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ekt_bear:
Notice carefully how he has run away from the Princeton claims and JAMB score discussion, though!

Notice how the exact same thing he did in this thread (editing his post) he is now saying I have done.

But in my own case, if someone finds the thread, we can easily ask a mod to check the timestamp of the post and see if I've edited it or not.

Let us put this eidetic memory to the test.

Fstranger, if your eidetic memory fails you again, then I will regard you even less than Beaf on this forum.

I've given you a chance to back down now out of the fondness I once had for you. The offer is still there. But if you refuse to take it, then we'll go down this road.

You are so jealous of my eidetic, MENSA worthy memory. Very obvious and childish too.

Rhino.5dm:
Am just laughing at how all these "yankee" lairs. So, Conji don kill una finish? Chei! Why cant you guys just mast.ubated and spare us the altitude of trap dogs?.

See how grown men dey expose their fantasies over unknown internet characters? I no fit shout.

Now playing. . .spiritual conji by Nigga raw.

I have a question for you sir, Is it possible  for someone to claim he has got access to constant pum pum in the US, his home country, and at the same time have time to stalk a married woman tens of thousands away from him in Nigeria, in Benin where he has never been?

WHat do you think sir?

^^^  

ekt_bear:
I want a quote on NL about Ekt_bear bragging about how much pum pum he gets.

Can anyone find this? And provide a link to the thread?

Already we have seen that Fstranger's denial of pretending to have an affiliation to Princeton make no sense.

Fstranger, are you really sure you want to proceed down this path?

If you like, we can leave this be and move on.

If you take this option, I would suggest that you attempt to minimize your interactions with me on this site henceforth.

Otherwise, I will find that thread and see if it is one of your story-tellings/distortions again.

You said you never made such claim.

You made the post, find it.

You prolly went back to edit it. Hey, for someone who thinks he bested Beaf, when Beaf gave him TKOs many times over, I am not that surprised at your attempt at denying ever making such statement.


Thats what you do. Dont get mad at me, get mad at yourself for claiming to have access to Pum pum constantly while still looking thousands of miles from you looking to get freaky with Odunnu.

Just say, you have a high sex drive and we will be done here. Next time try to be more honest, please. Mr. I am friends with Aregbesola.

ekt_bear:
Hopefully from these past few posts by Fstranger and I (specifically the one he edited away), you should see why I am skeptical.

This is the same type of game he has played in the past. Putting out a bit of BS, then neither confirming nor denying the validity of it. Just muddying the waters and then pretending afterwards that he was joking, playing around, whatever.

If you ask him questions to fill in the background of his claims (e.g., the exact timeline of getting a 285 on JAMB and then getting visa lottery at around the same time), he dodges.

So Fstranger, let me ask again. Your 285 JAMB score, you never ended up sending this to any Nigerian post-secondary institutions? You never attended any Nigerian post-secondary schools?

Your application process to various post-secondary institutions in Nigeria etc just never happened, and you ended up coincidentally winning visa to study in Yankee?

Indeed.

So You want me to tell you everything about my history on NL? Why havent you accepted my friend request on FB? Yeah, yeah.    .    .

Anyway, I dont know why you are so obsessed with my life history. As far as NL is concerned, I am in Guantanamo bay doing time with my fellow terrorists, eating "co/c/kmeat sandwich" 24/7. That 285, that was my blood sugar level at Guantanamo bay. Pretty damn high

You want to know about my life, but when I do the same to Katsumote, you always come to his defense. Come on, I am sure you are smarter than taht!

PhysicsQED:
SEFAGO clarified that he made that up as a joke in some thread where we were talking about Obama appointing a Nigerian doctor/professor to a certain position. But I don't think membership with MENSA would be difficult to obtain, so there was nothing that seemed extraordinary or unbelievable about the claim and no reason that I would have assumed that it was a joke right away. As for your claim about Princeton, it wasn't all that obvious that it was a joke, in my opinion.

Of course, not difficult to obtain
But who goes around bragging about it. I knew he was joking the first time he made reference to it.

