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I guess you werent around when the event happened. Some of us here witnessed it live as part of the entourage while the rest watched  it on TV back home

It was on national TV when it happened and I watched the news live on NTA.

You obviously arent as familiar with British table manners as you have inarticulately described in your post. Sometimes, it is better to not speak unless you are sure of improving the silence.

Mr. Globe:
^ No, you are one that needs a job. You jobless and unproductive lot.

Eko -[b]o[/b]le is psycho. Best to ignore psychos.

aloy/emeka:
You are no more half and half,abi?

On this thread, he is as Yoruba as they get.

Just as you are as Ibo as they get


Sup Funmi? Je ka ma do rawa. Are you game?

Hunger strike?

As long as the transitional chairman shares whatever money he gets with the rest of us.


Hunger strike ko, sh!t strike ni

Akanbi_edu:
U miss road?

Come on, are you this uptight?

Dont you get the joke. He is doing the same phoking thing you started, derailing the thread

@DK

Of course, thats Loma. He mentioned it some weeks back!

afam4eva:
I don't see anything embarrasing about that. If certain things are alien to you, it's certainly gonna have a toll on you. Why do always worry ourselves about what white people think about us? This same people come here and mis-dance to Lagbaja's beats. I dey laugh.

Because we love White people and wish we could be like them.

I myself will sell my grandmother just to touch and talk to a White man. Until then, Viva La White People

I heard their shyyt dont smell, thats if they shyyt at all.

Okoro2015:
The story has it that as the tea session was progressing & Zik learnt that Abukakar doesn't understand the rules, he stylishly told their host "Let us pray"
It was during the short prayer that ensued that he communicated to Abubakar in whatever language he coded to turn his cup after
his present round or risk going home with swollen stomach!

This is the version I heard.

edicolove:
If you ever went to any school, you would know that insulting the way GEJ dresses is not and insult on Jonathan's person but an insult on the tribe the dressing represents. Calling the traditional hat of the Ijaws a slave master hat is way out of line and I insist that if you think you are larger than life and bigger than God, watch out, you are only a man. You cant even controlhow you sleep and wake up.

FYI, he dropped out in Primary 0. I agree calling the president retardeen shows he did not go to school.

Very well educated people like me only call the President Odechukwu and sometimes Mumumerije.


Is it true the president cant find his butt-hole with his fingers? I read that in one of DK's post.  Is that common in the ND? Perhaps, he should take DK's advice and stop wearing wrapper like my grandmother.

edicolove:
The likes of you have come and gone. It is nothing new. You think you are larger than life. But when God comes asking questions of you, will be able to answer? I wait to see. You are like the rich man in the bible who said to himself, let me eat and drink and what is more. But that night God asked him a question he could not answer. Do you know how you sleep and how you wake up? You have no clue because after all your arrogant talk, you are just a man, fragile and helpless.

I am sorry. I will tell him to stop calling GEJ retardeen. I dont like it too to be sincere. I think retardeen is not Nigerian enough. What about Odechuckwu? That sounds more Nigerian.

@DK, Now just use Odechuckwu Mumumerije, no more Retardeen. In the interest of peace and justice. so shall it be.

jennykadry:
Lol @ Ify. People like us wey dey use broom sweep our backyard never tok finish. someone that have so much money so tey everything in her house na she buy am, no fit afford vacuum cleaner.

She is a bloody liar abeg, she too lie. Brother inlaw eating 25crates of eggs, 14 pieces of meat including shaki, roundabout, liver and kpomo, breaking 10DVD's plus 2 flat screen 65inch panasonic TV, then join the coffee table wey e break too, still the guy hand no rest ooo, he finished 1 whole large Tube of Colgate toothpaste and then thief her pikin own, he also used a whole 1KG of peak powdered milk in his cup of tea. Then he decided to dismantle their microwave. He went further ahead to break the cupboard she packed the food stuff inside to find more food to eat.

Did I leave any other details behind?

She is just phocking trolling, that doesnt make her a liar. Gosh

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

Get some sense of humor jare. Everything is lying, lying, lying. Thats how some people accuse OBJ of stealing when he was only keeping the money in 'our' collective account to build schools for the less privilege.

Open your eyes madam. Enjoy the show

edicolove:
These are the kind of idiotic posts you find here on NL. You come here and insult a whole tribe's mode of dressing because you are God abi? So you think your tribe dresses better or are superior in some way abi? You just show that you are immature and unintelligent. You also show you have never travelled out of the hole where you live. So shallow minded and a complete dunce. And you call someone the age of your father a retardeen and you think you sound fashionable or smart? You have no clue how low level you are. You are only laying up curses for yourself in the future because every lousy insult you dish out will bring pains to you. Especially when you insult a whole tribe of people in ungodly arrogance. Pride goeth before a fall!

How did you know DK is not as old as Retaardeeeeen or even older?

What if DK is God? Dont you know its very arrogant and crude to be talking to God like this?

Now apologize and your sins shall be forgiven by God, Dk.

Seen it. Too many made for TV moments. Touching story nevertheless

Sparkle777:
quite a character! Tot we were talking of ministers and tea. Talk of de railing.

Cant blame him that much. What do you expect from a proud employee of NdRC, awon ti railiway

Mobinga:
You should have said something other than "finest".

That's disrespectful to the fine people out there.

