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Illusioneffect:
I feel you. He does sound like he's reading bedtime stories to himself sometimes. Buttt… he’s lowkey built his whole brand off that calm, stoic delivery. It's not range — it's vibe and it Works. Wick? Perfect. Shakespeare? God, no. 😂

Also, My Own Private Idaho — young Keanu actually had chops there. You should peep it.

So yeah, you're not wrong. He isn't the GOAT actor. But he’s Keanu. And somehow… that’s enough.

Nuff said

abduleez1:
Someone needs to be flogged for this nonsense. 😭😭😂


https://youtube.com/shorts/dXZzs6lqXMU?si=HNhnazTRIkISiLks

Is that the real movie ? Loooool

BlackManta:
The only franchise in Hollywood that is completely bulletproof.

It's insane how they've managed to stay relevant despite pushing out average movies.

Everyone loves dinosaurs and giant robots. Anything gigantic generally. Apes and lizards included.

This guy and little finger suppose konsay no hope for them for the ticket.

Even malami dey shake yansh now. Imagine what we've gotten to

Purity07:
Old guard 2!!!! (8/10)



Nice movie with good story line plus action packed.....

Enjoy!

Really. Different strokes I guess. To me it was completely pointless and annoying like a filler episode in an anime.

The fight scene between Andy and qwynn made no sense. Left to me don't waste data and download this crap.

They've even ended it with to be continued except they didn't write that.

3/10.

Kobolander:
Which kind of wide consultations and deep personal reflection does someone like Malami needed in his resignation from the All Progressives Congress (APC). Tinubulation has made every dick and harry hero of some sort.

This clown definitely overrated himself.

I swear. Lol. Clown thinks he's a circus owner.

Meanwhile I remember his name being linked to some scams in the last government.

We really have short memories.

Of all people Dino melaye.

commoditiesnig:
Exactly what I was saying yesterday. Why not create a totally new party for a big coalition like this. Using an existing party is bound to cause issue

They're not serious. I stopped following up when I read trying to adopt a party.

Same thing that happened in labour party will happen. Old hands wouldn't let go ( o don't blame them I wouldn't either ), née hands would want to control like they've been doing in their own parties.

They should have formed an entirely new party and moved with it not trying to use an existing one. There will be problems similar to the labour party fiasco that hadn't ended till date even though that party is dead right now.

Labour fails to understand that Peter obi gave them the votes they saw not themselves. I hope this doesn't repeat itself.

oyaskii:
Ballerina (2025).

Same Old Same Old

Good action sequence and a compelling performance from the lead but maan, it is basically "John Wick" for female empowerment aficionados, same trope, same plot layer even, at the end, i just knew they were gonna have a hit contract out for her, for breaking some aged long rule of the family, to set up some unnecessary sequel and low and fking behold 😩. As if they haven't copied John Wick enough, they even tossed in John Wick for moral support.

They are definitely gonna milk this further, but i am really not tryna see "Mama Yaga" repeat these stunts for the next couple of years....so i bid this franchise, adieu, me sef don try 🙏🏿✌🏿

Gaddem. Now that was brutal.

Kaycee7:
This might rival Oppenheimer's lineup. Everybody wants to work with Dee Christopher. Even me sef go like collect random crew member #27 or something like that

Liat ain't complete without this guy

Quick lunch first meal if the day.

All thesenpoeple that every aspect of thier lives is on social media.

I wonder what the future generation holds.

You go toilet social media.
You make bed social media
You cross road social media.

What manner of f.....y is this ?

Love800:
You are talking about proof of funds na. Abi?

Or am missing something!

Proof of funds is your bank account balance.

Visa processing fee is the money you pay to have tour visa processed I.e review of relevant documents and granting or refusal of the visa.

twosquare:
Prepare for the week!



Trading can either change or ruin your life

Powell should STFU. All the speaking he has been doing wetin happen.

He should STFU

musazulyadain:
Good for them, what I'm seeing in these guys is that Nigerian youths are not benefiting from them, why they can't join hands together the same way their doing now to create something or company where youths can work and improve the rate of unemployment in this country.

