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spiralwedge:
Catholics are not Christians in the first place. They are a cult, in the same category as the Church of Jesus Christ of the latter day Saints (the Mormons).

The Christian Association of Nigeria was founded in 1976, and originally
only contained the Catholic Church and mainline Protestant groups.
However, it later expanded to include Pentecostal churches as well.
I believed ur church joined an association dat has d first president as a Catholic..... All meetings of CAN were once held at Catholic secretariat... Ur church must b a cult group also.....

Generation blind folded by their pastors!!!!!!!!!

Chrisrare:
All catholic church does is practise pagan worship. So let dem leave CAN, dey aren't even supposed to be there.

The Christian Association of Nigeria was founded in 1976, and originally
only contained the Catholic Church and mainline Protestant groups.
However, it later expanded to include Pentecostal churches as well.

Definitely dis is not in Benin..... Back of d house is rocky..... And Benin is not associated with dat

GlorifiedTunde:
Religion!

There is nothing spiritual about these popes. Its just a political role.

Many of their doctrines are against the biblical principle.

Did Jesus wash the feet of the heathen?

And people have turned this so called pope into a god. They listen to him rather than the word of Jesus our Saviour!

May many of us not follow men to hell in their deception by religion.

U see ur life?.....
Asking if Jesus washed d feet of His bethren
And u claim to b more biblical.
U are still a baby

Stop typing trash.... Not everything u must comment on
Just sit and read people's comment

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR. *During campaign* APC: Young man what are you eating? Nigerian: Rice APC: Rice and what? Nigerian: Rice and one meat. APC: What are you drinking? Nigerian: Fanta. APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink. Nigerian: Is that so? APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more. *Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1* APC: Food is ready. Nigerian: What do we have. APC: Beans and pure water. Nigerian: No meat? APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty. *Nigerian eats* # Day 2. Nigerian: No food today? APC: Nope, your cook traveled. #Day 3 APC: Food don ready: Nigerian: What do we have today? APC: Beans. Nigerian: No pure water? APC: The last cook looted your kitchen. #Day 4 Nigerian: No food today? APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items. Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat. APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane. #Day 5 APC: Food is ready. Nigerian: What did you cook? APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk. Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now? APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook Nigerian: No sugar? APC: The last cook used all the sugar. #Day 6 Nigerian: Wetin dey today. APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

Yorubago:
Tecno l5 is 15,000 or you can get a tecno camon c8. I think that should be 20,000

Oga get ur facts right..... TECNO camon c8 is now 41k on Jumia....and ranges from 38k-40k at stores...... Dats wat I'm using..... It was never sold for 20k

NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2016 Batch A
S/NO Event Date
1 2015 Batch B Post Mobilisation Workshop 19th - 21st
November 2015

2 2016 Batch A pre-mobilization workshop. 5th - 9th January
2016

3 Briefing of corps Members/ final year students. 12th -
22nd January 2016

4 Display of list of all approved programmes for institutions
on NYSC portal for cross checking 11th - 22nd January 2016

5 Collation of Prospective Corps Members' Data by Corps
Producing Institutions CPIs 11st - 25th January 2016

6 Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved
Result for Full/Part-Time Graduates and Revalidation Lists
by CPIs 25th January - 6th February 2016

7 Uploading of Corrected Lists by Corps Producing
Institutions 25th January - 6th February 2016

8 On-line Registration by Foreign and locally Trained
Nigerian Graduates 8th February - 12th March 2016

9 Entertainment of complaints from Prospective Corps
Members by the state Deployment and Relocation officers
and NYSC Help Lines/Desks 14th - 19th March, 2016

10 Forwarding of Complaints to Mobilisation Dept by State
Deployment and Relocation officers 14th - 19th March, 2016

11 2016 Batch A Orientation Course (Stream I) 30th March -
18th April, 2016

12 2016 Batch A Orientation Course (Stream II) 27th April -
16th May, 2016


Source:nysc.gov.ng

MagicBishop:
Catholics are not Christian but pagan idol worshippers .
That quote is not meant for the likes of mbaka and co.

