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Baddestguyp:
She doesn't exist

Is that from the movie Kick Ass?

Kaycee7:
Catholic saint. Possessed the stigmata (bodily wounds of Christ's crucifixion) on his palms, feet and chest.

Where did you copy the answer from?

KingMack:
how Regina dey even kiss this man and even dey give am Bee Jay

you don suck puci b4

chinwong:
I hope they allow them wear some sort of shorts inside else it’s going to be something else.

Make I no talk finish....

imagine they want to have sex

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahaha!!!!! This is funny

Nobody forced you to pay offering. The kind of person that once I notice you're trying to squeeze me for every penny I have in the name offering, I'll lock up with my face like granite and not move from my seat.

As for travelling from Ekiti to Akure, if you're not my blood sibling then no way in God's green earth will I cross the state borders in the name of attending wedding. I'll wire my donation, buy your aso ebi and even buy you gifts but I will not travel out of my location to any part of this unsafe country for a wedding ceremony. Never


Can't even remember the last time I attended a party

coming from a perpetual partypooper

sisisioge:
Nothing as saddening as morons throwing parties they could not afford! It is usually stressful for the stakeholders who invested time, money, emotions and other resources in them. Imagine buying aso ebi and even transporting oneself across boarders only to have the experience you had especially with the risk on the highways nowadays. Chai! Accept my sympathy...no let next time happen biko.

when are we getting married? I want to deposit my seed in your vagina

DispatcherLagos:
Ikeja oooo

Now they charge #1000 to iyana ipaja from ikoyi especially in the evening. Multiply it by how many times you will be going to work per month.
If I don't reside in Lagos island I have no business working in ikoyi.

where do you work

snoopz:
This science never see funke my babe

i want to fùck funke

Totomechanic:
you whyne the nigga, cone shenk am .. ya doing weh.

my big bros i hail you. Abeg i fit get the contact of that yellow girl wey release cum for ashawo thread.

Nnamdipapa:
This life no balance at all. Why I no cum get this Kain teacher for my secondary school.

Why! Why!

you missed. I used to fùck my SS2 Geography teacher when she's hørny. We used to do three rounds, four rounds depending on our stamina. Aunty tina, i miss you. Tho you took my innocence am glad you did

Do vampires bleed? And if yes whats the color?

Albertone:
Which kain nonsense questions you dey ask sef?

you are very stupid

maureensylvia:
Hmmmmm lol

have you been a bad girl before?

maureensylvia:
Awww
Pere is my best dressed for male

That lady on white is my best dressed for female

will you fùck pere if you have the chance

SultanOfPuna:
The day i First meet Tonto Dikeh
At Sam Mbakwe Airport in Imo Omo, that girl FRESH AND SWEET
My prick just stand like Russian Missile Ready to invade her Ukrainanus
You know its FINISHED When Oloshos Don Dey Reject Tinubu..

can you suck pussy

BlueMann:
As someone who wants Argentina to win,
Brazil are the team I'm scared of the most.

brazil ko brazil ni. Brazil that struggled to beat serbia, switzerland and costarica at the last worldcup. Belgium and debruyne demolish them. You are coming here to say nonsense. Who do they have? No let me slap you hot slap

OhBritannia:
Brazil are good and very dangerous but i tip Argentina over them.
These Argentine players are very hungry for the world cup, you can tell by the way they play.
These guys are going to do all they can to win this World cup, they are like a hungry, angry and drunken lions
They reminds me of Chelsea in the peak morhino moment.
Once they score you first, bro just forget about the match.
And to score them is like third World war

netherlands is winning it this time

bukatyne:
The silly look is part of the goal to create weak man who lose their masculine core.

Then weak man can't lead families who have a strong sense of identity.

I cringe!

do you wear bumshort

odinson1:
The problem is these beautiful girls don't give a single Bleep about you,they are only out for what they can get from you. So simping for them is tantamount to stupidity

what do you say to guys whose girlfriends are runsgirls?

ScienceStudents:
1. Filter
2. Make up
3. The real beauty itself is very temporary. 10-15 years max, its all gone

Thots like these are temporary. Stop wasting your time oogling at them
But self improvement is forever

am obsessed with this cute girl i met at my workplace. How do i get over her?

siofra:
Beautiful!!!!!


I love to see women who are assertive about what they want.

thunder fire you there. Useless girl

BlueMann:
The commentator in the stream I'm watching iny keeps mentioning Diego Costa, as if he's in the match

Modified: My bad, that's the name of the Portuguese goalkeeper,

go and buy ear drop

popizaino:
Ousmane Dembele to Chelsea, done deal. Full agreement reached on a five year deal, valid until June 2027. Medical, official signature & club statement pending. ��� #CFC

Thomas Tuchel was key to explain the project and get the green light from Dembele on a free transfer.


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una don buy glass. make una make preparation to pack the broken pieces. ibime and bluemann go lament tire. mumu people

do you know ronaldinho is black?

Martinez39s:
Kai! Next time, when you go abroad, don't allow any female to live with you. Also, when abroad, ensure to stay away from single mothers, especially their children.

will you ever get married?

pocohantas:
I swear. Is she an actress? She has good acting skills. Na only her know why she wants him down so bad.

You deserve a dirty slap. how can you not know Amber heard?