Katsumoto:


Come on, how do you expect even the university of phoenix online to accept you when you make elementary errors such as these? The first bolded error is excusable, we all make them but the second one exposes serious gaps in your village education. What is 'founds a better job'?

LMAO.


We all make mistakes and typos here and there, but this is shakabulah and scud missile.

Katsumoto:

No where o; just busy, thats all. Hope you are good.

Thanks Jare; se gbo gbo e n dun?

Come on, how do you expect even the university of phoenix online to accept you when you make elementary errors such as these? The first bolded error is excusable, we all make them but the second one exposes serious gaps in your village education. What is 'founds a better job'?

3 Pounds an hour job!!!! You can do better than that. No one earns that low, even in Greece.

No one can believe the shyt you are making up cos its too fake to be real. But everyone can relate to the jabs advice I am giving you because they all know you are a sad low-life. You have stupidly boasted to attending the Princeton medical school. They have witnessed you harassing every poster on NL. They have also seen your debased posts about wanting to be violated, sodomised, or fantasising about dycks. Seriously, what kind of man gets kicks from laying into anyone and everyone?

You need to take my advice seriously. See a link to the university of phoenix online school  http://www.phoenix.edu/. There are other technical schools out there. Its never too late to learn, even at 45.

I will be back with more practical advice. I will help.

You are really dumb. I swear.

I was only mimicking your European style English.

Only the son of an Egba chief c/u/m/ slut c/u//m shengen visa holder wouldnt be able to detect mockery in my posts!

Eko Ile:


LMAO.


We all make mistakes and typos here and there, but this is shakabulah and scud missile.

Mr. "chair-holder" long time? Hows BAT's dycck? you don finto?

arsenefc:


You are really dumb. I swear.

I was only mimicking your European style English.

Only the son of an Egba chief c/u/m/ slut c/u//m shengen visa holder wouldnt be able to detect mockery in my posts!

Ye mogbe  LWKMD  

You shelled NL like the allies shelled Berlin in 1945 and you are stupidly claiming mockery. Mockery ko tomfoolery ni. Oponu jati jati    

It is obvious you were not breastfed as evidenced by your silly remarks about someone else's mother.

Meanwhile, here is a link to Janus University in Cali: http://janusuniversity.edu/

arsenefc:

Mr. "chair-holder" long time?  Hows BAT's  dycck? you don finto?

You guys see what I mean?   

arsenefc:

And, Whatz up with these diasporan niggers?

Why they all think they know it allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll?

Post-UME is no SAT.

Must you phocking post on everythread?

"Dont speak, if you cant improve the silence."

If you have no idea, move on.

Gbam! Gbam!! Gbam!!!

Why can't you take your own advice?

I see you copied my signature; shows you are at least learning.

Here is you obsessing over Ileke again; she is your 'aburo', yet you keep checking her profile pictures. Agbaya, obo lagido

arsenefc:


"Goodluck ring Taken with HP MediaSmart Webcam"


You look like a slut in those pictures, You need to take down those pictures, aburo. Being honest with you here.

Here is another sexual innuendo, further highlighting your sad existence.

arsenefc:


So you are now the grammar police?

Of all people, you?

If I had to c/u-m every time you "blow grammar," by now, the universe would filled with nothing but my c/u-m.

And more

arsenefc:


Thank you.

WHat is the difference between a generator and a v/i/b/r/a/t/o/r? My sugar mummy and my escort told me that their v/i/b//r/a/t/o/r/s can generate a lot of power? Is is the same power that you "is" talking about?

Kat

Ignore that foo! He posts garbage for the fun of it.

You're only wasting your time.

arsenefc:

What is a generator?

I live in London, I dont know what a generator is

arsenefc:

Illiterate olodo


ANd I phock their college age daughters too, how come? Because I am hot, unlike your fugly self.

BTW, Oyinbo girls hot baje baje. Ever talked to Oyinbo before?  

No wonder you 'jolosi' me because I mingle with Oyinbo, make enough dough to buy a phantom while washing their sh1t and at night, I 'tosibe' with their hot college age daughters.