Bros na so ur sense cari u reach?

Here Are Things To Think About For Those Who Wants To Be Successful

Permit me to give you these words of wisdom sent to me. It will also be a great blessing to you. Please read and meditate on them:
1. ON EARNING: Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second chance.
2. ON SPENDING: If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.
3. ON SAVINGS: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.
4. ON TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of a river with both feet.
5. ON INVESTMENT: Do not put all eggs in one basket.
6. ON EXPECTATIONS: Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
7. IF YOU are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. Past is a waste paper. Present is a newspaper and future is a question paper.
8. WHEN bad things happen in your life you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.
9. EMPTY pockets teach you a million things in life but full pockets spoil you in a million ways.
10. OUR EYES are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.
11. WE USED a pencil when we were small but now we use pens… do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now. So read and write carefully otherwise life will be a tissue paper
Feel free to add yours.

HungerBAD:
UNIBEN,EKPOMA,ESUT OR OKO POLY.

Be guided!!!!

NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2015 Batch A
S/
NO Event Date
1 2015 Batch B pre-mobilization
workshop.
2 Briefing/Sensitization of final
year students and prospective
corps members.
3 Display of list of all approved
programmes for institutions
on NYSC portal for cross
checking
4 Submission/Uploading of
Senate/Academic Board
Approved Result and
Revalidation Lists by CPIs
5 On-line Registration by
Foreign and Locally trained
Nigerian Graduates
6 Notification to prospective
Corps Members on their
mobilization status
7 Delivery of print-outs to CPIS.
8 Verification of Complaints
from prospective Corps
Members in all NYSC state
secretariats/FCT
9 Submission of Marital/Ill-
health cases by CPIs.
10 Notification for on-line
printing of call-up letters
11 Delivery of call-up letters to
CPIs
12 On-line printing of call-up
letters by Prospective Corps
Members/Collection of call-up
letters in the schools
13 2015 Batch 'B' Orientation
Course 28th October - 16th
November, 2015


nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2015/2015b.php

A farmer never says, ''I've been all over that ground
before," but he works it every year, and every year
reaps a new harvest.

Never give up.!!!!

Etumgbe:
As u are thanking God remember to also thank GEJ

Funny but #fact

Former Niger Delta militant leader,
Mujahid Asari-Dokubo, says that
if President Muhammadu Buhari,
respects the rule of law, he would pay the
contractors of the oil pipeline
surveillance for their service.
Asari-Dokubo, who is one of
those awarded pipeline surveillance
contract by the Federal Government,
revealed that the three-month deal
elapsed on June 15 and that the ex-
minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani
Allison-Madueke, did not sign for the
payment before she left office.
The former militant vowed that he and
other contractors would follow due
process to get their money from the
Federal Government.
“Diezani (Allison-Madueke) did not
sign payment for the contract
before she left. All across the six
states (Lagos, Ogun, Ondo, Rivers,
Delta and Bayelsa) where the
contract was awarded none of us
were paid; none of the companies
were paid.
The Federal Government should do
what is needful by paying the
money they owe. The same
mandate that was given to Buhari to
become President was the same
mandate that was given to us in a
legal and binding contract.
If Buhari is law-abiding and if his
government respects the rule of
law, the contractual obligations will
be followed. The contract was
awarded to corporate entities by the
Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation. We did not go in as
individuals and the corporate
entities are regarded as individuals
under the law. No contract was
awarded to any specific individual.
The same way they give contract to
people to lift oil; the same way they
give Julius Berger contracts to build
roads; the same way they give
people contracts to build houses;
that is the same way pipeline
surveillance contracts were given to
us.
But they (FG) are not paying for the
work done. It is against the law of
the land. Paying us our contract
money is the right thing he (Buhari)
ought to do and for any reasonable
human being.”

www.ynaija.com/muhammadu-buhari-asari-dokubo-diezani-allison-madueke-pipeline-surveillance-contract/

OrlandoOwoh:
EFCC and ICPC two agencies I want to see merged. Having two separate boards for the agencies only drains the pocket of the government.

