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Samantha124:
How do you guys keep the fire burning between the sheets for 17 years?

can i finger your pussy?

Amotolongbo:
very good advices to follow.
Thanks so much sister.
May your home continue to grow and blessed

who are you fùcking currently

Alvin212:
She no even wear panties sef
Shame on women
Akwunaa Kobo Kobo

Meanwhile, Howfa with Ned Nwoko and his intimacy gadget Regina Daniels
Been long I read about em

how regina dey fùck that ned?

Nazgul:
What exactly is this girl into. Cos she looks more like a brothel ashewo hussling for customers.

i just want a blöwjob from her

Vision2018:
Small nyash dey shake o

If I say what's on my mind, they will say na hate speech

you sabi suck puci?

pu7pl3:
He was included.. I liked all the cameos atleast it shows their legacy lives on especially George Clooney. Didn't see the need for Nicholas Cage tho.

And all the talk of Wonky CGI is just Hogwash, the CGI was top notch from beginning to end.

who's your best superman actor btw christopher reeve, brandon routh and henry cavill

majesticguy:
Battle on Buka Street: 7.7/10
Genre: Drama, Comedy

Two half-sisters find themselves at loggerheads, and an unhealthy competition against each other as to who is better than the other.

Mercy Johnson & Funke Akindele really did justice to their roles, it was never a dull moment with both ladies. Awesome cinematography, a simple but yet relatable story. It was very funny and at some point when the sh.it hit the fan it became kinda emotional. A big thumbs up to Nollywood, we are gradually getting there.

do you belong to the school of thought that old nollywood is better than new nollywood?

Beorn:
You're answering a troll? Kudos to you.

scum, what consign you? let the war begin. hahahaha

SOZINN:
When Ant Man 3 came out and one dude was spamming the thread with photos of MODOK he got on Twitter, talking shît about a movie he didn't even see in the cinemas, I didn't do anything. Now that the flush is out and I'm returning the favor he has realized that we are supposed to see the movie for ourselves first before talking shît, what a fuckîng hypocrite. I've not even started yet and I'm not even hyped to see this shît, currently hooked on warrior season 1. Oh and please if you don't understand what we're doing just shut it. This is tradition 😁.

only cowards go to war without mentioning names. You are acting like a fool

oyaskii:
Passport 2022.

Kopiko! Kopiko!! Kopiko!!!


Reeling from the "The Flash Hangover" yesterday, My plan was to see Extraction 2 but i didn't have the mental focus to see it, i was looking for something light hearted and this popped up on Netflix, and i was genuinely surprised how good it was.

I was letting out burst of laughs but seeing it's a Nollywood flick, i was expecting it to go sour at some point, but to my shock they it didn't, they were actually able to stick a very good landing in the end.

It tells a Story of a Guy who lost his passport whilst hurrying to catch a flight, the passport fell into the hands of "Area Boys" and what ensued was a very funny sequence of unfortunate events.
Perfect casting but special praise to Mercy Johnson as "Kopiko", she was the true star of the show.
If you want something fun and light hearted this weekend i highly recommend this.

A solid B and by the way it's 7.7/10 on IMBD, for people into that 👀😀

old Nollywood or new Nollywood?

Baddestguyp:
I think his point was that this alphabetical rating is a very sîlly and vague rating...

Whenever I see it myself, I personally ignore it...
It's too vague, you can't really tell from it...
Same as most people... because the alphabets can represent different scores...

I think Cinemascore do it so people focus more on their reviews than the score itself...


Same as the review I see on this thread. Whenever I see alphabetical scores, I personally ignore it and focus on the review itself...the score is pointless

so yes...using alphabets to score movies is a sîlly rating system except your intention is to get people to focus on the review and not the score


If you simply dropped an alphabet without a review to accompany it, it would be clownery...but with a review, it makes more sense

are you one of those people that depend on online reviews before you see movies like most cowards on this thread do? e.g Mr James beorn

Octopusssy:
Superglue is too viscous to come out of the eye of the dropper.

Op, get a job. This one is dead on arrival.

bitch get the fúck out of here before I smash your onion booty and make you moan for my BBC

Octopusssy:
I blush in shame for using such inappropriate language

You don't have to feel bad. I deal with them hoes on a daily so I understand

Kaycee7:
May the 4th be with you

I'm darth vader, ruler of the cosmos republic, Slayer of the jedi wan kenobi. I bring you war. Hahahahahahahahahahahazeeeeeeee

Baddestguyp:
Renfield.....7/10

*Spoilerless:
Good performance from Nicholas Cage as expected.

I saw it as a casual/comedy popcorn movie so I overlooked the power inconsistencies, plot armor and even the 1 million plotholes

Movie doesn't offer much in terms of depth, but if you need a casual "dûmb-fun, shut off your brain and enjoy" movie...then it fulfils the role

is he playing dracula

Kaycee7:
Sing 2 keh? Abeg abeg!
Encanto songs are good bro. Run the playlist for Spotify once more. E sure me say you go find 2 tracks wey you vibe with.

thank you for standing for the truth. 45 virgins awaits you in paradise

iamoyindamola:
What is stupid doesn't have cure
Just report his monika

this one will be fooling himself that he's a gunner. When genuine fans are discussing the way forward for the club, he will show up

Calibrator:
Why not kuku make it a quarter of a day?

It is only you that know what is pursuing you..... Is everything OK at home?

he's been posting offkey recently

Ellexy:
That Remember me song is too dull for my liking. As for Bruno it's just there jare. Both of them unnecessarily overhyped.

herd mentality

abduleez1:
"Bruno" is overhyped AF. I don't even understand what people saw in that song that they raving. Coco's songs tops Encanto hands down.
I think Poco Loco is my fave too... There's many songs from that film I don't remember anymore.
Prolly, a Spotify repeat streaming will do.

people need to learn to be objective. Being biased and obedient won't lead them anywhere

Octopusssy:
Ogbeni, what tha actual fück? This is the movies thread, not the fūcking series thread. Please post your shît in the right section!!

What the fück!!!!!!

damn gal! Thats some african american lingo you posted up there. Where you from? Brooklyn?

Who's crushing on Crystal Renee Hayslett? She's some sweet hot milf

Who's crushing on Crystal Renee Hayslett? She's some sweet milf. OhBritannia, you will like her

Mindlog:
Her daughter is way "older" than you.....so quit the "poetry".

is it true her daughter was product of rape?

Fkforyou:
Naija people and wahala.

Them being talk say she get mental health issues hence her absence from social media.

We no sabi mind our Business for this country.

Happy Birthday to my MILF.

Cheers baby.

you fùck milfs?

Sultty:
[b][i] still my milf, make she just wrap her mouth round my giant

dick size?

eepeepook:
You no sabi am reach me. I know the colour of her favourite panties.

she dey suck dick?

MatrixReloaded:
Forced cake. I know her very well, too private to the core. Not that she's not approachable but her character speaks volume for other ladies to emulate.

have you fùcked her b4

His name is Lilian Brassier. He plays for fc Brest

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