Jennyclay:
It’s not about hardship, the man is naturally stingy just like Zonefree

How can you tell a chicken seller to cut that small chicken wing into 17 pieces

This is the kind of stingy men I always pray not to cross path with because they can’t even spend #1 on you.

May the ones with real head on their necks land on our paths.

Men and women who destroy properties in their home during argument are mentally immature.

Pete ko...I bought acha and hope to make it.

zoer:


I made this some months back...

viodemus:
Some useless Nigerians think say when you reach airport, them go just tell you say, see key to house and car, follow us go back make we open account so that we go dey drop money for you.


Sometimes people wey dun japa dey send the wrong signal. Dem go dey suffer, but them go dey form oga for person wey dey Nigeria. People for Nigeria dey call you, dey use yes sir/ yes ma, dey wynd your brain, you go come dey spread. You go come dey tell yourself say see me o, wey dem dey treat anyhow for the japa country, person dey call me dey call me sir and ma. You go come dey form imaginary boss.


Another thing wey Nigeria dey do to japaree, be say, una dey make dem go into thieving. Them dey catch some, some dem still dey observe them - to be caught later. Money launderers, 419s, fake business owners, etc


Nigerians abroad, focus on your future, even if e take you 30years or more. How you go dey kill yourself for people wey no know your pain and very little gain. Focus on your future, if you fit sacrifice, do your best. All that, make I go build for my village, this and that, no dey rain again. If them do land law, dem no get choice than to do land law, That house wey you build go clear, or if tribal conflict happen, that building go burn. In a future wey dem go build millions of affordable luxury apts, same design, easily to dismantle and rebuild in a day or a week max. So, build a business, force the SE gov to do something of the future, in regards to housing.


In summary, japa is not heaven. you go fresh because you go dey more enlightened to the infrastructures of civilization. Any wealthy country go make you fresh because of the basic infrastructure. Nigerians wey dun suffer tire, dey change when dem reach that side. Any poor person fit turn their sink and water go come. Light dey; But na those japaree, dey do the hardwork and collect the minimum pay.
Japaree go cun dey find out say your 1k a month, or 2k or even 10k, get enough bills wey follow come, if you default you go loose something. If you no pay your bills, you go loose accomodation. If you loose all, cun go homeless shelter, you no fit comot - come back how you like. Once money dun begin come your account again, you no go qualify for shelter accomodation again. There are many scenarios, nobody fit work 24hrs for one week. If dem code say na wetin you dey do, them fo fire you. Them no want make you cun die for their own side when you leave your other job. etc.

Very true!!
You summed it!
Life abroad is no joke.

Christistruth03:






How many Nigerians do you think have even N5 Million in their Accounts?

She should have helped 2 of her Siblings to Europe it would have reduced the Family Pressure on her tremendously
.3 of them would have been
sharing the family issues

You think it is that easy to do that or easy for her to do ?

Do you know if she spent so much on agents for them ?

IjeBos:
Republican Pastors being Republican Pastors.

Slyfoxx/Janet/UrMomsBabyBoy, he reminds me of you:
Pretends to be a man of God - ✔️
Always talking about/condemning homosexuality - ✔️
At the same time always talking about/dreaming of fuxing guys in the anus (see last post)- ✔️
Alter ego as a women (in your case, Janet) - ✔️

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alabama-mayor-bubba-copeland-died-by-suicide_n_6547b70de4b01b258584135c

What happened to him was so sad.
He shouldn't have taken his own life.
Nothing wrong being a pastor, mayor and trans.
Not an evil combo.
May he rest well.
He said his wife knew about his cross dressing. That it was to release stress and anxiety.
He looked fine as a woman!

Follow your own terms and destiny.
Marriage is not a requirement for survival.
Have a job, live and enjoy your life.

Until you have that someone who loves and respect you, until he comes your way (cheating is disrespectful) live your life.

SuperOnyi:




Useless black monkeys, if y'all annihilate yourselves, the British will come over here to populate the land just like they did in America and Australia. Nonsense!

So sad how they go to university ( a citadel of learning to acquire and achieve) to do bad things..

CJStarz:
That was when people trusted and genuinely loved. No fear of anyone poisoning your child or children who went visiting.
Not in this era anymore,my brother. People are living in fear of their relatives.

There is always fear of poisoning with our Nigeria parents. He ate Mrs. Diddy food and died. I think it could've been a case of Ecoli or salmonella, unwashed hands etc there are still people who are scared of poisoning and dying from eating other people's food.

dominique:
Reported him doing what? Sleeping during working hours, putting unnecessary strain on his colleagues. He expects his co-workers to cover up for his insurbordination because they're compatriots? Nonsense!

Leave Nigeria mentality and attitude at Nigeria Airport dem refused.

Western countries employees and employers like to see you take your work seriously!
Now he will sleep well when no money to pay his bills.
His lesson learned.

radautoworks:
tried Costco last year after decades of Sam's. Going back to Sam's. Costco stores are the definition of CHAOTIC!

Lol the bulk food from all of them scares me
Bulk cereal and bulk meat...not yet. I do enjoy weekly shopping for fresh foods and normal size. I enjoy buying normal size and the good feelings of "empty " pantry and empty fridge

Georgejeez:
Will Smith ABI na Will Simp needs to come and learn the art of Husbandry from this distinguished Senator and Major General of Marriage affairs , Sen Ned Nwoko ..

