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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 3:20am On Sep 16
descarado:

Tenkiu.
Help me ask am.

Was salivating already.

Army woman, where is our beans cheesy kiss


grin grin
Still cooking...
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 3:18am On Sep 16
wonyi:



Where is the beans?

I haven't finished chopping the onions.
grin grin

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 10:51pm On Sep 15
A great fan of large quantities of onions 🌰 in beans here.
One large bulb of onion chopped two more to go cheesy
I bought chopping machine but returned it as it wasn't chopping the way I like.

Cooking naija style beans.

2 cups of beans
3 large onions

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:07pm On Sep 13
Obrigardo:
The rapist felon trump must be fuckcing the disgusting laura loomer who looks like a pig.

He definitely is smashing her.

How you take know, were you in the plane ?
grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:06pm On Sep 13
She fine and younger grin

IjeBos:
This is what Trump is doing while he should be fighting for his life to win the Presidency and stay out of jail.
He can't even focus, to stay out of jail for himself.

Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 11:05pm On Sep 12
happney65:
The Coward,Thug and Bully is now running away from more Debates. grin cheesy

Truly,The Dems did the very right thing by asking Biden to drop the Baton for a younger Person.

No more...Kamala has done well. One is enough cheesy

He wouldn't want to anyway knowing madam is good.

Na grandpa that he can plummet he prefers to debate 5 times or more with grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 7:06pm On Sep 12
So many vexation on the last 2 pages.

What is really going on ?

grin

Give Kamala a chance cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:39pm On Sep 11
bemeruca:


trump should have said they are making 404 with pets


Soon he will talk about Nigerians eating all the pet goats grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:26pm On Sep 11
"In Springfield they are eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live there," Trump said during Tuesday's presidential debate.

I thought he wanted to add they are eating the owners of the dogs and cats too grin

I laughed so hard yesterday night grin

Haiti people have suffered grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 5:14am On Sep 11
bemeruca:


don't go this route. She is the VP because she is a woman, she is the presidential nominee because she is a woman. if she loses it is because she is a bad choice. there are better women out there. kamela is not it.

Describe better women oh Bemeruca.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 5:11am On Sep 11
bemeruca:


don't go this route. She is the VP because she is a woman, she is the presidential nominee because she is a woman. if she loses it is because she is a bad choice. there are better women out there. kamela is not it.

She did well tonight for undecided and independent people like me and you grin good enough for people like you who were waiting for a good debate.

What is left for you not to go vote for her ? Nothing except you are not happy she is a woman grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 5:08am On Sep 11
Obrigardo:
If you missed the debate, here's a summary of what went down..

In the fire & ashes of history...bye Felix grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 5:05am On Sep 11
PDPGuy:
Trump had solid answers within the first 10-15 minutes, but faltered throughout the rest of the debate

After that 15 mins, there wasn't substances in all he was saying.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 5:01am On Sep 11
1stGenAmerican:


The funniest thing was his lie about calling up the Taliban leader and showing him a picture of his house—like he was threatening him. Anyone that’s read a book or two and paid attention to the associated press reports knew that was a lie.
—I also was confused when he said 117 million Americans died because of Joe Biden in the early 1900s. Orangeman thought he was talking of the influenza pandemic but those numbers he just grabbed out of the air! 😂🤣

I was like what is he talking about.

So all over the place and can't answer questions as asked. His closing remarks were something else.

I tell you if he wins it is because of they don't want a "woman" president.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 4:54am On Sep 11
Immigrants Haiti people catching the Ohio dogs and cats and eating them all ? Nkitas and aja no longer live in Ohio...ummm

Was that important ?
Even if we love poodles and chihuahua - are they not meat for dog eaters grin

Quite unnecessary grin

Spicy dog chili for Bemeruca and raumdeuter grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 10:43pm On Sep 10
Just imagine the look on his face if he sees grandpa in the audience today grin

Are you back for real ? Did you take back your position? Can we do this debate next week ? Or January ? grin


AmazonTopaz:


Aww grin cheesy
Romance / Re: My Cousin Is About To Marry My Ex, Should I Tell Him. by armyofone(m): 9:22pm On Sep 10
chiagozien:
I don't know if to keep it to myself.

He recently told me his intention to marry her, But before then he found out the lady know me through her comment on my Facebook post, Which he asked me if I know the lady.
I told him yes that she's my friend but I didn't go deep to the level our friendship was.
He's asked me if she's my girlfriend that he don't want it be dragging a woman with his brother.

I told him no problem that he should go on with her if he likes her(Already tired of her and didn't know it will lead to marriage discussion) The girl confirmed to my cousin she knows me very well and even know where I live in City,told him my area and street.
But I don't know if she told him our level of friendship.

But before then the girl reached out to me and told me my cousin (junior) is asking her out, That what's our stand, Which I told her to go on if she like him.

Her reply was I am the one she love most but she doesn't understand my attitude towards her again.

I said Okay.

Now my cousin is talking about marrying her, Even some days ago I was with both of them drinking, watching Masquerade and being entertained (I went to my Town for new yam festival)

The lady lives in the same city with me, From where we meet,She came back,I don't know if is for the festival or for the marriage matter because my cousin base in my Town for now.

We dated for three months before I started ghosting her because of a character I can't live with.
She is too possessive.

No lady will pass without her asking why do you look her Nash.(Even when i May not noticed the lady that passed)

Questions of how many girls you collected their numbers today, how many girls toasted you today.
Always demand to go through my phones.

