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DieRich5:
what's Amber Heard net worth? $8M, na to open leg mk her rich simp fans add $6M the remaining $1M na for house rent

she will pay instalmentally

Trevor012:
Anybody running into traffic blindly will have those pictures. Messi is the king of running into traffic senselessly

Messi is a dribbler. He's within his right to run into traffic. dunce

Ebukacute:
Using the almighty formula. No be we make the rules, we meet am for here. Nacho is better than Thiago silver. Mason mount > de bruyne Loftus cheek > Bernardo Silva. Odoi > mahrez+grealish+Sterling+all of their papa Ancelloti >>>> apariola. Isco >>> messi

I go woze you slap idiot

Amoto94:
Chelsea have been long-term admirers of Christopher Nkunku, and could be the first club to make a bid during the summer transfer window. The player is unconvinced by the Newcastle project. (l’Equipe)

what do you need nkunku for?

Pastor Andrewbaba44 come and explain to the house what you were doing on ashawo thread. You don look dey for olosho wey you go nack this weekend abi. I knew it.

Candidlady drop review. Stop sneaking in and out of the thread like a ghost

Kaycee7:
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) 9/10
Directors: Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert

Everything actually does matter in this acid trip from directors Daniel and Daniel. Every piece of the story, the setting, almost all the characters (every version of them).
Michelle Yeoh leads this multiversal adventure to solve a problem that wouldn't be created if Asian parents stopped putting so much pressure on they kids. Flanked by a couple of pretty talented actors Ke Huy Quan, playing Yeoh's husband, Waymond and Stephanie Hsu, playing their daughter, Joy.
Ke Huy Quan was my standout performance in this movie, making his switches across all versions of Waymond look easy to perform and each one absolutely believable to the audience.
Yeoh does a really good job conveying Evelyn's frustrations as she deals with a midlife crisis in denial while juggling the fate of life across all planes as we know it with an ailing

whats this epistle nitori olorun?

ukaface:
This isn't fair really.
So heartless

I go dey avoid any Muslim like this o.
Wicked souls

are you really a christian? Thou shall not blaspheme. They are coming for you. Look for where to hide

Stayingtrueee:
Shut ur mouth

you are rude. Is that how you talk to your customers

Stayingtrueee:
Where I come from u can't have an abortion alone. By the way the thought of abortion has been strucked out... With God on my side I'll be able to handle myself, my family is there too. Thank you

ashawo believe in God. Wonders shall never end

luscioustrish:
Hope you’re mentally ready to be a single mum?? It’s not easy at all and this isn’t totally about finances.
If you’re aborting the pregnancy why should you both go together?? He clearly doesn’t want to have anything to do with you whether or not you keep the child.
.
Make sure you you have a strong support system should you decide to have this baby.

have you considered being a hoe? Cos you look attractive

Classyuniquebae:
Don't you think it would be best to ask your mother that question or your sisters cuz it's obvious you came from a family of Oloshos .

Empty brain

you didn't get the joke. numbskull

Jmichael1:
honestly dear i understand ur pain..

i don't knw if i might be right or wrong,i tink u shud visit him one more time to knw his stand on dis..but...don't pick up a fight or quarel with him..

simp

Stayingtrueee:
Shut up ur mouth! Did I tell I don't have something doing?

how much for shortrest

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Pls keep mute and be patient enough till you get a little boy mature..

you are mysterious. who are you?

uwakeminent:
I'm fond of doing these. If a girl should ask me for money, my brain will just stop working until i give her the money. It's a bad habit, that's why i need help

have you had sex b4?

Magnoliaa:
[color=#770077]- What if he's a bitter X?
- What if she's testing him? To know how ready he is for marriage and a fathering role?
- What if it is a shit test?
- What if she wanted to test his medical knowledge?
- What if she wanted to know if he has good and sensible friends?
- What if she wanted to know how prudent he is?
- What if she wanted to know if he can tell his right from wrong?
- What if she wanted to know if she's with someone who can always stand up for himself and defend himself?
- What if it's a love story gone sore?
- Or WHAT IF the lady intentionally wanted to break up with him, but she can't do it directly, you know, the way men do, like cowardly frustrating a lady to leaving them instead of manning up and having the balls to break up directly?
- What if it's a social experiment?
- What if she wanted to trend and she knows for sure that he'll bring it to Twitter?

Nota bene ooo: Ehn, I am not.

the day i will break your head is coming

Legendoo:
They'll say don't generalise , when the average naija girl be werey.

They have not yet even started with you guys , unfortunately it's easier to scam good guys looking for marriage than bro loshos wey Sabi their parole...
Brolosho dey fck but na simp go suffer, and brolosho sef no fit marry olosho.no be JuJu be that. Pardon my jargon analysis but small sense still dey there.

how can i be a brolosho?

Ajani2plus:
Omo na so I jammed one babe like that for for area, to have the D na wahala even when allowed, e go just be like sey person dey force force naso I forget about am. An handsome guy like me, I looked away.

E no too reach some weeks like that she was trailing me everywhere in social media telling me she preg for me. Me keh? How? Where?

Na 2 days later her friend wey I dey do good to narrated the whole script to me. Lol

her pussy tight?

Ishilove:
A strip test is 100 naira. Blood test is 1,500 max.

Some girls are criminals sha, while some guys are just plain dumb.

Shior

coming from the experts. How many have you aborted?

Fuckaniza:
Hahaha... Where's yur location Broski?

lag

Fuckaniza:
I didn't even need to read this fücking epistle... I just saw the heading and hissed... Carry everything give am nah, ode.

Why y'all mofos always think you owe this bitches shit all in the name of relationship? Its relationship, not poverty alleviation.. haba!

You don't d8 Nigerian hoes, fück their pussies, dump em and move on!

Boogeyman557, abeg borrow me your kala, make I blast this nigga's left leg.. nonsense.

do you have any bitch number? I wanna fúck?

LORDKing001:
You're a Fool.
I'm also a corp member. I give my girlfriend no shit. You guys are the reason things don't work out if u get more money. Kindly delete her and move on. They're lots of fem corp members around you. So find out.

that's my nigga. meanwhile bring your gf let me fúck the shit out of the bitch

Oyiboman69:
all this period before he was paid, he's been enjoying the free packages that comes with being with the girl. why won't he give her a reasonable amount from the money?...

The girl na him wife or fiancee wrn he go dey fork and still dey collect small small money for awaiting wrn dem go pay am?

you are a disgrace to manhood. bastard

ukaface:
shuuuuu Sistuuuuuur Did you say he is selfish??!!!

ukaface wire me 10k for there

Ezendimmuo:
Good day guys...
I am a Corper serving in Rivers state...
My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month...
Well
We got paid on Thursday..
She was asking me when I was going to give her her share...
Mind you..
This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers..
Even my PPA doesn't pay...
I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles...
Just this week alone...
I have sent her like 3k...
She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later...
She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers...
I respectfully hung up..

Am I selfish

you are a disgrace to manhood

Cardealer2021:
Chai this one done break from yabaleft

evening sir, i have an issue. anytime i want to do shorttime with hookup girls, am not always in the mood at the moment and am always under pressure. It makes it hard to get erection. i saw your comment on one romance thread concerning sex with hoes that why i need your help. P.S: I have a high sex drive as i can sustain erection for hour when alone

Payporte:
raphina.
Dembele to psg

bring back messi

pu7pl3:
The Batman 3rd viewing :- 9.8/10

who's your best batman