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why am i so unfortunate no mugu has paid me since i started this 419 business. is this a curse from my enemies.

Just 68 posts and you are here down talking a doyen like Emeagwali. What have you invented yourself.

@Jkobs i really appreciate your advice. To my fellow nairalanders thanks for all your contributions. I aint strong enough but that honey pot of hers can motivate me into becoming a Muhammed Ali.

Somebody pls advice of on what to do. Somebody just slapped my babe. What do i do, besides this is happening just this week she has promised to let me into her world of intimacy.

All they wanted was cheap publicity and they have gotten it. I once sued the pontiff will definitely beef up their legal profile. They can't do nada. Uk should thank their stars d Pope wants to honour them with a visit. Dawkins get busy wt another case cos u r bound to lose big time.

A priest had his bicycle stolen and thought a member of his flock was to blame. In need of advice he consulted his bishop who suggested that he root out the thief by preaching a sermon on the ten commandments. The idea was that when the priest got to Thou shalt not steal he would pause and look around the church for anyone behaving in a guilty manner. In this way it was hoped that the culprit would give himself away. A couple of weeks later the bishop bumped into the priest and asked him whether the plan had worked. Well yes said the priest but not quite in the way you envisaged. I was going thru the Ten commandments one by one and when i got to thou shalt not commit adultery i remembered where i had left my bike.

House in d spirit of Christ's resurrection. I most humbly request my fellow nairalanders. If u hv got any contact to link me up with any job at all i wil greatly appreciate it. I presently live in Enugu bt i'm ready nd willing to work anywhere. Get me on this line 08035401950

1. Accountants do it with double entry. 2. Broadcasters do it with frequency. 3. Detectives do it undercover. 4. Disk jockeys do it on request. 5. Divers do it deeper. 6. Engineers do it with specifications. 7. Linguists do it orally. 8. Photographers do it in a flash. 9. Teachers do it with the class. 10. Snooker players do it bending over. 11. Librarians do it in silence.

1. Born again pagan. 2. Gone crazy back soon. 3. Feel safe tonight sleep with a cop. 4. If u don't believe in MouthAction keep ure mouth shut. 5. I bet u i could stop gambling. 6. I'd kil for a Nobel peace prize. 7. I want to die in my sleep like my father, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 8. I'm not a complete idiot some parts are missing. 9. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. 10. I used to be schizophrenic but we're ok now. 11. Drive defensively buy an armoured tank.

A man was sitting quietly in a bar when someone shouted: "All policemen are thieves!" the man jumped to his feet and said: i resent that. Are u a policeman? No i'm a thief.

Arsenal fans pls what do u have to say about Diaby and Bendtner

My life. That's why I live here in Nigeria.
Those who stay out or want to get out are too selfish to sacrifice and are not nation builders . They are one chance carpet baggers whose dream is to reap what they didnt sow.I am sick and tired of listening to their frustrations.

Jesus Christ. Nnamdi Azikiwe. I know say upure sleeveu don strategize one bad stuff. Make i no call u ure surname. Great Pretender.

living in this hellhole is enough sacrifice. What again do u want the head of John the baptist.

Most times i tend to wonder is there really much difference between this group of persons. Is a pity that the mugger on the street seems to be most unfortunate. Just for a couple of bucks he is either lynched by the angry mob or burnt to ashes. If we should be sincere with ourselves dont you think the Abuja thieves should be the ones to receive the jungle justice.

What are ure opinions my fellow country men.

When is d recruitment form ending.

Why keep d hit on unseen amateur kidnappers when their kingpin Dambazzu is on d loose. How dare he abduct our president in such a dehumanizing manner. Why is Dr Goodluck Johnathan keeping quiet.

Sundays r meant to b kept holy bt ironically people tend to sin more on sundays. If u doubt it just take a statistics on d level of debauchery and immorality dt u find lurking d streets on sundays.

See as all these girls open their mouth dey yarn nonsense. When una begin visit all these white garment churches e go b like say God no dey answer prayers again. Nna unu a na akpu dinkpa. Mr right shuld always b mr right even wtout any job.

it s me vatican voting my homies underground Aj and Urchman. Timaya is another version of Aaki na Pawpaw he is too short and loud 4 my liking.
multicoloured terry g he is a fool needs a lot of rehab men

Horus u ve got a stinking mouth odour.

A man thought he was a dog, he went to see a psychiatrist. It is terrible said d man. I walk around on all fours, i keep barking in d middle of d night and i can't go past a lamp post any more. Ok, said d psychiatrist. Get on d couch. The man replied. I am not allowed on d couch.

Is the prayer for Nigeria in distress not working or does it mean tha God is tired with answering the prayers of Nigerians.

Should we keep the commandments of God because we love Him or because one is afraid of eternal damnation.

will it have any negative influence on the kids, if in a family the wife is richer than the husband.l

He is Jesus the shearer.

Brothers and sisters i just want to know although this question might sound a lil bit absurd. I just want to know is death painful.

Guns dont kill people husbands who come home early kill ppl.

Dt idiot should be in the creeks, God just saved him by making him a star still he wont put in his best to serve his country.

If i ever step into everton anyday. Yobo hmmmmm make i no talk.

I got nothign to say.

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