You wanna be like me, but you can never get to my level. Iya aje, anyway, better go iron your cloth for tomorrow before NEPA/PHCN take light. As for hia, light dey 24/7 for Westchester, NY ( home of the richest of the richest). Na the jelosi go killi you

Where do you really live? London or NJ? I won't be surprised if you are surfing from some village in the Yoruba hinterland.  

No wonder you are so bitter. Its no one's fault you drew the short straw in life; deal with it. If you need help, you need to change your attitude.

Ileke-IdI:

Kat

Ignore that foo! He posts garbage for the fun of it.

You're only wasting your time.

That's where you are wrong; anyone antagonising strangers in an online forum is sad and jobless. First it starts online, then he progresses to hitting women or little boys over the head while they are jogging or walking home.
I had some free time today; so I thought I could do my bit for NL and society in general.

^^^ I work on this kinda people. They get medically treated everyday.
Trust me, it's better to lock him up in an isolation unit. No point.

Katsumoto:

Where do you really live? London or NJ? I won't be surprised if you are surfing from some village in the Yoruba hinterland.  

No wonder you are so bitter. Its no one's fault you drew the short straw in life; deal with it. If you need help, you need to change your attitude.

I live right across from you in London.

Glad to know that I now have a full time stalker. If you had spent as much time doing your job, you prolly wouldnt find yourself in this embarrassing situation.

Hope you are still able to do your husbandly duties? I woudnt mind sending some money, from my "alajo business," across the pond to a brother in need. When your humanity is enhanced, mine is enhanced as well.

Keep in touch okay!

Katsumoto:

That's where you are wrong; anyone antagonising strangers in an online forum is sad and jobless. First it starts online, then he progresses to hitting women or little boys over the head while they are jogging or walking home.
I had some free time today; so I thought I could do my bit for NL and society in general.

This guy don dey kolo.

Joblessness isnt good sha

Katsumoto:

That's where you are wrong; anyone antagonising strangers in an online forum is sad and jobless. First it starts online, then he progresses to hitting women or little boys over the head while they are jogging or walking home.
I had some free time today; so I thought I could do my bit for NL and society in general.

Is that also true for people who make a name and living out of antagonizing Mekusx, Akin Egba and everything Igbotic on NL? Is it safe to assume that with people like you, first it starts with antagonizing faceless ibos online, then it progresses to stealing their food, hitting little Ibo boys and may ultimately culminate into instigating pogroms against Ibos in real life?

This s/h/it is getting boring and repetitive.

Look I have two options (1) go and get drunk and head to a bar and try to pick up a girl (2) Be on Nairaland

Option (1) is looking much better except things get more interesting

^^^

Yeah,

Kinda getting boring. I cant go clubbing cos I have got work to do, Mr. Ctaz cant go clubbing because he just lost his 4 pounds/hr job. I guess we just have to stay here on NL and bore each other to death.

arsenefc:

^^^

Yeah,

Kinda getting boring. I cant go clubbing cos I have got work to do, Mr. Ctaz cant go clubbing because he just lost his 4 pounds/hr job. I guess we just have to stay here on NL and bore each other to death.

Mr. Arsenio, enough now, abi Katz stole your girlfriend ni?

arsenefc:

^^^

Yeah,

Kinda getting boring. I cant go clubbing cos I have got work to do, Mr. Ctaz cant go clubbing because he just lost his 4 pounds/hr job. I guess we just have to stay here on NL and bore each other to death.

lol @ got job to do. Like your fhagoott a,s.s.s snifing and chasing people around with yiur ghayyyyy appetite?


Akiriboto oshi buruku.

There are some ppl you just gotta ignore in this forum. e.g., arsenefc

This is why I dont hang much with Nigerians. Whack job ppl, 80% of una belongs in the psychiatric unit.

Ileke-IdI:

There are some ppl you just gotta ignore in this forum. e.g., arsenefc

This is why I dont hang much with Nigerians. Whack job ppl, 80% of una belongs in the psychiatric unit.