God bless the President.

#Fact#

After three weeks of consultations with international
and Nigeria’s political leaders, President
Muhammadu Buhari appears set to effect major
changes in the administration of the country in a bid
to translate the ‘change’ mantra of his party into
reality. To start with, the President is said to have
accepted the recommendation of the transition
committee he raised a few weeks ago to slash the
number of ministries from the present 42 to 19 with
a view to saving cost and making them more effective
and responsive to the needs of Nigerians.
In the same vein, many of the ministries have been
merged to ensure proper coordination of duties and
ensure greater efficiency and service delivery.
A source close to the Presidency told Sunday
Vanguard that the number of Federal Government
departments and agencies had also been trimmed in
line with the policy of the administration.
Effectively, it means that no fewer than 50 of the
MDAs that were not backed by relevant laws might be
scrapped and their staff moved into relevant
departments to save cost.
The Presidency source hinted,”But the point being
made is that relevant MDAs that will exist under the
present administration must be those backed by
laws.
“What that means is that the era of doing things the
wrong way to please certain persons in positions of
power is over.”
Shedding light on some of the ministries that had
been merged, the official pointed out that the
Ministry of Aviation and relevant agencies had been
subsumed with Inland Waterways and associated
agencies.
Similarly, the Ministry of Agriculture has been
merged with that of Water Resources under what the
Presidency source described as the consolidation of
larger ministries.
It was learnt that under the administration of Buhari,
only 19 ministers and 17 ministers of state would
operate as opposed to the previous arrangement
where there were at least 42.
It was further gathered that some ministries would
be run by senior ministers while others would be
manned by junior ministers to save cost.
On the fight against corruption, the source disclosed
to Sunday Vanguard that the Economic and Financial
Crimes Commission (EFCC) is to be merged with the
Independent Corrupt Practices Commission, ICPC, to
tackle graft in a new way that would be prompt,
fearless and decisive.
Buhari, who travelled out of Abuja since returning
from the African Union meeting in South Africa, late
last week, is expected to join his wife, Aisha, at the
Presidential Villa, for the first time after being sworn-
in on May 29.
The wife had moved into the Villa on Thursday
ahead of the President to prepare the ground for his
formal assumption of work at the seat of power. He
has been operating from the Defence House in the
last
three weeks.
A top source also said Buhari was expected to make
some key appointments this week so as to get the
machinery of his administration running. The delay in
naming the critical staff of his office had forced some
of his key loyalists to demand that he acts fast to
deliver the change he promised Nigerians during the
campaigns.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/buhari-to-merge-efcc-icpc-42-ministries-reduced-to-19/

President Muhammadu Buhari has already done in
three weeks what ex-President Goodluck Jonathan
couldn’t achieve in six years, this is according to the
APC.
The National Publicity Secretary of the APC, Alhaji
Lai Mohammed, made this known in a statement.
The statement read, “Within three weeks of
President Buhari’s inauguration, he has done what
the PDP government could not do in six years:
Invigorate the fight against Boko Haram by rallying
a regional and global front against the terror
group.
“Today, the United States has pledged $5 million to
the fight against Boko Haram, in addition to other
material support. This is apart from the support
that has been pledged by the G-7 to strengthen
Nigeria’s efforts to quell the insurgency.
“Thanks to President Buhari’s shuttle diplomacy,
the Multi-National Joint Task Force that the PDP
government could not bring together for all of six
years is ready to deploy more soldiers next month,
while the President has ordered the release of
$21m to facilitate the establishment of the
headquarters of the force in N’Djamena, Chad.
“Since
assuming
office about
three weeks
ago, President
Buhari has
visited Chad,
Niger,
Germany and
South Africa,
winning
support and
friends for
Nigeria all over
again and returning the country to the comity of
respected nations.
“Those who were put off by the PDP government’s
resort to politicising the fight against Boko Haram –
even as the insurgents grew stronger – are now
joining President Buhari to battle the terrorists. In
no distant future, the results of his tireless efforts
will begin to show.”
The statement added, “On the domestic front,
President Buhari has been handling pressing issues
far away from the klieg light, and his efforts to
assemble a first-class team to implement his
change mantra, which he is personally driving, are
continuing apace.
“We in the APC are sure most unbiased Nigerians
are very proud of President Buhari and the vigour
he has shown in governance, the kind of vigour we
did not see in the immediate past administration
that was presided over by a far younger man.”