Ekt bear, what is pum pum BTW?

PhysicsQED:
I got the impression that fstranger went to a university in the U.S. - specifically, in New Jersey. In that thread that I linked you to above (and one other thread), he said very explicitly that he doesn't think much of Nigerian universities. I don't think someone who graduated from UI, Uniben, UNN, UniLAG, etc. would go out of their way to diss Nigerian universities.

You are right. I do like OAU though. Anyway, lets go back to Pum/pum.

ekt_bear:
So you didn't attend any Nigerian universities, because you got the Visa lottery I guess right around the time you got your JAMB score?

Why are you so obsessed with my life.

Anyhow I came here by car and got in through Mexico, thats why I didnt go to naija uni. Clear now?

Is this explanation more plausible?

ekt_bear:
So from that thread and given all the other dancing around Princeton here on NL is it not reasonable for 3rd parties to infer that he has a connection to Princeton?

Of course, only an ediot would make such inference, especially WRT the fictitious PMC

There is no outright denial, right?

Did you even read the thread?

This to me seems dishonest.

Certainly Fstranger is in no position to get offended if people call him out for pretending to be affiliated to Princeton, imo.

You have a brain, use it.

Now lets talk about pum-pum

PhysicsQED:
lol, ok. Got it now.

So you believe SEFAGO when he says he has membership with MENSA?

Really?

ekt_bear:
To address the point.

I'm not saying 285 is some sort of insane score. I don't know either way; I don't know what the mean and SD of the JAMB scores even look like, never took JAMB, didn't go through the Nigerian education system.

What I do know is that 285 is generally a high enough score to go to somewhere reasonable in Nigeria for university.

Draw your own conclusions from that fact.

Edit!

ekt_bear:
LMAO

@Beaf: Dude. You don't know me at all. Like. I have a pretty damn sweet life. The world has dealt me a pretty good hand. I have no resentment. And there are very few people on this planet I am jealous of.

Be honest with yourself. Based upon what you know of me from interactions with me on NL, am I the type of person who life has dealt a bad hand? Heh.

Anyway, I don't blame this little squirrel Beaf to join in. Because I have destroyed him so many times in the past, any little opportunity to snipe he shall take, eh?

@Beaf: I shall deal with you later. Let me wrap up dealing with these folks first. Don't worry ohhh, I will make time for you this week.

Like having access to constant pum-pum?

Beaf is probably on point here!

PhysicsQED:
lol, I wasn't trying to really join sides. Just wanted to ask about the 285 on JAMB at 16 thing, and I remembered what the real origin of the "Princeton medical school" story was, so I figured that I might as well state it.


Well this is news to me, that you don't claim to have graduated from Princeton.

You didn't say you graduated from Princeton in that thread, but you definitely said it elsewhere:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-564910.0.html#msg7300190



Isn't Princeton the only Ivy in New Jersey? I don't know how else to read that statement.

Remember that was with Blazay. I just try to have fun with Blazay.

Blazay or becomrich, who takes them seriously anyway. Put it into context

AT Physics, who calls themselves a hardcore scientist? ROFLMAO

Come on, you need to be able to separate fact from fiction.


PS. LOL. Who is everyone who knows "I am smart?" Shouldnt that have put that post into context for you?

PhysicsQED:
lol, funny how derailed threads are often more interesting than non-derailed threads.  . .

@ ekt bear, I was the one who assumed fstranger was studying medicine at Princeton (I don't know much about Princeton) in an unrelated discussion we had because he posted pictures of Princeton and then Sagamite jumped on that for their e-feud. Fstranger said he had already graduated from Princeton, not that he was studying medicine there.


Also, what's so impossible about 285 on JAMB at 16? Is this JAMB so insanely hard or something?

Awwwww, far too kind of you.

You need not have shown face, but glad to help shut Ekt Bear for life. Very dishonest dude. Wouldn't be surprised if we later found out  he does yahoo-yahoo on the side.

Anyway, Honesty is always the best policy!


