₦airaland Forum

highrise07:
.....bae once ate his cassava

Twizzy30:
Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden. After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. Finally the D-DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country(Kenya). The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya. Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu! Don't laugh alone, share.

Nnamddi:
According to President Buhari's media aide, Bashir Ahmaad, below are 11 things the President Muhammadu Buhari administration has so far achieved.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/02/see-11-things-president-buhari.html?m=1

Eluwilussit:
Some of you don't even know which names belong to which tribe. Ushie is Cross River name. The victim had igbo name. That does not make her igbo though. Kanu Agabi is from cross river though he has igbo names. I must also admit that there are igbos in cross river but Ushie is definitely not igbo.

Anyway, as long as the jibe makes your day.

hinwazaka:
May thunder strike all of you

dre11:
http://thenationonlineng.net/husband-no-longer-ejaculate-inside-sex/

A whole year

marshalcarter:
NCAN reportin live from lagos ojo okoko cassidy

topic:419ers nd lazy creatures shitting all over lagos

occupation: #20 collector in every bustop


Tribe:AFONJAS


punishment:life sentence

sarrki:
Baba we miss you

A Good and listening father

A worthy son

God bless you Mr president

God bless federal republic of Nigeria

eagleeye2:
That one na jonsing talk.