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Ileke, release this thang? Stop hoarding it.

Dont be a phocking sellout.

SEFAGO, ara wa ni! Maa shii fun padi mi mehn!

Ileke turaka, e no dey hurt, na so so to de enjoy. I dont think SEFAGO is such a dumb Darwinian specimen as to not know how to 'jejely' plant his seed without breaking the 'keregbe' vessel in the process.

SEFAGO:
You will regret it anyways, I have exams and I will not be back until next month- enjoy my sexiness while it lasts

JAMB or NECO?

Ileke-IdI:
I sure am. Sorry if you couldnt notice it at first. But if you stay longer, you'll see how I am enjoying.

My exams are over for now. If you need my EKITI brain to score you those As, just holla.

You comparing your where is your head college exam with graduate school exam? You sure like to feel among lol

Mobinga:
From where?

Did he throw a blanket over your face 9 times or was it 9 drunk men? Cause I'd only hit that if I'm drunk  

I wouldnt even hit that if i was dead-drunk.

I  like my women, lepa shandi, figure 8 sepe sepe figure 8, with very well shaped 'oronbo' on her chest. Ileke's chest is already at the peri-menopausal stage. And besides, I am allergic to orobos, always wet, but never flexible

I like to be able to bendalo my chickanos, the ones my friends call "spinners." me only develop interest in women than can  spin around on my ding - dong.

SEFAGO:
Mate drop your work- you only live once. School is a waste of your twenties  

I am a lifelong pervert learner, and yes, that involves learning on weekends too.


PS: POC, for the purpose of NL and Mr. Ctaz, my inimitable stalker, I am 45, sometimes 50 ( and of course old enough to be Ileke's dad).

Aigbofa:
Mr. Arsenio, enough now, abi Katz stole your girlfriend ni?

He's got no game! Truss me.

Anyway, I like teasing him 'cos he is a simpleton sorta, with delusions of grandeur. I like how he stalks me and delves into my past posts, as if they were not made with ediots like him in mind, and exposes himself in the process. Of course he doesnt know it.lol

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Yeah,

Kinda getting boring. I cant go clubbing cos I have got work to do, Mr. Ctaz cant go clubbing because he just lost his 4 pounds/hr job. I guess we just have to stay here on NL and bore each other to death.

Katsumoto:
That's where you are wrong; anyone antagonising strangers in an online forum is sad and jobless. First it starts online, then he progresses to hitting women or little boys over the head while they are jogging or walking home.
I had some free time today; so I thought I could do my bit for NL and society in general.

Is that also true for people who make a name and living out of antagonizing Mekusx, Akin Egba and everything Igbotic on NL? Is it safe to assume that with people like you, first it starts with antagonizing faceless ibos online, then it progresses to stealing their food, hitting little Ibo boys and may ultimately culminate into instigating pogroms against Ibos in real life?

Katsumoto:
That's where you are wrong; anyone antagonising strangers in an online forum is sad and jobless. First it starts online, then he progresses to hitting women or little boys over the head while they are jogging or walking home.
I had some free time today; so I thought I could do my bit for NL and society in general.

This guy don dey kolo.

Joblessness isnt good sha

Katsumoto:
Where do you really live? London or NJ? I won't be surprised if you are surfing from some village in the Yoruba hinterland.  

No wonder you are so bitter. Its no one's fault you drew the short straw in life; deal with it. If you need help, you need to change your attitude.

I live right across from you in London.

Glad to know that I now have a full time stalker. If you had spent as much time doing your job, you prolly wouldnt find yourself in this embarrassing situation.

Hope you are still able to do your husbandly duties? I woudnt mind sending some money, from my "alajo business," across the pond to a brother in need. When your humanity is enhanced, mine is enhanced as well.

Keep in touch okay!

Eko Ile:
LMAO.


We all make mistakes and typos here and there, but this is shakabulah and scud missile.

Mr. "chair-holder" long time? Hows BAT's dycck? you don finto?

Katsumoto:
No where o; just busy, thats all. Hope you are good.

Thanks Jare; se gbo gbo e n dun?

Come on, how do you expect even the university of phoenix online to accept you when you make elementary errors such as these? The first bolded error is excusable, we all make them but the second one exposes serious gaps in your village education. What is 'founds a better job'?

3 Pounds an hour job!!!! You can do better than that. No one earns that low, even in Greece.

No one can believe the shyt you are making up cos its too fake to be real. But everyone can relate to the jabs advice I am giving you because they all know you are a sad low-life. You have stupidly boasted to attending the Princeton medical school. They have witnessed you harassing every poster on NL. They have also seen your debased posts about wanting to be violated, sodomised, or fantasising about dycks. Seriously, what kind of man gets kicks from laying into anyone and everyone?

You need to take my advice seriously. See a link to the university of phoenix online school  http://www.phoenix.edu/. There are other technical schools out there. Its never too late to learn, even at 45.

I will be back with more practical advice. I will help.

You are really dumb. I swear.

I was only mimicking your European style English.

Only the son of an Egba chief c/u/m/ slut c/u//m shengen visa holder wouldnt be able to detect mockery in my posts!

ndu_chucks:
nwannem maramma, if you have nothing special to add to the discussion at hand, must you cause grown men like me to shed tears because of laughter? una no go kill person for here.      