Imagine me having half of Will's wealth yet simping for an old wrinkled ugly duckling like Jada , even slapping a brethren in public for that thing .

Jada is a fine lady! Nothing ugly about her.

Pepperdemisback:

Nothing lasts forever, people took the back seat and went through some emotional and psychological trauma for her to reign and occupy. So, she should feel the heat in the kitchen too.
She was a student at Igbinedion University, Ned entered her head, she started misbehaving until she was expelled. She should have been on final year now or finished schooling. She will soon realize that her only achievement is getting married to Ned just like Chioma.

Nothing should ever make you throw opportunity to earn a degree away. If I were her, I will enroll again and get a lucrative degree.

cococandy:


Pic attached
Got mine from Costco. But target and Walmart sell it too.

Thank you! I will check it out at Target. My costsco expired.

kkins25:


🤣 🤣 🤣.... I'm telling you.. wooden tray equals money😂😂😂...At restaurants, once u see wooden tray, better check wallet... they will bill u!!!!!!

Really ? Tray for server?

mariahAngel:


Here's one for buns.
I'll get you the one for puff-puff later.

Buns recipe.

- Flour 2 1/2 cups

- Sugar 1/2

- Baking powder 2 teaspoon

- Salt 1/2 teaspoon

- Nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon (optional or you could add any flavour of choice)

- Butter 2 tablespoon

- Egg 1

- Milk 1/2 (plus water if needed)

Thank you oh!
Waiting for the next oh!

Maybe as a resident, he is working overly hard to be the best at his job and finish up. In the process he was taking keeping sleep at bay stuff and coffee to sleep less... the combination might have caused heart problems ?

We know our outside...hard to know what is going on inside. Race against our human bodies.

Maybe he has underlying health problems he wasn't aware of.

What a loss of a brilliant person!
Rest well and condolences to his parents and family

IjeBos:


See his good delicacy.. Ballin.. Oga, you just Ballin.
I'm dead

Sort the mix and set the meats aside mana.

War every where.

Brothers in Arms!

cococandy:


Yes. But my version of it. Made with Japanese bbq sauce and mixed veggies from Costco

Please what is the exact name of the Japanese BBQ sauce?

mariahAngel:
Buns

Ingredients:
- Flour
- Sugar
- Baking powder
- Salt
- Nutmeg
- Butter (or margarine)
- Egg
- Milk/water

I will like to make both and see the outcomes.
Please share the recipes of both.

cococandy:
Leftovers. Yum

Coco, what is the beef meal by both side ?

Chinese beef and broccoli ?

kkins25:
That serving tray looks great.. classic.

I like this kind of tray when the meal is free

I think if no skills then one must have the money. It is either have the skills or have the money to take you there. Not by asking or assuming other person take the financial responsibility to help you to travel.

Maybe your friend is discouraging you because you are indirectly asking for his financial help.

Eriokanmi:
I don't believe so. Have you been to your village and see how many old people are there, still doing farming? Only in the cities do people age fast.

Suffer, excess sun exposure, stress and extreme hardwork aged these people you are referring to. They could be 55years or less.

Gagare1:
[noquote author=Teetee777 post=126226975]You can still spend #300 for food in the north and okay.
You can buy rice and beans #200, meat #50, pure water #10.

Or

Buy Kunu (Pap) #100, Akara #100

Or

Buy fried potatoes #100, fried wara #100.

Or

Buy fried potatoes #100, wanke #100

I was surprised when I traveled to Jigawa state last week, I bought rice and beans for #200, meat for #100, and you know what, the girl gave me 5 pieces of meat. It surprised me that even in Kano state, meat is #50.

Very true.

Another thing to note about the North:

Everything is much cheaper in Muslim dominated areas. You will get the same value for far less in Gayawa than in Sabon Gari. If you want to buy foodstuffs, go there and buy. Thank me later.

Why 5 meats surprised you na ? Not them dey farm kawo?
Barkka dey yama. Nama ya yuwa.
I will love to live in the north for the simplicity.

sukkot:
who dey eat for roadside ? armyofone come chee somtin ooo

Definitely not me ! The thoughts of those huge red eyes flies hovering on top the food and the dripping sweat landing on the food etc phew!!
Dear Lord, I leave the road side food for Sukkot. He can have it all
The foods are nice and enticing but I will pass.
My immunity is strong

Arizoner:
hi, i woke up this morning to discover numbness in my right leg. I can't feel a thing. At first, i thought it was normal blood clot. Up till now, it hasn't left. Altho, I can feel the piercing of a needle.

Hurry go to the nearest hospital right now.

I can't believe you all falling for ghost stories.

A mental disorder and brain malfunction! Common!

Smh
Even my pal Sukkot didn't take away much from his Chicago sojourn years and during freshman psychology classes.

My fav person McCarthy has been kicked out

Out out brief candle....a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more.

Gaetz, take the floor. Appoint ya sef.

Iyanuoluwa007:

Yes he did. Sango worshippers wear earrings till this day. I'm impressed you appreciate African mythology. I'm a big supporter of our tribal deities.

I do - i enjoy fake stories to while away some part of 24 hours.
I just don't like that they use it to deceive other people.

They ask you to bring an animal to appease the deities only for them to either enjoy it or waste it away in form of sacrifice...

Okay - but guys should stop using earrings after they hit like from 40s up....

Sukkot, how many did you drilled into ya ears during ya Peckham and Chicago days?

I read somewhere shango the gods of thunderstorms had earrings according to some legend