₦airaland Forum

The former aide to Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Pastor Reno Omokri has said that the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed married the mother of lies after satan divorced her, “making him,”(Lai Mohammed) “Lie’s step father.”
The pastor also said that, considering the recent statement credited to the Minister wherein the minister was quoted as saying that President Muhammadu Buhari speaks with his vice, the Acting President Yemi Osinbajo daily, that he (Omokri) has further been constrained to take every word of the Minister with a pinch of salt.
He also said that a DNA test should be conducted “on lies to determine who is its real biological father between Lai Mohammed and satan.”
Reno Omokri & Alhaji Lai Mohammed
“Lai Mohammed says President Muhammadu Buhari talks to acting President Professor Yemi Osinbajo everyday, Sahara Reporters reported today that President Buhari has not spoken to Osinbajo since he left Nigeria for London, U.K. on the 7th of May, 2017.
“Who to believe? I would like to believe Lai, but my mind finds it hard to believe a man who said that President Buhari has fulfilled his campaign promises or that the Whistle Blower policy has generated $8 billion within two months or that the President is ‘hale and hearty’ or that dressing up a single masquerade can provides a thousand jobs or that the herdsmen killing Nigerians are from Mauritius. The truth is that even when I want to believe Lai he makes it hard for me to do so.”
“If not that The Bible said Satan is the father of lies, I would have thought that Lai was Lie’s father and wished him happy Father’s Day! I have been corrected. Satan is indeed the father of lies, however he divorced Lie’s mother and Lai married her making him Lie’s step father.”
“I think it is high time we do a DNA test on lies to determine who is its real biological father between Lai Mohammed and satan.”
Speaking on the ordeals of the telecommunication network, Etisalat Nigeria, Pastor Omokri also said that those managing the telecommunication network worked with President Buhari and undermined the Goodluck Jonathan’s administration not knowing that they were destroying themselves.
“Those behind Etisalat Nigeria backed Muhammadu Buhari and publicly and privately undermined Goodluck Jonathan, thinking they were destroying GEJ. Today they find that it is themselves they destroyed! They thought that the man whose leadership made Nigeria the largest economy in Africa and the third fastest growing economy in the world was bad.
“They have now seen how good the man who threw our economy into recession has been to them. One by one, the evil that men do will live, not after them, but with them, whether or not they are short in size and live in Kaduna or not!”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/mbaka-bakares-silence-removal-crk-schools-may-surprise-satan-reno/

It's all about ROCKET SCIENCE...

Do I need to first click on the link?

Password to the front page. ..snake, Tonto. ..and now Evans

As a christian pastor, is it allowed for him to eat such food at breaking of a muslim fast?

72 virgins (not 21 virgins)
get ypur facts right and don't short-change person wey don port from this life abeg

Mods, Front page pls.
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This is Evans wife ooh biko.

Wharf nko?

I just know what to call these shameless politicians!
Embarrassment?

mtcheeew!

edoyad:
Only the poor who steal meager amounts are prosecuted in Nigeria. If you're going to steal make sure it's billions.

You've said it all!

Yemea1:
Helllo great
I need assistance of all engineers and architecturals in the house
I want to know how much it will cost me to build a 6blocks of flat in surulere.

Kind of urgent.

provide total area and expected thickness...I'm sure nairaland has enough architects and builders that will do justice to it

azimibraun:
But they never told the South South people they wanted to leave? Na people wey dey threaten to waka dem assist with waka date... Anyways this is all a joke that will pass.

aboki no fit differentiate between a biafran and a niger deltan.
when dem wan kill, all southerners are biafrans. ..even northern christians will be killed

sauce abi stew?

without these vices, the APC won't survive. I doubt Osinbajo will heed to this

Too long!

xcellinking:
So this y I have not been seeing this sugar in the market. It's Dangote every where. Oh my St Louis

you actually didn't need quoting the whole thing!

grayht:
say no to tribalism...




we are indeed one Nigeria

Na you and who be one Nigeria?
Abeg, swerve.
Truth is dat, like many other "nairalanders" you came to check name and got disappointed.

Kamelot77:
congrat.......... dis child will ask one day , aunty Linda wen will u marry

The truth is dat it's NOT all ladies that will marry.

Tribe. ..check...
Religion. ..check....
Are you a yoruba muslim?

vingeophysicist:
igbo man again

You expected him to be. ..

Kizyte:
OK, nice, that's what I need to transport my car from one state to another in Nigeria cos of bad road. I can't afford to drive my precious car across states on this our rugged roads.

Try pass your JAMB first

still not impressed
far from the promise ...


$1=#1

NwaAmaikpe:



The security man is wicked and a coward...


See how he stylishly sneaked away.

He was in the best position to engage the occupants of that car in a physical combat.

And he would have been celebrated if he died in the process....

But what do I know, Zenith Bank securitymen are only good in soliciting for tips.

Are you related to NwaObinkita?

NwaObinkita:


See as valuable blood just wasted...


Better blood wey person for take go shrine make money

Nwa Obinkita ibem

Why is the man in your advert running away from the estate?

Points to same people, same religion!
PEACE

Quit your job?
Easier said. ..not when there are countless and qualified but not employed graduates out there.

My 1 cent. ..keep your job and have your private business running!
Nothing sweet pass multiple streams of income.

Olascosuco:
A paternity test will now be carried out on the child to determine who truly is the father.

Sure way to settling this case once and for all.