www.today.ng/politics/buhari-has-already-achieved-in-3-weeks-what-jonathan-couldnt-do-in-6-years-apc/

smokescreen4:
nice one op.

Tanch u

smokescreen4:
nice one op.

Tanch u

smokescreen4:
nice one op.

Tanch u

A pimple is a small pustule or papule. Pimples are
small skin lesions or inflammations of the skin – they are sebaceous glands (oil glands) which are infected with bacteria, swell up, and then fill up with pus. They
occur when your sebaceous glands produce too
much oil. This oil accumulation then gets infected by
bacteria and a pimple is formed. It is just an
inflammatory response to an invasion of bacteria
inside a pore. The redness, swelling and tenderness
of a pimple are all symptoms of inflammation. It
becomes inflamed in response to the body attacking
the bacteria, trying to prevent it from causing any
damage to surrounding tissues.
Ways You Can Manage Your Pimples
Ice cubes
Ice can be used to quickly get rid of pimples. It helps
in improving blood circulation to the affected area
and in freezing the skin pores and removing dirt and
oil accumulated on the skin.You should wrap the ice
in a piece of cloth and place it over the affected skin
area for a few seconds. You can then repeat again
and again till you get tired. When used repeatedly on
the pimples throughout the day the ice will help to
reduce inflammation or swelling and will
immediately soothe your skin.
Lemon
Yea I know, that is why you must have lemons readily
in your fridge. Lemon juice is rich in vitamin C.
Lemon juice helps pimples dry up faster. Be sure to
use fresh lemon juice. You can dip a clean cotton
swab in fresh lemon juice and apply it to the pimples
before going to bed.
Honey
Honey is a source of natural antibiotics that can
speed up the healing process, as well as help prevent
infections. Just use a cotton swab to apply honey on
the affected areas, then wash off after about 30
minutes.
Toothpaste
Sounds unorthodox right? I shouldn’t be telling you
this but it sure works. I have tried this so many times.
That toothpaste that you use every morning to clean
your teeth can also be used to treat pimples quickly.
It is most effective when used following the ice
remedy. Before going to bed you can apply some
toothpaste over the affected skin area before going to
bed. Wash your face with water the next morning and
you will see a significant improvement in the
swelling.
Garlic
Garlic contain various antiviral, anti-fungal, antiseptic
and antioxidant agent that can help in the fast
treatment of pimples. The sulfur in garlic also
promotes quick healing of pimples. You can slice a
fresh garlic into two pieces and rub the garlic on the
pimples and leave it for five minutes before washing
the skin with warm water. You can repeat the
treatment several times a day.
Baking soda
Baking soda is a good option for all, but especially
those with sensitive skin because it will not cause any
kind of skin irritation. You can make a thick paste by
mixing one teaspoon of baking soda with some water
or lemon juice. Wash your skin very well and leave it
slightly damp. Apply the paste on the affected areas
and allow it to dry for a few minutes. Never
keep baking soda on your skin for longer than a few
minutes as it can cause dryness. Wash your face with
warm water and apply a moisturizer.
Cucumber
Cucumber is a rich source of potassium and vitamins
such as A, C and E. It also has a cooling and soothing
effect on the skin. You can make a face mask by
grinding one cucumber. Apply it on your face and
allow it to dry for 15 minutes. Wash your skin with
warm water. This will help clean dirt and bacteria
from your pores.

