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Crime / Re: Human Head, Limbs & Other Body Parts Found In Woman's Fridge In New York (Photo) by armyofone(m): 7:41pm On Jan 24
Solofresh2:
@Sukkot come and see something

Sukkot no sabi this kind o
Crime / Re: Human Head, Limbs & Other Body Parts Found In Woman's Fridge In New York (Photo) by armyofone(m): 7:38pm On Jan 24
WriterNig:
Welcome To The 🇺🇸 United States of The Deranged & Criminally Insane 🤡 🤡

Welcome to New Jack!
Car Talk / Re: Since Petrol Is Now 650per Litter, Our Car Is On Vacation! by armyofone(m): 7:37pm On Jan 24
Testiebobo:
Now that petrol is 650per litter, in my family we no longer use our car anyhow anyday, our car is on vacation. To pop your bubbles we made a family roster on when to use the car. See below;
\MON\ unavailable
\TUE\ AVAILABLE (bible study in church, due to its far distance)
\WED\ unavailable( hour of favour, but in a nearby church\
\THUR\ unavailable( prayer meeting in church) use keke or okada or legs for transportation
\FRI\ unavailable
\SAT\ unavailable
\SUN\ AVAILABLE(sunday service)
In this tinubulation era, our car is on vacation and holiday by force by fire. The car cannot come and be enjoying money than the entire family.

Why use car for only church ? ( Bible study on Tuesday and church service on Sunday)
Look for church nearby if your current one is far.
Car Talk / Re: Since Petrol Is Now 650per Litter, Our Car Is On Vacation! by armyofone(m): 7:34pm On Jan 24
Kobojunkie:
Go on Google. You can easily learn how to do it yourself. lipsrsealed

Very easy grin
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Living Abroad Caught Wife In Hotel After She Claimed Going To Work by armyofone(m): 7:32pm On Jan 24
Beremx:
The woman no send the man sef. See the way he told the husband in Igbo "don't go there" with her hands in her pocket. The man obey by force.

My gender cheating with pride and being fearless grin grin

I tell you grin see the walking process like very satisfied grin maybe they had great steak or seafood dinner cheesy

They learned well from the grand masters.
Family / Re: My Wife Demands For Lab Test Most Times When One Is Not Cheating by armyofone(m): 10:40pm On Jan 22
Odingo1:
After going on trip for business purposes for like a month or two, wife constantly demand for lab test that she don’t trust anyone. What can someone do in this situation. No cheating is involved.

Nice and smart. Give her what she asked for.

No big deal.
Pets / Re: My Net Caught This Beautiful Kingfisher At My Pond Today (Photo) by armyofone(m): 10:38pm On Jan 22
The bird is singing

Don't eat me, don't eat me
That was how big momma fisher flew and ended up in a frying oil..
I want to thrive, let me fly away and soar
Let me go please don't catch me, don't catch me oh oh

cheesy

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 10:35pm On Jan 22
Akposy:
Masa 🍙!!! I made masa (aka waina) for the first time.

For the naive, Masa is a Northern Nigerian Rice Cake. It can be made sweet or savory; I prefer them sweet. I prefer my masa sweet. It is one street food I enjoy in the North.

I made chicken pepper sauce & served with my homemade masa.

Making this was not easy o. Initially, I added to much water while blending, this spoilt the entire batter. I had to add and add lot of cooked rice (normal rice) to thicken the batter.

I sha enjoyed my Masa 😋. My new Masa pan did a very very good job. It is one kitchen investment I appreciate buying.

Happy Sunday 😊

Walahi!

I love eating masa with sour vegetable soup (miyan yakua), authentic kulikuli (yaji) or a sprinkle some sugar.
Na manta how to make it now.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:53pm On Jan 22
Obrigardo:


She will ultimately drop out and bend the knee to the criminal defendant trump. She will cite Abortion as one of the reason she will endorse the criminal.
And this will be after all the racist diatribes maga cultists will slap at her, though criminal trump has already kick-started it by questioning where she comes from.

These people are not serious people.

It is a long road ahead. Grandpa is doing ok at least business is moving and it is peaceful so far in the land of the fruitful plains grin

Papa coming again ( sighs) so so chaos, fighting and lightning.

Basilico and Ben as true sons of the naijan soil, they like those kind arguments, fights and yabing...those street fights in Lagos cheesy so much noises no "meats". We don't want another hero grin
We like the quietness after years of storms cheesy.

Papa can give our precious Alaska away...
I don't want to miss my wild Salmon and wild Cod.

Say Yes to Hailey! Go Hailey!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 7:30pm On Jan 22
Hope Hailey continues to ride on. I wouldn't mind voting for her in Nov.

Her name has been changed by papa to Nimbra and Nimrada from Nimarata.

Hailey, don't drop out!

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Stowaways Filmed Hiding In A Europe-Bound Ship On The Sea (Pics/Video) by armyofone(m): 6:55pm On Jan 22
AkinPhysicist:


Go and do research on US gun violence/mass killings.

Then come back and spread your NEW found knowledge.

undecided ummmm
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 3:37pm On Jan 22
hahn:


Jendor at Odogunyan. The bread sweet die 😋

Please where is that ? Which state?

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Stowaways Filmed Hiding In A Europe-Bound Ship On The Sea (Pics/Video) by armyofone(m): 3:36pm On Jan 22
As how now?

