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my advice is ehmmmm

Pls nairalanders i sincerely need a very beautiful girl friend who must also be very cheap to maintain.
Requirements
Ability to cook egusi soup or any delicacy with as little as 120 naira.

She should aki and paw paw feet tall with a sexyn bow leg.

Ability to walk long distance like a camel and also ready to carry me along when necessary.

She have a working knowledge of about 6 languages including efik, ibo, hausa and yoruba.

Her father must have served during the first republic and should have a pix with the queen by way of confirmation.

If u meet the following requirement notify me at aruzuoke@yahoo.com only shortlisted candidates will be contacted. shalom.

If u were to be in King Solomons shoes amongst the gifts of wealth, victory over ure enemies and MONEY which one will u choose.

If u got a straight invitation to heaven, what will u not like to leave behind.

If u are given the opportunity of becoming the president and dying shamefully after 2 days in a brothel would u readily agree.

If u are told by God to choose between barreness and perpetual unemployment, which one will u opt for.

Plesae i also need these dumps my email is nonnyke2000@yahoo.com. At least maybe this will liberate me from the labour market.

these corrupt men should be treated like the early xtians when they where being persecuted in the ancient Roman empire

these corrupt men should be treated like the early xtians when the where being persecuted in the ancient Roman empire

PLS i am available as far as u are very cheap to maintain both financially and other wise.
No request for recharge cards pls.

From the ministries of health and education. It has come to our notice that a good number of girls now register with surgeons for a surgical elongation of the neck to enhance giraffing during exams.

To tell u the truth apart from i go dye i never see man wey get long neck.
Once again between the two genders who giraffs the most.

Going going going, now as the auctioneer let me once again remind u girls of what we are bidding for.
Now for 200,000 how many girls will like to take the facial features and physical structure of former presido, Mr Matthew Olusegun Oby

Fellow naijas rejoice at least we were represented. All Ghanian contingents were denied there visa application.
aruzuoke@yahoo.com

Please what is the name of the person who represented us. I need to know cos i have a test to write tomorrow. I am confused whether it is Ob, or IB,

that is a vey nice info. Let us get the job first before anything.

this is complete nonsense