http://www.doctorsays.com.ng/how-to-
get-rid-of-pimples-on-your-face/

Ahead of the relocation of President Muhammadu
Buhari to the Presidential Villa, arrangements have
been concluded for the Nigerian military to take
over the activities of the Strike Force, The PUNCH
has learnt.
The Strike Force, which is a special security outfit
saddled with the responsibility of protecting the
President and the seat of power, is currently
comprising only officials of the Department of State
Services.
A top Presidency official, who pleaded anonymity,
told our correspondent on Tuesday that soldiers
might take over their responsibility very soon.
The source said a Lieutenant who will be leading 21
other military personnel had already been
transferred to the Strike Force with an instruction
to take over from the DSS officials.
He said, “DSS officials are the ones that have been
serving in the Strike Force. “With this development
military personnel will take over from them
henceforth.
“We are aware that the situation is causing a
palpable tension as there is a possibility of a
showdown. But we are working hard to ensure that
the situation did not degenerate.”
Operatives attached to the Strike Force are always
trained abroad on counter-assault and other
techniques aimed at making their jobs easier.
In explaining their duties, the source said its
operatives were the ones former President
Olusegun Obasanjo erroneously referred to as
snippers in his widely-publicised open letter to
former President Goodluck Jonathan.
Another official, who is aware of the arrangement,
also said that machinery had also been put in place
to change the new Presidential Villa’s
Administrative Officer, who was deployed by the
DSS about two weeks ago and replaced with a
military officer.
He said all DSS officials currently serving inside the
Presidential Villa were not sure of their fate yet.
“The truth is that we are not sure of anything yet.
Whichever way, we will only act based on signals
from our headquarters whether to leave or remain
inside the Villa,” he said.
Meanwhile, a major disagreement broke out on
Friday between DSS officials drafted from the
Presidential Villa, Abuja to the National Mosque,
Abuja and some officials of a private security firm.
The PUNCH had reported last week that DSS
officials were having a running battle with officials
of the security outfit who were reported to have
been securing Buhari before he was inaugurated as
the President on May 29.
Their two earlier encounters in the same mosque
were settled amicably with officials of the firm
asked to leave the premises for DSS officials.
Our correspondent, however, learnt that trouble
started again last Friday when DSS officials also
sighted the officials of the private firm in the
mosque.
A source claimed that trouble started when one of
the officials of the firm was asked to identify
himself.
“The DSS officials had asked the private guard to
identify himself. One thing led to the other and the
private guard was said to have held the necktie of
one of the operatives. That led to a fisticuffs. It took
the timely intervention of senior officers for the
situation to be brought under control,” the source
said.

www.newstrack.ng/news/89-local-news/7372-military-to-take-over-aso-rock-s-strike-force

The Spain international appears to be equally
strong on both his right and left foot, with Arsène
Wenger admitting he did not know which one the
midfielder favoured.
Cazorla says his ambidexterity is down to hard
work on the training field and a chance injury in
his youth.
“I have always preferred the right foot, ever since I
was younger,” he said at the launch of Arsenal’s
2015/16 home shirt.” I was a little bit hurt in my
right ankle once, and that is when I started to use
my left foot a lot more.
“Being able to use both feet is something that
came quite naturally to me ever since I started
playing. However, it is something I continuously
work on in a very strong manner to ensure that my
level never gets any lower.
“Everything comes from a base of hard work. After
training sessions I would stay an extra half-an-
hour and kick the ball against the wall with my
weaker foot over and over again to make sure it
becomes stronger and better. Players should
remember that everything comes from hard work.”
Cazorla’s fine performances saw him voted third in
Arsenal’s Player of the Season poll, but he is
targeting further collective success next term.
“We finished the season very strongly with an FA
Cup win,” he said. “We would obviously like to
prepare ourselves for the new season, possibly for
a better campaign in the Champions League and
the Premier League.
“One of the things the team has to focus on more
is mental toughness and consistency. There have
been games that we have not won that we should
have, so we have to be more consistent to get to
the next level.”

www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20150617/cazorla-how-i-became-so-two-footed