AkinPhysicist:


They are MORE likely to be killed in the US than in Nigeria.

But your brain is too watery to see that.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 10:01pm On Jan 19
LordReed:


Why would you think Trump is not part of they? And do you really think Trump is a singular voice in this dog whistle?

They/Them is coming at 7pm
She/her is on the way
She/he is drinking coffee
Her/him is going to rally

grin grin

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Family / Re: Man Weds His Beautiful Japanese Bride ( See Photos) by armyofone(m): 7:54pm On Jan 19
Trophy12:
U sure say I no go travel go Japan so , anybody with info please grin

You must have money or very steady good job.

They won't marry just anyone. Not eba and watery okra or egusi soup chic go eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin Dives Into Ice Frozen Lake To Celebrate Epiphany (Photos, Vids) by armyofone(m): 7:51pm On Jan 19
Very nice way to calm the nerves!!

Very icy cold water showers replaces coffee/caffeine any day or time.
Health / Re: Video Showing Nigerian Caregivers Abusing 89-Year-Old Granny Lands Them In Jail by armyofone(m): 7:48pm On Jan 19
The didn't do well at all.

No dignity was given to the old patient.

They should have left and come back instead of all the forces they used.

Hope someone tell their Nigerian family awaiting pound sterling they are in prison in UK and no money is coming.
Health / Re: BON Hotel Manager, Tunde Solomon, Dies Of Heart Over Ibadan Explosion by armyofone(m): 7:44pm On Jan 19
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:24pm On Jan 18
sanpipita:
He wants to be a dictator badly, democracy in America hasn't been in serious danger than this.

Immunity indeed - nobody should be immune.

You have to be held accountable for your bad stuff.

I pray everyone wakes up and keep this guy quiet.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:19pm On Jan 18
hahn:
Home made amala with obe ata and ewedu 😋

The way you piled it up grin

Let me not talk so you don't send me away from eating the ata stew with the rice I brought wink
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:17pm On Jan 18
hahn:
Breakfast

Where did you get your bread ?

I tried Nigeria bread and it was horrible. I heard they now use cassava.
Travel / Re: Panic As Explosion Rocks Ibadan by armyofone(m): 4:31am On Jan 17
dabonny:



Which cantonment is close by?

You are sounding as if you know Ibadan too well, Adeyi is not even the same axis with odogbo barrack

Can you share pictures of this barrack ?
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 12:09am On Jan 17
happney65:


They are like Buhari supporters. Dumb and barely schooled.

A mass of illeterate supporters. What do you expect?

The whole shenanigans tired my eyes!

Hailey is bending too much. Ma'am, stand up to Trump, you have supporters!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 10:37pm On Jan 16
IjeBos:


Technically, but realistically it's a 1 person race. It has been this way since the beginning. Trump is going to win the GOP primary.

It would have been better if they rally around Hailey or DeSantis.

I really don't understand why they want him again undecided

God bless America! Home of the brave!
God bless our Troops!
Semper Fi

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 10:48pm On Jan 11
You dey fear plane ? grin

Kobojunkie:
Travel no day my plan at all as I dey speak. I no like traveling. As for food, my oatmeal still dey plenty. grin
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:38pm On Jan 11
Kobojunkie:
Armyofone, wetin be plans this year? grin

Travel to New Orleans.

Maybe go Naija too and visit Ahnie place to eat red oil food cheesy

What about you ?

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:33pm On Jan 11
Ahnii:

Na to cook red oil rice givam with enough atarodo.


cheesy cheesy

Red oil rice grin

My preference for rice is EVOO. But since it is Annie's red oil rice, I will eat and yes, with plenty Atarodo to cover the taste of red oil cheesy

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Travel / Re: Advice: Learning A Skilled Work Before Moving To US For Msc. by armyofone(m): 7:08pm On Jan 10
Karleb:


The problem is how to get there.

If to say Nigeria dey south America, no all of us go queue for border, enter and make sure democrats stay in power till the end of time.

The big problem is how to get to Mexico or Canada.

Many rivers to cross
Family / Re: I'm Tired Of Being Jobless by armyofone(m): 4:53pm On Jan 10
Ahnii:

Hello maso yina.

Hello cheesy

You done change ya name ?
Family / Re: I'm Tired Of Being Jobless by armyofone(m): 9:56pm On Jan 09
princemillla:
hope you are not among those who place disparity between graduate n Street urchins

Think beyond ur boundaries, being BSc MSc or PhD holder does not guarantee food on ur table. Go out there n learn one thing or two. You can never go broke again no matter wat.

You have numerous ways you can enter the street, with your knowledge you can rebrand that urchins job n make it more presentable.

This is 2024, stop building someone else's dream when you can also uplift ur own dream.

Goodluck

Please list the things he can go out there and learn. Give him list of ideas.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by armyofone(m): 9:21pm On Jan 09
Obrigardo:


The criminal is desperate. You know he released that cultist video and claiming he's a "prophet" ,so this bare faced criminal thinks he should be King, because Kings are the only class of humans mostly immune from prosecution by his people. Only an uprising dethrones Kings and America fought against kings and that's why that country remains till today.

I just can't wrap my head around the craven depraved stupidity of criminal trump. He will lose all immunity cases up to the Supreme Court. It's just a fact.

Well, he and his group are banking on SC working in their favor because he "hired" or put them there.
We have to move on from this one guy.

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