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Happy Mothers Day To All Mothers And Potential Mothers Outside There..FUN by israelboy1(m): 7:19am On Mar 15, 2015
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at
once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps ....
I know you're laughing unless you're not yoruba.

To all mothers both home and abroad, wishing you all the best.
God bless all the women in this world
Re: Happy Mothers Day To All Mothers And Potential Mothers Outside There..FUN by hummerwise(m): 8:11am On Mar 15, 2015
Hapi mother's day to all NIGERIAN mother.


Bros I be full blooded yoruba, but xcluding other tribes mom aint a gud way 2 do it.
Re: Happy Mothers Day To All Mothers And Potential Mothers Outside There..FUN by israelboy1(m): 8:28am On Mar 15, 2015
hummerwise:
Hapi mother's day to all[b]NIGERIAN[/b] mother.


Bros I be full blooded yoruba, but xcluding other tribes mom aint a gud way 2 do it.


friend, it's not like that, i really appreciate the effort of all the women outside there. The spanking aspect of yoruba women is simply what agitated this wrtie up smiley smiley smiley

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Re: Happy Mothers Day To All Mothers And Potential Mothers Outside There..FUN by asadike(f): 9:51am On Mar 15, 2015
Happy mothering sunday to mummy kola ati iya ibeji.

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