I agree. Also, very disrespectful to the average people out there.

How did I manage to miss this

Owu Gal, you is the best.

Didnt Idi Amin do someone like that?

If I have to guess though, my bet is on an Hausa minister or maybe Ibo, but definitely not Yoruba

Eko Ile:
And so what? Have you arrogated to yourself the sole right to utter the names of towns and villages in Nigeria?

Yes, just as how you've arrogated BAT's dyck to your filthy mouth.

Katsumoto:
Afenifere sinks to a new low.

How? And please I dont want a story from D. O Fagunwa's history book


"Do not speak unless you can improve the silence"

Jenifa_:
I knew from the start that it was a blackmail!

Sheer incompetence or blackmail?

http://www.onelook.com/?w=blackmail&ls=a

OAM4J:
Who elected/appointed these people as Yoruba leaders?

They werent elected, once they realized the throne was for the taking, they just took it.

He who dares wins

Fortune, I repeat, Fortune favors the brave.

Just as how I am the leader here on NL, they are Yoruba leaders. Eni y'ara 'logun gbe

BTW, who made you moderator and who elected/appointed/gave you permission  to comment on this thread?

true2god:
Money must have definitely exchanged hands to change the story.

Phone calls might have been made,from high place, not to continue with the REAL test

Numerous pleas had definitley being made on his behalf from his friends and fellow agents. He should consider himself lucky to get away with this.

He can never sue NDLEA cos it must be part of the 'cover-up' deal.

He will not talk about it to the press so that he wont step on toes of those who help him out of the predicament.

He might do a movie later on the incident when the story might have died down completley to prove his 'innocence'

ADVISE: He should stop the runs cos all eyes will be on him from now.

Actually this is the best time to up the ante because the NDLEA people wouldnt want to go through this embarrassment again and even if he was caught he could argue that he was framed up by NDLEA.

Baba Suwe is now free to do drugs IMO, on a large scale basis if he wants. He is now more powerful than NDLEA.

aloy/emeka:
https://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300300_273801375993575_100000911437990_850183_2047906632_n.jpg

Naija model secondary school


Oju olomo o to! Hahahaha

Your best post yet!

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Desola:
Oloribushan ara orun ki kin ki! You should just find a corner to slump and die!

Awon to n do ( ati awon to n fooo e) e, lolori bushun

Ode, akindanidani obinrin.

Se omo leyi, abi nkan obe

Omo to ye ti iya ti fi se nkan osu danudanu.

A n be soo, o n se kandakanda. Omo ta ba n bawi, to n warun ki, osetan to fe parun ni yen.

May you walk and stumble from now to the end of your days!

Oti sise bayi oooooooooooo.

Desola:
It would be myopic of me to neglect the IGR at Fash's disposal. Nevertheless, i'm not in anyway placing the other Western states on par with Fash or expecting the same goods as is being delivered by Fash. I just want to see a project which have been harped on about to see the light of day. I want them to quit being just 'sayers' but to become doers. Aregbe needs no more time to deliver, the time is now! He doesn't even have to bring in these new cargo rails he talked about just yet, but to do something tangible. I do commend him for meeting and surpassing the minimum wage requirement but so far, that is all I can allude to him but that didn't go without some protest (although we know that PDP machinery were/are at work).

If Fashola can do this much in less than 6 years, then I believe that the other states can deliver half of a quater of what he (Fash) has done so far. It's time to start requesting the dividend of our votes and the trust we have placed in their capabilities.

Come on! What would it take to deliver in states with much less population than Lagos? PDP or not, these people should sit up and give us something to sing about.

Expect Eko ole to start calling you names now that you've seen the light and now in on the ACN propaganda.

Odua a gbe a ooooo

May you walk and never k'ose

Ola one:
Strangerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Egbon Professor Olaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

djustice:
It's common knowledge that Asiwaju has maintained at least three sets of killer squads for some time now. One led by a certain senior policeman who is the son of a late prominent oddball cleric. The other is usually led by NURTW senior officials, and the third is a group of Israeli mercenaries posing as security consultants.

It's also common knowledge that Tinubu's long held ambition has been to be referred to as the Leader of the Yorubas. He knew that with the likes of Bola Ige around, and empowered as a Minister, that was going to be a tall order. The only option left to him was his murder.

If he could kill H.I.D. Awolowo too, he would have done it, over Tribune's refusal to join the rest of the southwest media in licking his Bottom. Knowing Tinubu, he's probably waiting for things to quiet down, so that when she dies, it can be attributed to natural causes, since his spat with her would have been forgotten.

Gbabeski!

OBJ's minister of justice that was at the same time giving OBJ some serious headache.


OBJ wouldnt have done it because he is friends with OBJ, but Tinubu saw an opening, to take out the only man in his way WRT SW politics, and he capitalized on it.

This is not America, it is not that difficult to understand. Of course, Tinubu did not pull the trigger, if that is your point

djustice:
^^^^^
Olodo!!! Two words, or can't you read

No mind am, he don drinki for ACN koolaid tire, he no come know what to yarn

^^^

Jealous because they didnt employ you?


Oun eri ewi, Proudly NRC.

Bawss1:
So Aregbesola slapped Fashola and we are suppose to get a hard on or what?

Try slapping Mayor Bloomberg and see how fast you get a hard on, in Rikers Island