PS: I didnt say I graduated from there. The thread was just about Buildings remember and I posted different buildings of different schools and you assumed so many things, which I corrected . SEFAGO was on the thread as well.

Anyway, Where is Ekt Bear? Lets focus on Pum-pum

ekt_bear:
Err.

And how does this lead you to conclude that I was lying? Grown-@ss dudes you know with GFs. . . what do you think they do with them? Given what you know about what other guys and their wives or girlfriends do, what is a reasonable conclusion to make?

But earlier on, you said, you never made such claim. It is your penchant for stretching the truth that gets me mad. Anyway, I just find it hard to believe that someone with constant access to pum-pum , and a "good looking, muscular, well adjusted christian for that matter," would be looking for pum-pum online, especially thousands of miles from him.

Doesnt make sense. But hey Ekt Bear, you 'is' the man! You can do no bad

ekt_bear:
*shrug*

I haven't read any specific posts made by you on Princeton med school. But Sagamite and Katsumoto both claim you've made a remark of this sort. I doubt you explicitly said it, but likely you wrote your text in a way to imply it. Which by itself doesn't show much "honesty", does it?

I now have some respect for you.  Just a little. Sagamite never proved his case.Cos it was never true.  He was just trying to be a smart a/r/s/e. Let Katsumoto prove his case if he is man enough. But then I doubt it. Hey, I can tell you every 125 Med schools in the US off hand and the new ones, one in your state being headed by a former professor and the other ones in PA etc. Why would I mention Princeton med schoo? They dont even have a Law school. DOes that even make sense to you. The fact that you'd go that route shows how desperate you are  and how far you have sunk. Very shocking I have to say. But very very very hilarious.

Anyway, that misses the point. The point is, I hope this 285 JAMB score at age 16 is not another. . . tall tale, exaggeration, etc. . .distortion of the truth that you are well-known for on this forum.

hahahahahahahahaha

Anyway, only time will tell.

ekt_bear:
Hehe. I don't think I've made any claims about how much (or how little) I am getting. If you can find any such claims (should be fairly easy given your eidetic memory, right?), kindly post.

And FWIW, if you toned down your creepiness and batsh1t-insane nature, women might despise you a little less. And who knows, perhaps this could lead to your getting laid sometime before the age of 47?

I'm not holding my breath in that regard though, lol.

You once bragged about getting it at least twice a week on our obodo NL here, but not as " often as you'd like it."

Hey, I see, I remember for life.  Anyway, I will never make stuff up about people, not my style. Might spin it, interpret literally, but never invent. Never, so beneath me.

But you, you love to invent and thats very very dishonest and unmanly and Un-Yoruba-like if I may add.

ekt_bear:
285 on JAMB at age 16

Na wa o

Fstranger, is this another one of your Princeton University medical school tales? 

Eidetic memory, possibly. Or a stalker with too much time on his hands and a penchant for dishonesty.

So upon getting your 285 on JAMB, which of Nigeria's finest universities did you end up attending?

Hold on are we going crazy again?  

Crack jokes fine. But try to be honest. Please, please, please. Honesty is always good!

LOL Mr. I-get-constant-pum-pum

So Odunnu get stalkers for hia too.

All these hypocrites a la name droppers shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Grown /a/r/s/e men  stalking chicks thousands of miles from them


What sort of deranged modafuuukers do we have on NL. SO many sickos here.

Out goes all their claim to constant p/u/m-p/u/m.  Imaginary pum-pum my foot. Bloody psychos

^^^

They should start one for you too

Too many Engineers on nL

Orobo-kibo fisilabe

No Yoruba state on that list.

Speaks volume

Where is South East?

kasiem:
u just remembered me that their never-ending-intellectual-battles.

Reminded?

WTF 'is' your speaking

smh ;d ;d ;d

Come on Mr. Yoruba, I am a frigging Simpleton, remember.

Anyway, it is true that, Friends may come and go, but enemies, ENEMIES, accumulate. I love it!

Anyway, I like how Mr. Yoruba tags along with Mr Smackdown every time he gets the opportunity to do so. But to Mr. Kats, a friendly advice: "Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship."

