmm? Vahin girl

lol

Ranchhoddas:
Hopeless nation.

@ Sasuwa, before the NYSC go out and look for job no matter how little the take home.

There is dignity in Labour.

A journey of a thousand miles start to day.

No pant is everyday thingy.............

lwtmb4h!!!
O boy, u wicked oooooo
U don forget to put question mark nah.

slimthugchimee:
were is this one from

They are coming for u

Na heat dey wori am !

Am a matured man,tall,slim,cool,entrepreneur,friendly,accommodating,good sense of humour..........................

Like to meet with matured,slim,cute,courteous and intelligent girls/ladies.

Whatsapp/SMS- 08036819899

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks

Am a matured man,tall,slim,cool,entrepreneur,friendly,accommodating,good sense of humour..........................

Like to meet with matured,slim,cute,courteous and intelligent girls/ladies.

Whatsapp/SMS- 08036819899

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks

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Am a matured man,tall,slim,cool,entrepreneur,friendly,accommodating,good sense of humour..........................

Like to meet with matured,slim,cute,courteous and intelligent girls/ladies.

Whatsapp/SMS- 08036819899

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks

No time for all dis .......................
Money on my mind

prettythicksme:
lol,wat is pm?

PRIVATE MATTER !

lol

brb !

Wooing a girl is not as easy as you think especially when it comes to dealings with Nigerian girls,
although most guys are nurturing the ideas that Nigeria girls are CHEAP and easy to be SCREWED once you have the money.

Well it’s not all girls, a friend of mine will say.
There are some Nigerian girls that are so hard to get that you will begin to wonder if she is not a Nigerian.

No matter how hard a girl seems to be, the right guy can still get into her heart because girls naturally are fragile in heart as so,
they need to be followed up slowly, especially when you are nursing the idea of starting a relationship with them.

Not all guys have the gut to walk up to a lady and express their feelings for her,
so here are Twelve (12) tips on how to get that girl that has been giving you sleepless night.

1. Start on a Friendship Note: Most guys of now a days are always in a hurry to go into a relationship,
that is why they end up running out of it when they latter discover the true identity of the girl. If you see a girl that you like,
before anything, you have to try as much as possible to strike a cool friendship with her before anything.

2. Don’t Stalk her: The fact that you are now friend with her doesn’t mean you should be stalking her.
Just play it cool and safe.. Don’t call her during odd hours else she permits you.
Nigeria girls are quick to jump into conclusion that you can’t afford air time,
that’s why you are always calling during odd hours of the night.

3. Don’t Fake it: Don't just act natural - be natural. If your girl has a brain,
she'll be able to detect that you're trying too hard, or striving to be something you're not.
Try as much as possible to be natural in all your dealings with her.
Don’t fake what you are not and don’t brag because girls hate guys that brag.

4. Be Confident: Nothing is sexier like being Confident, it makes girl go gaga and trip for you the more.
Try as much as possible not to let your gourd down when dealing with her.
Work on your self esteem even before striking a friendship with her.
Girls are naturally fragile, they need protection;
that doesn’t mean you should go and flaunt your muscle with any guy that approaches her.

5. Don’t be Authoritative: All girls hate guys that always questions their moves.
Don’t check her mails, sms, phone contacts and other personal stuff.
Give her freedom and I bet you, she will be the one always wanting your company.
Smile at her even when you see her with a guy in such an un-compromising manner.

6. Be Neat: Girls hate dirty guys. Even a well known dirty girl will tell you she hate dirty guys,
how much more the clean ones? Make sure you are always neat whether she is around you or not.
Brush your teeth, comb your hair, clean your nails and always wear a nice Fragrance when visiting her or she is visiting you. Don’t go to her sweaty, if you are just returning from an exercise, make sure you shower and look calm, cool and reserved before you go visiting.

7. Be Fashionable: Fashion is not just for girls... it's for guys to be recognized by girls.
Get a nice pair of shoes, T. Shirt and some pair of cool jean. Don't just buy one outfit.
Clothes should never be worn more than twice a week. Don’t overdress and don’t under dress.
A wrist watch should be okay. Wearing sun glasses,
three to four neck chains and dressing like P.Square claiming its SWAGS might turn her off.
To me in person SWAG has got nothing to do with dressing. Shave your bears if you keep one,
don’t go to her looking tattered. She will shun you.

8. Like what she Likes: Girls are unpredictable, so you have to be tactical when dealing with them.
The closer you get to her, the more you get to know her. Like her siblings,
her family and especially her friends.

9. Be Romantic: Girls like romantic guys, so be romantic with your words.
Don’t forget to tell her how beautiful she is and how happy you are each time you are around her.
Hold her hands when necessary and look into her eyes sexily but don’t get lost in her eyes because some girls have sexy eyes.
This might embarrass her. An early morning Good Morning Beautiful sms will go a long way in her developing interest in you

10. Be Current: In as much as girls don’t like guys that talk too much, they like guys that are current.
Registering on social networking sites to get current information’s about
happening around you will make her know that you are
learned and that you follow trend. No girl will like to be with a bush guy.

11. Be Funny: Being funny does not mean you should turn to a jester. Always crack a joke once in a while when speaking with her.
Always try as much as possible to make her smile and laugh but don’t overdo it.
Girls hate boring guys.

12. Ask her Out: With all these qualities, I doubt if she will turn you down if you ask her out.
Once she agrees to go out with you, treat her like a Queen on that first date. After you have had a swell time with her,
hold her hands, move closer to her, look into her eyes and confess your love for her.

No girl will turn you down if you follow all this steps even if she has experienced dozens of heartbreaks before.

So go guys, goodluck.

SOURCE : https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=443114262406566&id=110669948984334

Hilarious quotes from the so called Leaders/Politician

"You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo

"Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria." - GEJ

"I will water your school and fire your school." -Orji Uzoh Kalu

"Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ

"I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar

"Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko

"Telephone is not meant for the poor. " - David
Mark

"The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria
cannot be compared to that in the United States."-
Yakubu Gowon

"School is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich." - Ikedi Ohakim

"At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing
too badly." - Diezeani Allison- Madueke

"Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo

"The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

"On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my
family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

"We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba

"I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame Patience Jonathan

"You must be very silly for saying I bleach my skin. Tell
your Editors I said you're silly."- Alao Akala to Punch
Reporter

"How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of
Oyo State Government. The government I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

"We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook
to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan


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OK !

No time......................

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Stress free, peaceful,affordable,habitable wit friendly people.
Ekun faa !

Live in ILORIN.
Stress free, peaceful,affordable,habitable wit friendly people.
Ekun faa !

Live in ILORIN.
Stress free, peaceful,affordable,habitable wit friendly people.
Ekun faa !

U r right !

A friend moved his biz there.............................

June 23

Biz First...................................