Outside that she had no issues with the little I know her.

I don't know if to mind my business because he's the cousin I am more close to.

You should have told him since you became aware of the relationship with your ex. Maybe grievance she is marring him not you ?

Well, tell him and move away.

Human beings sef!
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:14pm On Sep 10
AmazonTopaz:
Looking forward to tonight's debate. cheesy

Aside from Kamala cooking Trump for dinner.
She should use the opportunity to reach out to voters and expand the Biden coalition.
Good luck. cool

I am seated and waiting. cool

I will like to see grandpa show up and greet him grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:02pm On Sep 10
bemeruca:


You like that?
Grandpa makes buying seafoods expensive.


Pistachios is expensive too but we ain't complaining.

Peace and quietness to eat without noise is priceless!

Except noise from EazyE which brings about nodding head like agama lizard ofc tongue
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 8:58pm On Sep 10
bemeruca:


You like that?
Grandpa makes buying seafoods expensive.


Seafood expensive ?

I don't know about that. I still eat my wild salmon and cod regularly.
Who is complaining about expensive food ? grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 8:52pm On Sep 10
bemeruca:
Armyofone, raumdeuter

Can I eat my pistachios in peace?

grin
Want some ?

You should be happy now. Shebi you love grandpa and was sad to see him handover to pres in waiting Kamala ma'am.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 5:29am On Sep 10
bemeruca:


I am not able to vote because I crossed the border through Mexico. Kamel la Harris promise to give us asylum but she is almost unlikeable even if she is able to cure cancer.

You should try to vote. Make your vote and voice count!
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 5:27am On Sep 10
Ijebosc:


No matter what happens in this election, the US is in for tough days ahead. Too many people believe too much misinformation. A country can't survive if half of it believes their own made up facts.

True. Hopefully the next four coming years will clear things out no matter who wins.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 5:26am On Sep 10
grin

Laughing so hard grin

We are hitching a ride to the poll of his choice. He must vote grin

Ijebosc:


Look at this joker.
He said he crossed the Mexican border and landed in Canada. Lol.
You're not able to vote because you aren't even in the US not to talk about not being a citizen.

You know how silly your story was, you even started typing gibberish about kamala and cancer. lol.
You're a joker.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 12:31am On Sep 10
bemeruca:


Trump is never up in the polls. This is true when he beats Hillary, came close to beating Biden n Biden was up like 10points in some of these swing states.

Democrats should be very worried.

He is up now. 61% is a good place to be.

Have you cast your vote ?
We could hitch a ride to the nearest polling booth.
Family / Re: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by armyofone(m): 11:46pm On Sep 09
Glimpsetv:
A UK-based woman has urged fellow Nigerian wives in the UK to stop involving the police in minor domestic issues that can easily be resolved at home.

According to her, the London Metropolitan Police have issued a warning to UK-based Nigerian women, advising them to cease the frequent and unnecessary reporting of their husbands. She explained that for the London police to issue such a warning indicates they have grown tired of the excessive reporting.

She advised Nigerian women to learn to tolerate their husbands, explaining that men in the UK are generally more understanding than men in Nigeria, and should therefore be easier to live with. She expressed surprise as to why Nigerian women would suddenly find it difficult to get along with their husbands, whom they have been married to and lived with back home in Nigeria for over 10 years. She noted that just one year after relocating to the UK, many of these women begin having issues with their husbands, to the extent of reporting them to the London police.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBtrPB7Bw0Q?si=3Y4IgvbAivzXehNu

You must report violence.

It is mandatory in western clime!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 10:22pm On Sep 09
Interesting... 61% 🤔

SpaceX:
The honeymoon have ended reality start to kick in and true polls are coming out. Trump- 61.5% Kamala-38.3%
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by armyofone(m): 9:16pm On Sep 09
Just imagine ?

So she was telling lies shocked?


Zikolino01:


Fee for what?😂😂😂 tell am say e Dey craze.
You don’t need to pay any money, not at all.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by armyofone(m): 4:20pm On Sep 09
How is the NYSC processing done ?

What is the payment or cost for each step of processing NYSC at the moment ?

Someone said 290,000- 600k naira to do the whole process of going for NYSC from start to finish - is this true ?

She listed
Accreditation fee
Mobilization fee
Attestation fee
Nysc fees
cdc fee

Total 290,000 naira - 600,000 naira
The amount is weird. Thinking she is is up to some schemes.

Darkcholate and all, please come in and chip in the cost of the process to go for NYSC.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:28pm On Sep 08
Obrigardo:
Maga cultists are stupid brooo.
They have no shame. What the foorrrkk is this lol grin grin grin

Oh Blessed immaculate mother!

Bless me Ultima.
Receive ya blessings Kamala ma'am.

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Food / Re: See How Much I Spent On Soaking Garri by armyofone(m): 12:53am On Sep 07
Over feeding is one reason why food is expensive. One person eating three or more people's food.
How can a person eat that abundant pnut? Sugar ? 1 cube is enough.
Fish ? Unnecessary.

Learn to eat in moderation to bring COL down.

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Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by armyofone(m): 12:28am On Sep 07
vanbonattel:
In Abeokuta North, it's 350 for people who voted for bats and 1250 if you voted Obidients grin

Obidients are the ones suffering now.

Really ?
How do you guys portion each other?

How can I tell Bats from Obidients ?

You guys are hilarious 🤣

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