₦airaland Forum

Ajani2plus:
Omo na so I jammed one babe like that for for area, to have the D na wahala even when allowed, e go just be like sey person dey force force naso I forget about am. An handsome guy like me, I looked away.

E no too reach some weeks like that she was trailing me everywhere in social media telling me she preg for me. Me keh? How? Where?

Na 2 days later her friend wey I dey do good to narrated the whole script to me. Lol

her pussy tight?

Ishilove:
A strip test is 100 naira. Blood test is 1,500 max.

Some girls are criminals sha, while some guys are just plain dumb.

Shior

coming from the experts. How many have you aborted?

Fuckaniza:
Hahaha... Where's yur location Broski?

lag

Fuckaniza:
I didn't even need to read this fücking epistle... I just saw the heading and hissed... Carry everything give am nah, ode.

Why y'all mofos always think you owe this bitches shit all in the name of relationship? Its relationship, not poverty alleviation.. haba!

You don't d8 Nigerian hoes, fück their pussies, dump em and move on!

Boogeyman557, abeg borrow me your kala, make I blast this nigga's left leg.. nonsense.

do you have any bitch number? I wanna fúck?

LORDKing001:
You're a Fool.
I'm also a corp member. I give my girlfriend no shit. You guys are the reason things don't work out if u get more money. Kindly delete her and move on. They're lots of fem corp members around you. So find out.

that's my nigga. meanwhile bring your gf let me fúck the shit out of the bitch

Oyiboman69:
all this period before he was paid, he's been enjoying the free packages that comes with being with the girl. why won't he give her a reasonable amount from the money?...

The girl na him wife or fiancee wrn he go dey fork and still dey collect small small money for awaiting wrn dem go pay am?

you are a disgrace to manhood. bastard

ukaface:
shuuuuu Sistuuuuuur Did you say he is selfish??!!!

ukaface wire me 10k for there

Ezendimmuo:
Good day guys...
I am a Corper serving in Rivers state...
My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month...
Well
We got paid on Thursday..
She was asking me when I was going to give her her share...
Mind you..
This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers..
Even my PPA doesn't pay...
I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles...
Just this week alone...
I have sent her like 3k...
She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later...
She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers...
I respectfully hung up..

Am I selfish

you are a disgrace to manhood

Cardealer2021:
Chai this one done break from yabaleft

evening sir, i have an issue. anytime i want to do shorttime with hookup girls, am not always in the mood at the moment and am always under pressure. It makes it hard to get erection. i saw your comment on one romance thread concerning sex with hoes that why i need your help. P.S: I have a high sex drive as i can sustain erection for hour when alone

Payporte:
raphina.
Dembele to psg

bring back messi

pu7pl3:
The Batman 3rd viewing :- 9.8/10

who's your best batman

AnfieldFan:
Blacklist Will, Man's just won an Oscar ya know so if Dem like,make dem blacklist am,(but nobody's blacklisting him). E sure me say this violence go boost Oscar ratings Wei d low

I would have preferred he won for the pursuit of happiness and Ali. Too late for me

Subzero47:
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a North African team to lose at home

safarigirl come and see

chiomaP:
Didn't see no email

really? I thought i sent email this morning to one progress eme or aren't the one?

chiomaP:
Only Catholic?

replied you

chiomaP:
You already sent me an email, you can continue sending the email.

okay. Let me go and access my mail. I will message you

chiomaP:
I'm on WhatsApp.

can I get your number on a dead thread if you don't mind? so we can chitchat.

isan:
Aribo was playing well yesterday making good runs i was surprised when Eguavon haul him off

is aribo a ten or a four?

Joseph08:
I would prefer a woman asking me that my guy

i can go 500 rounds. I no dey tire

Holluwhakemmy:
Guru.

oluwakemi i used to think you were a good girl

Crafteck1:
Brothels have coloured lights usually blue to show the secrecy and soothing pleasure

hotel sex or home sex?

chinweikec:
I think the name came from the first ever motion picture released in the year 1969 by Andy Warhol titled "Blue Movie". Another name for movie is film.

recommend a good condom for me?

Joseph08:
Nothing we no go hear for Nairaland...

Very soon unu go ask if man and woman dey knack wetin dem go call am.

how many rounds can you go?

madukaanaya:
chai! give this man porndor

you don suck toto b4

Who is watching Scream? Karleb, dierich5, kaycee7

Topmaike007:
nairaland na another realm entirely

sucking or fingering?

Allisgud:
So we're is the name MOJO gotten from

bløwjob

madukaanaya:
chai! My fellow bad man na u biko

alexis texas, aryana starr, natasha nice, bonnie rotten, london keyes, elsa jean, adriana chechik, lacey duvalle, flower tucci, sasha grey, remy lacroix, chanel preston. Who among these women would you like to fùck?

baralatie:
In Italy they had or have cinema strictly for watching blue films

favorite sex position?

TUTU147:
It has blue background and blue tone

you don finger b4