Katsumoto:


Like all vagabonds, he resorts to fisticuff

Fisticuff [sic] ko, Intifada ni.

Are you now backing out?  You dont want to bury your foot in my a/r/s/e anymore. Is it fear or you just act this way because you didnt have a father figure to mentor you as to what it is to be a man? Was dad  MIA after he donated his White oat? No wonder, kpele ma binu. No wonder, you go all out to defend another Ba/s/t/a/rd of Yorubaland, BAT. Now I get it.

when his brain can't cash what his mouth (hands) has (have) said (written).

You now pay attention to what you write, unlike in the past when you just bæmˈbu zəl your unsuspecting followers.  Something good is coming out of our e-fisticuffs, innit?

Are you the wrestling champion in your village?

Oga Katsumoto, how else did you think I won a scholarship to Princeton Medical School of Clairvoyance ( School of awon alaala)

Very unlikely, in all likelihood, you are probably just as physically lazy as you are intellectually dense.

I like how you have an overblown impression of yourself. YOu seem to have huge ego. I know. That said, why dont you find out how lazy I am, first hand/ 'FISTICUFFSLY.'

The first people to call for a fight are usually the first to run.

Very true. Like how you wanted to bury "your ar/s/e in my foot," and then when I took you up on it, you backed down. You sure know yourself. High school must have been rough for you.

In any case, even if I must fight, I don't fight street urchins.  I am satisfied with intellectual smackdowns I give you from time to time. 

Wait a minute, "is" you coming down to my "hinterland" or not? I hate people who flip-flop like you do. Now not too difficult to understand why you cant get women offline. Who wants a wimp as a BF? You probably stammer too, No?

I promise a re-matcch in Egbaland. I promise. Thats if you  make it worth my time.

Egbaland ko, Katunga land ni. He is so desperate to know where I am from. 

Hahahahahahahaha

Just as how you and your baby katzs are obsessed with my "hinterland."

Wow, so its fair for you to stalk me, but not fair for me to know where your mother is from?  Profound! Very Profound.

At least i am being open about it, not doing it creepily like you Sir is doing it.

Anyway, Egbaland it is. Omo Oba Katsumoto. Fake prince of Egbaville. Is that your infallible pick up line? 

Phocking hypocrite. Intellectual smackdown ko, Dycksucker dobodobo ni You can quote me on that!


[size=4pt]PS: Hey Mr. Intellectual Smack-down, make your response interesting or else I go look for Blazay or Tpia to entertain me. You know I am the only friend you have, you dont want to spend the night lonely, you know. Give it your best shot.[/size]

Katsumoto Demystifier

cre88tivit:
@ arsenefc: my brother, you don't finish the man. there is nothing left to say.
i remember when olunloyo, soyinka, lekan are and many othe gci old boys threw oga tinubu under the train for attempting to steal the identification of gci and sad part of it all, this sick man never came back to defend himself. he's a criminal that should be stoned to death.                  

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

That was so so so nice of you. Far too kind.


Enjoy:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsHfS3I-J1o?version=3&hl=en_US[/flash]

Katsumoto:
Maybe he can 'demystify' my foot up his ar.se. 

Maybe you can come down to Lag and lets do the de-mystification  of your foot up my a/r/s/e face to face, man to man, roforofo style . But  I know, I know, I know e-thugs seldom follow up with their e-brags


Or you want to come to my 'hinterland?' Lagbole mu won leru? Where I am king by night and  by day, supposedly a/the only student of the world famous Princeton medical school of Clairvoyance earning my Ph.d?   Wearing the only area's three piece suit

Or you prefer your family house in Egbaland aka the red district of Egbaville?

tpia@:
i guess since you're not yoruba and/or were raised wrongly by lord knows who-probably armed robbers and boko harems, this is all so strange to you.

At least I wanst raised in a home where the women weave by day, and suck dyccks at night.

One can only imagine the kind of family legacy your parents may have bequeathed you - probably, laziness, fugliness, sluttiness, 'antisocial-ness' and every bad thing that ends with "ness"