Take it easy Ileke. Who have you been hanging out with, if I may ask?

Aigbofa:

Take it easy Ileke. Who have you been hanging out with, if I may ask?

Not you. Maybe that's the problem.

^^^

Yeah,

Kinda getting boring. I cant go clubbing cos I have got work to do, Mr. Ctaz cant go clubbing because he just lost his 4 pounds/hr job. I guess we just have to stay here on NL and bore each other to death.

Mate drop your work- you only live once. School is a waste of your twenties  

Aigbofa:

Take it easy Ileke. Who have you been hanging out with, if I may ask?

Ghanaians. Talk about having low standards. Those are her "chale"

SEFAGO:

Ghanaians. Talk about having low standards. Those are her "chale"

Still mad because I told you "No"? Yes, it's a crime that you're Nigerian

Aigbofa:

Mr. Arsenio, enough now, abi Katz stole your girlfriend ni?

He's got no game! Truss me.

Anyway, I like teasing him 'cos he is a simpleton sorta, with delusions of grandeur. I like how he stalks me and delves into my past posts, as if they were not made with ediots like him in mind, and exposes himself in the process. Of course he doesnt know it.lol

SEFAGO:

Mate drop your work- you only live once. School is a waste of your twenties  

I am a lifelong pervert learner, and yes, that involves learning on weekends too.


PS: POC, for the purpose of NL and Mr. Ctaz, my inimitable stalker, I am 45, sometimes 50 ( and of course old enough to be Ileke's dad).

Ileke-IdI:

Still mad because I told you "No"? Yes, it's a crime that you're Nigerian

Whatevs babes, I gotta go and do some studying- You guys are dulling

All because of simple question- Did Awolowo have friends from outside the SW?

SEFAGO:

Whatevs babes, I gotta go and do some studying- You guys are dulling

All because of simple question- Did Awolowo have friends from outside the SW?

Bye, counting the seconds you're away from NL. Even missing you now.

Ileke-IdI:

Bye, counting the seconds you're away from NL. Even missing you now.

You will regret it anyways, I have exams and I will not be back until next month- enjoy my sexiness while it lasts

SEFAGO:

You will regret it anyways, I have exams and I will not be back until next month- enjoy my sexiness while it lasts

I sure am. Sorry if you couldnt notice it at first. But if you stay longer, you'll see how I am enjoying.

My exams are over for now. If you need my EKITI brain to score you those As, just holla.

SEFAGO:

You will regret it anyways, I have exams and I will not be back until next month- enjoy my sexiness while it lasts

JAMB or NECO?

Ileke-IdI:

I sure am. Sorry if you couldnt notice it at first. But if you stay longer, you'll see how I am enjoying.

My exams are over for now. If you need my EKITI brain to score you those As, just holla.

You comparing your where is your head college exam with graduate school exam? You sure like to feel among lol

Lmao.

Hilarious thread

Always entertaining watching various NLers ridicule our resident court jester Fstranger.

Ileke-IdI:

I sure am. Sorry if you couldnt notice it at first. But if you stay longer, you'll see how I am enjoying.

My exams are over for now. If you need my EKITI brain to score you those As, just holla.

Nah thanks. Ekiti being the worst Yoruba state should also be in small letters maybe we should dash you to the southeast

But I would holla at you if I need Poosie

Now I am beginning to sound like fstranger. Abeg lemme go back to work sha . . . 

JAMB or NECO?

Area boy qualification exams. Fashola implemented this exam just a few months ago so I need it before I can work in the car parks and collect money from bus conductors.

Eko o ni baje lai lai

Needs no reply.

^^^

Ileke, release this thang? Stop hoarding it.

Dont be a phocking sellout.

SEFAGO, ara wa ni! Maa shii fun padi mi mehn!

Ileke turaka, e no dey hurt, na so so to de enjoy. I dont think SEFAGO is such a dumb Darwinian specimen as to not know how to 'jejely' plant his seed without breaking the 'keregbe' vessel in the process.