@katsumoto, where have you been hiding?  your posts have been quite hilarious. gaddemmm !!

Yeah, the austerity in Europe isnt helping matters.

After getting fired from his 3 pounds an hour job, he is got time to make comedy until he founds a better job.

We wish you well, Mr. Katsumoto

I dont even know where to start from. ROFLMAO!


You are stipiddddd beyond description, and I mean it. SMH

frenchman2:
I think there are doors you shouldn't open.

when such doors are opened, they can never be closed any more.

Why cant they be closed?

Cant you wall it off?

Katsumoto:
LWKMD   

Why am I not surprised a grown desperate man would have an affinity for dyck?

Affinity? Why use Affinity in this context? Abi na European thingy again, since everyone in the Euro zone speaks English. Olodo oshi.

Lonely modafoka,

You are right. I am alone in this room trying to get some-work done. As for you, I am sure you gather around with your friends to post on NL? Only someone with people skill like you will spend days on end trying to set historical records, no one else finds interesting, straight.

Only a grown arse man like you with tons of friends would be looking for pooosie online while spending as much time to conceal his real identity/motive.

I am sure you have real friends that distract you from stalking me or how else did you know I chase young girls all over NL?

Keep fooling yourself. You are here for poosie, just like any other dyyck on this land. Remember, I have Phd in Clairvoyance from Princeton

the guy no see bleep; na to dey dream about dyck remain. Do you get a rise down below everytime you pick on another guy online?

Absolutely I do. And I get as much rise as you do anytime you pick on Ibo guys on NL. Phocking hypocrite

As for the comments about your mother; anyone who loved and had respect for his own mother would never insult someone else's mother. I love and respect my mum so I will not draw yours into this.

Taking the high road as usual while being oblivious to his own contradictions and stupidity. Are you this demented or you just like acting the fool?

Anyway, I am not expecting another post from you since you dont like subjective debates, abi I lie?

Katsumoto:
A doctorate programme is different from medical school. I don't have to dig up your old posts; you have claimed to be a student of the medical school at Princeton. I am not as jobless as you to be checking old posts.  

Either prove your case or go suck some dycck?

By the way, only a bush man from Ife who went straight to America without living in a city would be unaware of the European spelling of Programme.  

Only a bush , ppppppppppppppppppppp  wouldnt know the difference between Phd and MBBS

Whoever paid for you to go to America should have let you live in Lagos for at least 6 months before buying your ori o lori (someone else's passport) cos

Ori olori is an European phenomenon perpetrated mostly by desperate Nigerians who would do anything to go wash dishes in Spain while they go to night school.

I know no American would have granted you a Visa. You are so demented online, that its had to imagine that you would look normal.  

At least confidential info.

I am sure you were wearing a three piece suit from Yaba when you left Nigeria aged 41; your entire village must have been at the airport seaport.

I assume that was totally unnecessary  to do who knows what in Spain.

Katsumoto:
So says the 45 yr old  who claimed that he was studying to be a doctor at Princeton without even checking whether Princeton offered such a programme.  

You do know that Princeton has a graduate school with numerous doctorate programs?

Un-intellectual pseudo-intellectual, BSc University of Bristol like you.



That said, show me the post where I said such thing?

armyyrobber, ofon

ole( thief). ole (lazy)

Yes it is good. You dont want rats to take over your relationship? Or do youi?

I thought all debates were subjective.

I dont know of anyone in the history of NL who ever engaged in in objective debates. And besides, isnt truth ultimately subjective?

hmmmm

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You talking about Kobo right?

I feel like strangling that biatch

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Get a job ode. Ibi ti won ti ma n ri won niyen. Bloody tribalist.

Kobojunkie:
So, you say the man is from your town, fine BUT still, why aren't you able to give us DETAILS on what it is that has convinced you that this man is a good man and feeds thousands? I did not make these claims. You did ! I am simply asking you for details on claims you have made. Telling us next he lived next door to you will not work either. I bet there is someone out there who lived next door to Anini at one time, and that certainly does not change what the man did.

So, you say you see some of the man's companies . . . I have seen Obasanjo's farms and businesses too . . . that don't automagically make him a good man and a man who feeds thousands since he, Obasanjo also employs so many people. I hope you get what I am asking now. . .  Sure, a man is dead . . .  we are sad. . . but you say the man is good . .  I ask how?

Incredible

I am flabbergasted.  WTF is all this rant, Kobo?

Arguing on a dead man's thread? Are you this lonely? You just need someone to listen to you, innit? Make friends in real life, get a job outside of your home. This is highly uncalled for, Kobo

Ileke-IdI:
Through their anus with strap ons.

Ileke - idi, please come and r/a/p/e me.

I want you to rape me so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, I get o/r/g/a/s/m just thinking of you riding me.

Kobojunkie:
I have to ask, how exactly does the man feed thousands everyday?

You ask stoopid questions, hopefully you are next in line to 'kpeme.'

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Sambo is still in line to be our next president. After GEJ's 8 years, Sambo is next, and then Yoruba since Sambo would be filling in for the Ibos in 2019

Ibos are just fooling themselves.

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Show us the map

Show us or forever keep shut

I think you are lying. I spoke with Goodluck Jonathan yesterday, and he said he is yet to see anything on the map.

Musiwa, Musiwa, Musiwa, Musiwa

Sad day for Africa

A very bad precedent!