Based on? They're hustlers too. They hustled thier bread.

seanwilliam:
Pepe might do crazy number sha. Along side doge, it’s currently the most popular memecoin on CryptoReddit now.

Guy how far? Been a minute

abduleez1:
For me it's a Masterpiece.
Slow burn but the pay off is outright worth it.

I'll try and see this again then. I think the slow burn made me.lose interest.

abduleez1:
Yeah I know all Best Lists will always be subjective. But this one got to be the most shocking. How is Past Lives topping that list with the amount of really top tier movies in it??

The movie is really good but being at the very top of the caliber of the top 30 movies listed is more or less a Blasphemy to me.

E sure me say na all these Gen Z new age filmmakers and industry insiders na dem give am that vote.

MODIFIED: Lmao..... Na now I just go back to it and realised it's PARASITE I've been mistaking for Past Lives since. 😭😂😭

Omo.....

I no complain again.

I saw parasite and left halfway. I got bored maybe I should revisit it.

abduleez1:
Solid list but the order of arrangement seems mostly effed up.... 🌚

Some key movies are also missing. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Just saw the phoenician scheme by wes Anderson. The grand budapest Hotel is also his doing.

When I first watched that movie I really enjoyed it. The style was unique and the characters had real depth. The guy is quite good though the phoenician scheme was a bit on the dry side. Still enjoyable though.

P.s I've seen 20 of those movies.

8 make my cut for rewatchable. I saw inglorious bastards and no country for old men recently.

I must check out there will be blood.

abduleez1:
You sure say HANNIBAL no be body horror?? 🌚🧐

Anyways, seems WB Pictures dominates the genre in terms of box office receipts.

Hannibal is a psychological thriller. It's a masterpiece

Sunshine34:
The first two comments above me are just so embarrassing, everything is for cruise, una no dey pray for a better government, everything is joke and scam to you. I observed we are no more optimistic and constructive again on this forum but to dismantle and label everything damn thing as bad.

NIGERIA SHALL BE GREAT

You don't pray for a better government you work for it. Positively and allow grace do the rest

I agree with the black of optimism but after getting repeatedly slapped in the face by the bad guy whenever you see him, what would your expectations be when next you run into him.


This is going to fail not because we are pessimistic but because the people who are involved are not serious and have Jo plans to actually make it succeed. It's headlines then forget about it.

Nazgul:
The way you're sounding, it's very clear that you either don't use a pre paid meter or you don't load it yourself.

If you do, you'll know that it's almost impossible to exhaust 200 units in a month for a flat.

And in case you're not aware, the consumption rate of units in Band A and band B, C and D are the same. The only difference is the price of the units.

I bought 200 units early this month and today is 28th and I still have over 70 units left. Meaning it could carry me till at least first or second week of July.

I put off my freezer once I wake up cos I leave it on over night making it freeze it's contents. I don't put on the freezer again until night when I want to go to bed cos most of its contents are still frozen. As for AC I only put it on at the peak of heat. (mostly in the afternoons). I barely watch TV only when there's a live match going on. So what are you arguing about?

If you spend up to 400 units (100k) in a month say it here with evidence.

If you're the only one using your pre paid meter, you can effectively manage how you consume electricity.

Let me even shock you. Most average Nigerians using pre paid meters in Band A don't load up to 200 units at a go on their meter. They load maybe 20, 30, 40 or 50 units and still use it for weeks. You simply have zero knowledge about pre paid meters.

Speak for yourself. You just went on a rant because your usage makes you seem smarter than the average. Well you're using your capacity.

Again I tell you many people are using more than 100k a month on light bills. Just say you don't know anyone.

You say people don't load 200 units at a go. Lol. I know many in thier houses who do this and more.

Next time just say to the best of my knowledge and don't assume

Below is my Dec purchase
I bought 50k on the 9th and by the 23rd it was gone. I had to buy again.

Prepaid metre isn't a big deal. I use it so don't be condescending.