Italian side, Juventus, has resolved not to let
Frenchman Paul Pogba go, even though the
club says it cannot keep him if he wants to
leave.
Juventus general manager Giuseppe Marotta
said on Tuesday that Pogba is “off the
market,” unless the midfielder says that he
wants to leave Turin.
Pogba is sought after by European
heavyweights such as Barcelona, Real
Madrid, Paris Saint-Germain, Chelsea and
Manchester City.
“He is a fundamental player in the Juventus
squad,” Marotta said, “Pogba is off the
market, unless he says he wants to go. And he
has not done that.”
However, Barcelona presidential candidate
Agusti Benedito claimed on Tuesday that he
has spoken with both Juve and Pogba about a
potential €80 million transfer to Camp Nou.


dailyindependentnig.com/2015/06/barca-leads-chase-pogba/

jogsman01:
u are very right, my deputy speaker....... but i m sorry for saying


















you must be STUPID

Lmao

Nairalandinfo:
So....where is the change that those 1diots (supporters) preached about

Is with d bus conductor......#fear 9ja politicians
Out of 20 sentences.....19 are lies!!!!!!

Deputy Speaker of the House of
Representatives, Yusuf Lasun, has justified
the annual budget of N150 billion for the
National Assembly since 2010.
The amount was reduced to N120 billion in
the 2015 budget in the face of dwindling
federal revenue.
Lasun said the N150 billion, which many
Nigerians have criticised, is not much,
compared to the entire budget of Nigeria.
According to him, the amount is less than
three percent of the total budget of the
federal government, and the legislature, as a
separate arm of government, has its own
peculiarities.
“For the last three years, with the exception
of 2015, the budget of National Assembly has
been N150 billion, that is exactly 2.67 per
cent of the total budget of the federation.
“The budget of the National Assembly is 2.67
per cent of the budget of the federation and
so it is not overblown.
“People have suddenly forgotten and don’t
know that there are 469 members in the
National Assembly with each one having five
aides paid from the N150 billion, with their
technocrats.
“We have National Assembly commission, all
of them draw their salaries and allowances
from the N150 billion.
“When people talk, they say it is only the
House of Representatives members and the
Senators that collect the N150 billion but
they forget that in the 2015 budget, the
money has been reduced to N120 billion,”
Lasun said.


dailyindependentnig.com/2015/06/deputy-speaker-justifies-n150b-nass-budget/

demmy0325:
What

Sori.....it came late

Is there anything wrong with this??

The Enugu State House of Assembly at its
plenary on Tuesday, June 16, 2015,
approved the list of 12 Special Advisers
submitted to it by Governor Ifeanyi
Ugwuanyi,

Presenting the Governor’s request on the
floor of the Assembly, the House the Leader,
Hon. Ikechukwu Ezeugwu, urged the
lawmakers to approve the advisers so that the
new administration could take off without
delay.
Although the names of the 12 advisers were
not disclosed, Ezeugwu said there was urgent
need for them to assist the governor to
deliver democratic dividends to the people.
The House had earlier constituted a Selection
Committee chaired by the Speaker of the
House, Rt. Hon. Edward Ubosi, with the
Deputy Speaker, Hon. Donatus Uzogbado,
Hons. Iloabuchi Aniagu, SKE Udeokoye,
Christian Nwamba and Nnamani Ezenta as
members.
Governor Ugwuanyi’s first appointed were
Mr. Gabriel Chukwubuikem Ajah as the
Secretary to the State Government, Uwakwe
Abugu as Chief Press Secretary, and Louis
Amoke as Senior Special Assistant (SSA) on
Media.

vimi:
This iis completely wrong and should be frowned at!! No one iis a saint, we would all be probably dead iif God choose to punish us this way for our daily atrocities against him

Golden necklace iis not worth the life of a man!

This suspect should be handed to the appropriate authority iin the stead of #JungleJustice

#MyOpinion

Gud opinion

Samguine:
Which kain bad news is this one na? The heart of man is desperately wicked. Bible sef ask say 'Who shall know it?'

God, I have just two weeks left to finish this NYSC. I pray for myself and all other corpers and Nigerians generally that look up to you that your safety would be with us all. No evil shall befall us.

Amen.

Amen