Nazgul:
No bro they're not.

I'm not talking about duplex, shopping or office complex. I'm talking about 1-3 bedroom flat, 2 inverter AC (not your regular AC) freezer and your TV and other electronics.

You won't come close to 100k. I'm using myself as an example. Unless you're naturally wasteful.

Naturally wasteful. What does that even mean?

Just say your power demands are different.

What's the average you are talking about here monthly basis ?

Jakpon:
Lo. Another one bursted. I have said it before and I will keep saying it, most(not all) of the these guys that are into Tech, Start ups and self aclaimed entrepreneurs are part time fraudsters

Below was my comment few days ago when one so called "Tech Queen" was arrested in America for Cyber Fraud.

Yahoo lomo.
You see all these "I am into Tech" "I work from home" "I am a Realtor" "start-up & up-skilling" "I am into Forex" etc, most of them are coded fraudst.ers wey dey use English package themself.

They are not different from the regular Richie Pablo wey dey collect iTunes Gift Card from him client. The only difference be say dem just use English polish themself

You see for this life ehn, nobody fit pressure me again.

Reminds me of that guy that was on forbes magazine. I was laughing then saying where this one pass come from.....

Voila .... jail.

This guy never jam " no key " wedding.

That one na less than 100k. Man and wife don go house.

Nazgul:
Bro. 100k would be 400 units on band A. I don't think I've come across any home in Lagos that consumes 400 units every month regardless of their electronic appliances.

Guy dem Plenty. Many people are using over 100k a month for powering thier homes on band A. Once you on AC na die be that.

GRACEGLORY:
The prophesy is in play... 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2023

Do you want to know why I've been holding tight all these months.

Knowing my luck if I dump everything tonight by 10 p.m.....


When people look back to decide exactly when the pump started it would be 10.01pm today.

That's why I'm holding. They're waiting for me to leave. Well either we all chop the bull together or burn in ashes together.


I'm.still tired though

Eating meat first lol. Na who get only one piece of meat for plate dey consider when to eat meat.

Puss360:
Lol... Electricity generation is not cheap o...
Inas much as I don't like estimated billing, it's still better than prepaid...
Coz here in this country we really don't know how to minimise and utilize electricity..
If they force people to get meter and give constant 24/7 light, many many houses will be using bulb and fan only lol.. nothing more 😂... Coz for a minimum wage of 70k, many people can't afford to buy more than 5k worth of light in a month.. that's if they can buy up to sef...
Again, electricity generation is not cheap...!!!!

Use the light to where your power reach. Estimated billing is rubbish and people who have no light will be paying other peoples estimated bills.

Everybody should have meter

Clowns.

I will never forget the day I went to argue my case at eko disco.

I took evidence of video recordings of my meter as well as the last bill I received.


My meter reading on the bill was far ahead of my physical meter. After turning me up and down, I'd lost my temper and screamed

A staff there told me that someone has used the electricity and someone has to pay. I refused

They cut my light the next week. After back and forth I had to pay the bill. Prior to that I had started making moves for prepaid meter

Imagine when they installed the meter they put 100k + bill on it.

I got all the way to nerc on the matter. Back and forth. Once you load units they'll collect part of it first and leave the rest. Till they collected almost 70k.

Nerc then resolved and said they should remove the 30k + left

Since I've got prepaid I have peace now.

Adeolajude:
These devilish idiots are eager to brandish tax here and there..but can they allow tax payers to also go after looters. How hard is it for you to work hard, then you pay tax and then someone comes and steal the money in plain sight.

Exactly. The point.

Why would I work andnpay tax then one dude will just come from nowhere and pack my money into oblivion and say its allowance for themselves.

Dem do well.


I noted 50 million monitoring for individuals. I assume the clowns who passed the law and earn 20 to 40 million a month th don't want to be monitored

We are a joke and the world is laughing at us

I am tired.

This has to be the worst run ever asides btc. Even eth cannot see 3k. Sol sef don try for its turn due to pumpfun.

This cycle is so messed up.